Do you want to make millions and millions of dollars which will be used to purchase the Ottawa Senators? Well, look no further, because I have invented the greatest invention of all time. It's a boxing machine, but instead of a punching bag, it's Eugene's ugly mug. Place machines all over Ottawa, and in every bar. Charge $2 per punch. Boom. We'll have $600M in about 2 weeks. Bonus points, develop one where you can kick the Euge in the nards. Charge $5 per kick. Triple Bonus Points! A driving simulation where you select your passenger from a list of candidates (Hoffman's psycho girlfriend, Burrows, Melnyk, Dorion, etc) and you can personally drive them to the airport. For an extra $0.50, you can drive off with their luggage still in the trunk. Apologies for my image. I made it with MS Paint on the worst computer known to man in about 25 seconds.