Bieksa Intangibles vs Toews Intangibles

[Wheatley]

Everyone talks about how Toews has intangibles, but I think we've got someone on the Canucks who may have more: Kevin Bieksa!

I made a short list for each player. Feel free to add or edit as you see fit.

Bieksa Intangibles:

Dives to save empty net goals, then skates down the ice and scores to tie the game

Scores off stanchions

Scores on breakaways

Toews Intangibles:

Good at stealing the puck

Can make refs call penalties by crying

Looks like a man-pig

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[Smokey McCanucks]

Toews: is a Menno
Bieksa: not

 

[Wheatley]

Toews: Throws temper tantrums

Bieksa: Throws gloves

 

[Pip]

Bieksa- caveman
Toews- little girl


advantage Bieksa!

 

[luongo321]

Bieksa: Hits men
Toews: Hits little kids

 

[kmad]

Bieksa - 3+1+1+5+1+1=12 points
Toews - 1+1+1+4+1 = 8 points

Advantage Bieksa

 

[Win One Before I Die]

Id take Toews over Bieksa in a heart beat.

 

[Pip]

Id take Toews over Bieksa in a heart beat.

you have it reversed, I would take Bieksa. I already have 10 Toes

 

[WonderTwinsUnite]

Toews = whines to the media
Bieksa = chirps the media

 

[ItsAllPartOfThePlan]

you have it reversed, I would take Bieksa. I already have 10 Toes

Nice!

 

[theripper]

there was a street named bieksa, but it was changed to toews because nobody crosses bieksa and lives.

 

[Taelin]

there was a street named bieksa, but it was changed to toews because nobody crosses bieksa and lives.

 

[jigsaw99]

lets be realistic guys. we would take Toews in a trade with Bieska any day of the week.

 

[Wheatley]

lets be realistic guys. we would take Toews in a trade with Bieska any day of the week.

Yeah obviously, but until that happens we can have some fun at the expense of Captain Serious.

 

[KDizzle]

Toews: Awkwardly on the prowl for women

Bieksa: Stares and the women come a-flockin'

 

[Wheatley]

So "Streak" is a phone that can help you pick up chicks?

Interesting....

 

[mavstar]

Why are you comparing an all-star and top 2-way centre to a 2nd pairing defenceman?

 

[xtra]

3 loses and all the serious chicken littles are out.....this board is so bipolar.

 

[parabola]

Ahem... Toews is MR Intangibles.