OT: Around the NHL - Summer Edition

[Gurglesons]

Look. Right or wrong. Whether it passes your own code of ethics or society's morals...

It's Kuznetsov.

****.

That.

Prick.

Even if he was accused of not helping a babushka cross the street, I'd still say **** him.

He can go flap his happy little ass to anywhere else.

Once again. He does the bird celebration because his daughter likes it.

 

[EightyOne]

Once again. He does the bird celebration because his daughter likes it.

Unless she has cancer, it won't warm my cold heart.

 

[Gurglesons]

Unless she has cancer, it won't warm my cold heart.

I’d just rather bitch about the Caps players that are dicks versus the goofy coke head.

 

[EightyOne]

I'm just mad my job doesn't let me do drugs, is all.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

They’ve already said what they’re going to do—nothing. He entered the nhl treatment program so he won’t be suspended unless he violates a second time...

Guys like him that lie and do it and lie again, whatever thing the NHL has will likely be him just doing it to play and make sure he doesn't get caught.

 

[HandshakeLine]

I repeat again, coke is just such a trashy drug it makes everyone think they're in Studio 54, when they're really just in the men's room of Nick's Fat City.

 

[Rakell67]

Look. Right or wrong. Whether it passes your own code of ethics or society's morals...

It's Kuznetsov.

****.

That.

Prick.

Even if he was accused of not helping a babushka cross the street, I'd still say **** him.

He can go flap his happy little ass to anywhere else.

What if Crosby starts waddling like an actual penguin after he scores? Would he catch flack for that? Would it be cute? Would Don Cherry have an aneurysm?

 

[HandshakeLine]

What if Crosby starts waddling like an actual penguin after he scores? Would he catch flack for that? Would it be cute? Would Don Cherry have an aneurysm?

Would anyone be able to tell the difference?

 

[EightyOne]

I repeat again, coke is just such a trashy drug it makes everyone think they're in Studio 54, when they're really just in the men's room of Nick's Fat City.

Sir, you're selling it really well with that analogy! I want to be in Studio 54!

What if Crosby starts waddling like an actual penguin after he scores? Would he catch flack for that? Would it be cute? Would Don Cherry have an aneurysm?

1) I'd not defend him if he became an insufferable douche-nozzle like that.

2) catch flack? Everyone crucified Sid for "whining" lol. He'd be pelted with eggs if he penguin waddled. Rightfully so, too

3) it's not cute to be showboating. Fist pumps and excitement /= flappy arms in a big circle. Kasparitis' full speed belly flop against Buffalo is A-OK, though. That was an important goal scored by a dude who doesn't score. Kuznetsov is primarily a goal scorer. Therefore, reactions like his are unbecoming.

4) anything to get cherry off the air would be positive, though

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

Look this is easy. You guys are making it too complicated.

f*** the f***ing Capitals. Forever. Hard and fast. Bunch of degenerates, douchebags and blowhards.

I used that last word on purpose.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

Look this is easy. You guys are making it too complicated.

**** the ****ing Capitals. Forever. Hard and fast. Bunch of degenerates, *****ebags and blowhards.

I used that last word on purpose.

I like your gumption.

 

[Khelandros]

I like the Maroon signing in Tampa. He can play a low-key role for them during the regular season and then do his thing in the playoffs.

What is his "thing" in the Playoffs? He's a .46 PPG in the regular season and a .46 PPG in the Playoffs?

 

[Honour Over Glory]

What is his "thing" in the Playoffs? He's a .46 PPG in the regular season and a .46 PPG in the Playoffs?

He's meh. Like he had one good run and his emotions were high because of his situation. But the guy had what, a decent run in Anaheim that one time and then again for the Blues? It's more rare than his shtick.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

So Donald Brashear likes the Kuzy Nose Treats as well, dude broke an apartment window and was arrested with the drug.

This is what drugs do to you when you're also an idiot, it's just a perfect storm.

https://www.tsn.ca/report-former-nh...ear-arrested-for-cocaine-possession-1.1356227

Somewhere, in some gutter, Mike Ribeiro laughs while his nose is dustier than white powdered donuts.

 

[Ogrezilla]

What if Crosby starts waddling like an actual penguin after he scores? Would he catch flack for that? Would it be cute? Would Don Cherry have an aneurysm?

I think that'd be an awesome mix of stupid and great. I wish more NHL players showed some personality and flair like that.

 

[HandshakeLine]

He's meh. Like he had one good run and his emotions were high because of his situation. But the guy had what, a decent run in Anaheim that one time and then again for the Blues? It's more rare than his shtick.

Brassard has a better PPG in the postseason and look at how well he worked out for us.

 

[BHD]

@Jesse had me all pumped about Brassard, and then, yeah...

 

[BHD]

He's meh. Like he had one good run and his emotions were high because of his situation. But the guy had what, a decent run in Anaheim that one time and then again for the Blues? It's more rare than his shtick.

He could be another useful player for the Bolts. Worst case, he plays a checking role on their 4th line.

Johnson - Point - Kucherov
Palat - Stamkos - Gourde
Killorn - Cirelli - Joseph
Martel - Paquette - Maroon

Hedman - Cernak
McDonagh - Sergachev/Shatts
Coburn - Sergachev/Shatts

Vasilevsky
McEhlhinney

That's a stacked lineup. They still have to get in done in the playoffs (which, I assume, is part of why they signed him), but that's an impressive lineup.

 

[BHD]

Too bad. I know Hunwick too a lot of flack here, but you hate to see a player go through something like this.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

Brassard has a better PPG in the postseason and look at how well he worked out for us.

I think he will be a 40pt guy on the Isles, I wouldn't be shocked if he hits closer to 50-60pts actually. They had a few guys playing C that are better at wing. Brassard is a natural C.

The weirdest thing is how they don't use some of their skill guys in the AHL, Ho-Sang might be a cocky moron, but the guy is talented and I know people here don't like that sort of thing, but I would love the dude on the Pens.

 

[Don'tcry4mejanhrdina]

Too bad. I know Hunwick too a lot of flack here, but you hate to see a player go through something like this.

As someone who has neck issues currently, I feel for him. He didn't play too poorly prior to his concussion if I'm remembering correctly. Anyway, any problems relating to the spine just completely blow.

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

I think he will be a 40pt guy on the Isles, I wouldn't be shocked if he hits closer to 50-60pts actually. They had a few guys playing C that are better at wing. Brassard is a natural C.

The weirdest thing is how they don't use some of their skill guys in the AHL, Ho-Sang might be a cocky moron, but the guy is talented and I know people here don't like that sort of thing, but I would love the dude on the Pens.

I feel like it'd be tough to be "cocky" on the Pens with people in the room like Sid and Malkin and Letang, and Cullen before. Maybe a lockeroom like we have is what a player like him needs to help set him straight

 

[Bingo71]

Seriously though, f*** Cokenetzov.

 

[66-30-33]

Seriously though, **** Cokenetzov.

Not been following the situation, but it doesn't bother me what he does it's his body.

 

[66-30-33]

I see Lovejoy has retired. Guess the jokes about trading a good young roster player for him are done.