Best Idea of all ideas of all time of good ideas that are best ideas ever in time

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  1. Zorf

    Zorf Apparently I'm entitled?

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    Do you want to make millions and millions of dollars which will be used to purchase the Ottawa Senators? Well, look no further, because I have invented the greatest invention of all time.

    It's a boxing machine, but instead of a punching bag, it's Eugene's ugly mug. Place machines all over Ottawa, and in every bar. Charge $2 per punch. Boom. We'll have $600M in about 2 weeks.

    Bonus points, develop one where you can kick the Euge in the nards. Charge $5 per kick.

    Triple Bonus Points! A driving simulation where you select your passenger from a list of candidates (Hoffman's psycho girlfriend, Burrows, Melnyk, Dorion, etc) and you can personally drive them to the airport. For an extra $0.50, you can drive off with their luggage still in the trunk.



    Apologies for my image. I made it with MS Paint on the worst computer known to man in about 25 seconds.
     

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    Micklebot Moderator

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    you forgot to link to your kickstarter campaign... how am I supposed to invest?
     
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  3. Zorf

    Zorf Apparently I'm entitled?

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    Nah, I'm an ideas guy. Not a do stuff guy. Someone else can do the work and give me a cut of the profits, of which there will be many.


    9 years working in the federal public services has drained my body and soul of any drive, enthusiasm, initiative, or basic will to live during the hours of 7:00am and 4:00pm Monday through Friday.
     
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    No. Only losers blame others.
     
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    BonkTastic ಠ_ಠ

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    Alright, this clinches it - I vote for Zorf.
     
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    internetdotcom 11 + 15 + 19 = 666

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    Can we also name him the new U.S. prez while we’re at it?
     
  7. Zorf

    Zorf Apparently I'm entitled?

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    Well this took an interesting turn, but I accept. The world needs me!
     
  8. Zorf

    Zorf Apparently I'm entitled?

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    Wait...

    Is this some fancy ploy to get me off HF Sens?
     
  9. Do Make Say Think

    Do Make Say Think & Yet & Yet

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    And into my pants.

    Rawwwwr
     
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