All Purpose Coronavirus Discussion Part XIV: Enjoy Every Sandwich

[Embiid]

25th!

 

[Embiid]

what about Catsup?

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Voting for Neither.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I couldn't bring myself to vote on that one. Too difficult. It's like asking which big toe I'd like to have chiseled off; I'd really prefer to have both, please.

Speaking of @BigToe notice that the only ones who voted for ketchup are the ones who still need to have their hot dogs cut up into slices.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

what about Catsup?

My grandma, who was the best person I have ever known, said Catsup. It drove me crazy, and this was before I became besotted with kitties.

 

[Chinatown88]

Voting for Neither.

This is another reason added to my list of why we would be best friends in real life.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Voting for Neither.

I have about 14 saves, because I wasn't paying attention to the save mechanics every time I shut it off to check the Wiki

 

[Chinatown88]

Your daily dose of cute animal vid/gif, bumming on the couch regardless of quarantine or not edition.

 

[Embiid]

Your daily dose of cute animal vid/gif, bumming on the couch regardless of quarantine or not edition.

More wet market candidates....

 

[Embiid]

My grandma, who was the best person I have ever known, said Catsup. It drove me crazy, and this was before I became besotted with kitties.

What drives me insane is when I go to an eating establishment and they try to be all cool and pretentious with aioli sauces and they won't have basic condiments! I asked for mayo and they said they had some aioli mayo concoction only. Made absolutely no sense unless it was prepackaged or some jarred aioli sauce they didn't mix up themselves. But still..why wouldn't you have basic mayo? Why????

 

[BiggE]

what about Catsup?

Ketchup is for fries and onion rings

catsup is for fascists

 

[Striiker]

Condiments are all situational.

If you dip fries in mustard then you’re a freak.
If you dip a hot pretzel in ketchup then you’re a serial killer.

A time and place for everything.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

I must not be as deep on conspiracies as you are, I don’t get this.

9/11 truthers were obsessed with a theory that the steel beams in the WTC were intentionally painted with it or some shit causing it to give out.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Today my drive in wasn't as busy.

Also, the stock market makes no f***ing sense.

Oh, you missed your earnings by 39%... congratulations your stock drops 25%.

Oh, you missed your earnings by 79%? Up 16%!!!!

*I'm aware there's more to it than just that.

 

[dragonoffrost]

Covid is not the cause. f***ing stop it. If I’m in hospice dying from cancer and you gave me Ebola, I’m going to die from cancer while having Ebola. Dying with Ebola does not mean Ebola killed me.
You’re smarter than that man stop it.

If you have lung cancer and catch COVID then develop pneumonia and end up on a vent. You died of COVID. This is how it is being written if you talk with actual doctors. If they got COVID but had an issue that isn't a known condition brought about or exacerbated by COVID the doctor can not write COVID on a death certificate. IT IS ILLEGAL.

If you are going to support a conspiracy that thousands of doctors will willingly go to jail by writing COVID on death certificates of people who had conditions that are not exacerbated or brought on by COVID, all I can say is WOW.

 

[Amorgus]

What drives me insane is when I go to an eating establishment and they try to be all cool and pretentious with aioli sauces and they won't have basic condiments! I asked for mayo and they said they had some aioli mayo concoction only. Made absolutely no sense unless it was prepackaged or some jarred aioli sauce they didn't mix up themselves. But still..why wouldn't you have basic mayo? Why????

On the one hand I HATE plain mayo but I agree with you. Once I discovered what aioli was, I was very underwhelmed. You could mix ball sweat with mayo and call it a testicular aioli. Aioli is a terrible word for pompous foodies that need their genitals stapled to their foreheads. This will all take place at the nearest GASTROPUB.

 

[Amorgus]

9/11 truthers were obsessed with a theory that the steel beams in the WTC were intentionally painted with it or some shit causing it to give out.

 

[Jack Straw]

I'm gonna vigorously disagree and point out that raw ketchup is inferior in every imaginable way to mustard on every scenario

While I easily voted mustard, you're not suggesting that you make cocktail sauce with horseradish and mustard are you?

 

[Jack Straw]

Listening to the radio this morning and the host said that people are taking bets on the most popular post-lockdown names for babies. For girls, Serenity and Patience. For boys, Anthony (as in Fauci) and Scott, as in...

 

[Appleyard]

England's cricket team have basically just came out and said they would be fine being isolated all summer if it would enable them to play cricket again... said they are used to being away for months at a time on tours etc anyway.

 

[Flybynite]

so a nurse supervisor basically tells him there have definitely been PPE availibility issues and sporadic shortages so of course Mr. "Expert in everything" disagreed

 

[Curufinwe]

Bundesliga to return to action on May 16

 

[Embiid]

so a nurse supervisor basically tells him there have definitely been PPE availibility issues and sporadic shortages so of course Mr. "Expert in everything" disagreed

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Today my drive in wasn't as busy.

Also, the stock market makes no f***ing sense.

Oh, you missed your earnings by 39%... congratulations your stock drops 25%.

Oh, you missed your earnings by 79%? Up 16%!!!!

*I'm aware there's more to it than just that.

Great post.

 

[dragonoffrost]

so a nurse supervisor basically tells him there have definitely been PPE availibility issues and sporadic shortages so of course Mr. "Expert in everything" disagreed

He also deflected 3 years of time he had to fix it to "the previous administration left the shelves bare"