On May 6, 1997 the National Hockey League established an elite team for the bottom one percent of its players. Its purpose was to teach the lost art of complete and total offensive apathy and to ensure that the handful of men who graduated were the laziest hockey players in the world. They succeeded. Today, the League calls them the Carolina Hurricanes. The players call it: Last time, the Hurricanes shot down the Flyers over home waters, causing CINC-Philly to pull the ejection handle on Coach Peter Laviolette. There are more bogeys on the radar though as the Flyers make another attempt to strike PNC Arena. Hurricanes Squadron Personnel CDR Jim "Sucker" Rutherford CDR Kirk "Bagskate" Muller LCDR Rod "Warchief" Brind'Amour LT Eric "Lead Goose" Staal LT Alexander "Icehands" Semin Hurricanes Lines: Jiri "Fats" Tlusty - Eric "Lead Goose" Staal (C) - Alex "Icehands" Semin Nathan "Hobbit" Gerbe - Jordan "Invisible" Staal (A) - Elias "Fish" Lindholm Tuomo "Glass" Ruutu - Riley "Ginger" Nash - Patrick "Compete Level" Dwyer Drayson "Debo" Bowman - Manny "Cyclops" Malhotra - Radek "Gramps" Dvorak Justin "Wolfman" Faulk (A) - Andrej "Seks" "Sekera Brett "Bruiser" Bellemore - Ron "Hollywood" Hainsey Ryan "Murderer" Murphy - Jay "Einstein" Harrison Justin "Pete Dawg" Peters Mike "Zombie" Murphy Philadephia Flyers Possible Lines: Raffl- Giroux (C) - Lecavalier Hartnell (A) - Schenn - Voracek Read - Couturier - Simmonds McGinn - Hall - Rinaldo Timonen (A) - Coburn Grossmann - Streit Meszaros - Gill Mason Emery Broadcast Info Radio All Carolina Hurricanes games can be heard on the Hurricanes Radio Network and its flagship station, 99.9 FM The Fan ESPN Radio. Hurricanes fans outside the network's listening area can listen live through a game-night link on CarolinaHurricanes.com. Listeners with SiriusXM satellite radio can find listings for upcoming games here. Television NBC Sports Network Time Warner Cable – Ch. 65 (SD) / 514 (SD-digital) / 1514 (HD) DirecTV – Ch. 220 Dish - Ch. 159/9466 AT&T Uverse – Ch. 640/1640 CenturyLink Prism – Ch. 726/1726 Atlantic Telephone – Ch. 24/978 Will the Canes shoot down the Flyers yet again to break their 5-game losing skid? Will Pete Dawg stand firm and intercept incoming pucks? Will the Canes and Flyers choose to settle this with a volleyball match instead (shirts vs skins, natch?) Or will the only Mighty Wings in sight will be at McDonalds after the game?