HAPPY BIRTHDAY! America!

[HisIceness]

Today is Americas birthday. Please celebrate by shooting off fireworks that may or may not blow your arm off. Also today marks 23 years since Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saved us from the aliens.

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[NotOpie]

You spelled 'Murrica wrong.

 

[HisIceness]

No I am rite and u r wrong. I will fite you in real life if u disagree.

 

[Roboturner913]

America! f*** yeah!! Comin again to save the mother****in' day yeah!!!
McDonald's f*** Yeah!
Wal-Mart f*** Yeah!
The Gap f*** Yeah!
Baseball f*** Yeah!
The NFL f*** Yeah!
Rock N' Roll f*** Yeah!
The Internet f*** Yeah!
Slavery f*** Yeah!
f*** Yeah!
f*** Yeah!
f*** Yeah!
f*** Yeah!
f*** Yeah!
Starbucks f*** Yeah!
Disneyworld f*** Yeah!
Porno f*** Yeah!
Valium f*** Yeah!
Reeboks f*** Yeah!
Fake ***s f*** Yeah!
Sushi f*** Yeah!
Taco Bell f*** Yeah!
Rodeos f*** Yeah!
Bed, Bath and Beyond f*** yeah.f*** Yeah
Liberty f*** Yeah!
White Slips f*** Yeah!
The Alamo f*** Yeah!
Band-aids f*** Yeah!
Las Vegas f*** Yeah!
Christmas f*** Yeah!
Immigrants f*** Yeah!
Popeyes f*** Yeah!
Democrats f*** Yeah!
Republicans f*** Yeah.f*** Yeah.f*** Yeah. f*** Yeah!!!

 

[Lucky Lindy]

you young ones

 

[Unsustainable]

Treason ‘‘tis the reason for the season

 

[WreckingCrew]

Nothin more Murican than a televised over-indulgence of food contest...do any other countries do that?

 

[Incubajerks]

A minute of silence for all those pizzas that will be stuffed with pineapples and pickles tonight.

 

[Lempo]

I'm a pizza pineapple guy.

Sorry. That's closest to apple pie I can get.

 

[Roboturner913]

A minute of silence for all those pizzas that will be stuffed with pineapples and pickles tonight.

Is this a euphemism, or...?

 

[SvechneJerk]

So, we had some natural fireworks a little while ago. Thankfully, it didn’t strike the house, which is about 20 feet from this tree. Praise God.

 

[HisIceness]

That tree took a lightning strike? RBA wants to know how much and how long for contract.

 

[Chrispy]

you young ones

Better?

 

[SvechneJerk]

That tree took a lightning strike? RBA wants to know how much and how long for contract.

It is strawng, like Durham bridge. Though it will die now.

 

[HisIceness]

It is strawng, like Durham bridge. Though it will die now.

Damn. RIP tree.

 

[MinJaBen]

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So, we had some natural fireworks a little while ago. Thankfully, it didn’t strike the house, which is about 20 feet from this tree. Praise God.

Save the wood. Make something cool out of it.

 

[Lempo]

So, we had some natural fireworks a little while ago. Thankfully, it didn’t strike the house, which is about 20 feet from this tree. Praise God.

Like, for accuracy?

 

[Unsustainable]

Save the wood. Make something cool out of it.

Make a baseball bat, seen a movie about that.

 

[SvechneJerk]

Make a baseball bat, seen a movie about that.

Wouldn’t that be the natural thing to make from it?

 

[Roboturner913]

That happened to one of our trees and the city utility was like, it's gonna have to be cut down, here's a list of companies that can do it for around $1000.

I went to the garage and came back with a chainsaw and said "here's a chainsaw that can do it for a couple bucks gas money; move aside gentlemen"

 

[Unsustainable]

One should be reminded of the famous Revolutionary War battle of Bunker Hill, where George Custer made his famous stand against British machine gun fortifications.

All would have been lost if it weren't for the valorous acts of James T Kirk of the USS Enterprise and his launch of F-35 attack fighters who's photon cannons made quick work of the enemie's position.

The battle would go on to inspire Pvt. First Class Lee Greenwood to pen his now famous piece, "Proud to be an American".

 

[Roboturner913]

One should be reminded of the famous Revolutionary War battle of Bunker Hill, where George Custer made his famous stand against British machine gun fortifications.

All would have been lost if it weren't for the valorous acts of James T Kirk of the USS Enterprise and his launch of F-35 attack fighters who's photon cannons made quick work of the enemie's position.

The battle would go on to inspire Pvt. First Class Lee Greenwood to pen his now famous piece, "Proud to be an American".

You forgot about the part where the Statue of Liberty transformed into a mech, controlled by the resurrected corpse of John Wayne and dual wielding 40 foot mortar-firing gatling guns while Skynyrd played Freebird from the torch.

 

[HisIceness]

Wouldn’t that be the natural thing to make from it?

Lumber for Home Depot to sell.