Best Beer League names

[qmechanic]

One year, in my summer league, the team names were all in terrible taste. One teammate said "How can I tell my kids I play for Plumber's Crack?" I can't recall the other names, but that one I remember.

 

[Ozz]

Can't remember if I posted the logo, but here's my 2nd team i Just joined:

 

[centreman84]

A couple more from my rink journeys...

Frozen Nutz
Up the Creek
Here 4 da Beer

 

[WingsFan95]

Not my team but one team way back when were called the "Rs" as literally their logo was a big R and a small s.

It was suppose to be a metaphor for Pirates but I'm not so sure.

Best team name I was apart of was " Interference ".

 

[mug25]

My team = The Honey Badgers

 

[jking]

Tap dat pass

 

[Maudite]

I thought the Book Hockey was translating to "Boococky". Look that one up.

 

[RockemSockemProberts]

In one on my roller hockey seasons many years ago, there was a team that went by the name of Carpe Poon...

 

[PaperworkNinja]

I shouldn't read these at work. It does make me sad that there are a bunch of stuck-up prissy types on the park board in town who decided to do away with team names for our rec league. (It scared the little girls in the figure skating program according to one of the mothers who sits on the board. Uh-huh. Sure.) So instead of teams like the above-named beauties, we get "Team Red" and "Team Green." All I can say is that someone must have come up with a fantastic name to get the names banned.

 

[JonL1421]

Back in University, we organised Friday night shinny. Most of the players and I lived in an off-campus rez located on Regent St. and were generally ignored by the school. We got jerseys made called Regent Rejects. I don't think these jerseys were liked on school property.

 

[OpenIceHit42]

There was a team at nationals in Toronto this year from DC called "The Barking Spiders"

 

[GmC]

I thought the Book Hockey was translating to "Boococky". Look that one up.

We just played and won a tourney this summer under the name BOOCAKE.

To the uninformed, we just said it was a form of cake we liked. To those who got it, we had lotsa love for the name.

 

[RockemSockemProberts]

.......

 

[Outl4w]

Scorgasms

 

[Fulcrum]

Last team for me was Gang Green

 

[DohBruins]

Ticklefight:

 

[SauceHockey]

Fort St.John Flyers

 

[bookhockey]

Book Hockey is the winner!

 

[expy]

Our name this year is Malkin in the Middle.

 

[DJH]

Our name this year is Malkin in the Middle.

Nice play on words.

 

[RockemSockemProberts]

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[fish7]

We played against a team last night called the Tony Orlando Ten and they have a picture of Tony Orlando on their jerseys. Our token young guy had no idea who Tony Orlando was. Our team is unofficially known as the Old Guys

 

[TickleMeYandle]

I'm trying to get a team of women together called the NoDiques. But one of the ladies doesn't like it, so I don't know that it will happen.

 

[Elkaroo]

All the teams in the intramural league had the school name before them (McMaster), so one team called themselves the Baiters. (Say the full name)

 

[hyzer23]

The Final Period
Over 50 women's team

that is disgusting