OT: Depends Who You Ask Apocalypse - Off Topic Thread of Summer

[YearlyLottery]

Got so deep in a playlist of music today that a Christmas song started playing while I was writing my thesis.

Islanders did a thing on twitter last night where you screenshot a picture of a player randomly and that is the player you quarantine with and could not stop thinking about how if @Bones45 did it he would get Bailey.

 

[Bones45]

Got so deep in a playlist of music today that a Christmas song started playing while I was writing my thesis.

Islanders did a thing on twitter last night where you screenshot a picture of a player randomly and that is the player you quarantine with and could not stop thinking about how if @Bones45 did it he would get Bailey.

Would be the best thing for him -- and the team,,, really...

"So Joshua.. since we are here for quite awhile together -- perhaps you can tell me the long version of what happened to your heart"


Then wed move onto Shooting 101

and then finally -- "Passion, and why you need it in hockey" before we break for lunch on Day 1.

 

[MJF]

No cars on the friggin road in NYC, but I managed to get rear ended on the Cross Island Parkway entrance ramp by a cop going to work. FML.

 

[TMI]

No cars on the friggin road in NYC, but I managed to get rear ended on the Cross Island Parkway entrance ramp by a cop going to work. FML.

That made me laugh out loud, thanks man.
Oh, and that sucks.

 

[MJF]

That made me laugh out loud, thanks man.
Oh, and that sucks.

Yeah, it reads funny but I was pretty steamed up when I posted this.

 

[LeapOnOver]

Would be the best thing for him -- and the team,,, really...

"So Joshua.. since we are here for quite awhile together -- perhaps you can tell me the long version of what happened to your heart"


Then wed move onto Shooting 101

and then finally -- "Passion, and why you need it in hockey" before we break for lunch on Day 1.

Guessing day 1 would end in him wrapping his chains around your neck and choking you out as he yells "Here's your f****ing passion".

 

[Bones45]

Guessing day 1 would end in him wrapping his chains around your neck and choking you out as he yells "Here's your f****ing passion".

lol... I'll take my chances.....and you know those chains arent his -- rental by the hour from Home Depot....

 

[The Real JT]

For the sake of this joke, let's say there was a man named Johnnie that wore pajamas as a child. His friend's name was Lou.


Lou says to Johnnie: “Close your curtains the next time you're shagging your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday.”

Johnnie says: “Well the joke's on them stupid bastards, because I wasn't even home yesterday.”

 

[Richie Daggers Crime]

This stay at home bullshit has been brutal for my daughter. She had her spring break last week and by the end of it, she was losing her god damn mind.

 

[MJF]

New York State’s stay at home order extended to May 15th.

 

[PK Cronin]

New York State’s stay at home order extended to May 15th.

Hearing our schools likely aren't going back down here. Wouldn't be shocked if New York did the same.

 

[MJF]

Hearing our schools likely aren't going back down here. Wouldn't be shocked if New York did the same.

deBlasio cancelled the rest of the school year in NYC last week. Later that day Cuomo said no. Then the pissing contest was on!

 

[Bones45]

deBlasio cancelled the rest of the school year in NYC last week. Later that day Cuomo said no. Then the pissing contest was on!

Im more concerned over camp during the summer.

 

[IslesCLT]

Man, I thought I drank a lot when I went out. Turns out I drink WAY MORE when I don't leave the house!

I also like the fact that around here people have pretty much adopted New Orleans rules...walking the dog? Grab a beer. Pushing the stroller around? Better pour a glass of wine. Walking to pick up take-out? That calls for liquor.

I hope that part sticks when this is all over.

 

[The Real JT]

No cars on the friggin road in NYC, but I managed to get rear ended on the Cross Island Parkway entrance ramp by a cop going to work. FML.

That's brutal.

Years ago I had a similar incident.

I was at a red light waiting to cross Amsterdam Avenue going to St. Luke's Hospital. The light turns green and I advance through the intersection. A cop then plows into my right front quarter panel. He then turns on his siren and directs me towards the side cross street. Fortunately my car was driveable.

He says to me "Why didn't you see my siren was on?" He says he's going to write me a ticket at which point I say "Just forget about it."

He got in his patrol car and left.

 

[MJF]

That's brutal.

Years ago I had a similar incident.

I was at a red light waiting to cross Amsterdam Avenue going to St. Luke's Hospital. The light turns green and I advance through the intersection. A cop then plows into my right front quarter panel. He then turns on his siren and directs me towards the side cross street. Fortunately my car was driveable.

He says to me "Why didn't you see my siren was on?" He says he's going to write me a ticket at which point I say "Just forget about it."

He got in his patrol car and left.

That’s even worse. You got hit by a patrol car. You’ll never get any satisfaction in that situation AND you’d have to file a claim against the city to get it.

At least (if you can say that) in my situation I got hit by an off duty cop on her way to work in her husband’s Grand Cherokee.

 

[doublechili]

I tapped the rear of a Maryland transit bus one time at a toll merge. I was going maybe 2 mph and there was no mark on my white car from the black rubber bumper and certainly no mark on the bus's rubber bumper. Anyone else and I would've been back driving about 2 minutes later. Instead, three hours on the side of the highway going through a series of cops, inspectors, photographers, etc.. I was half expecting a helicopter to be flying overhead. Fortunately, the initial trooper, the transit cop and the final inspector were on my side and realized it was nothing. The bus driver at one point tried to pin a big rusty dent on the side of the bus on me (the inspector laughed). All it cost was a few hours, but I'd have gladly paid a $150 ticket and had the time back.

 

[IslesCLT]

Broke down and got an XBox and NHL20.

The Isles are currently 2-2, just had 6 penalties called on us against Carolina and none called for, were massively out-shot, then gave up the tying goal with under a minute left and still won.

So basically this is the most realistic video game ever.

 

[Sparksrus3]

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"So Joshua.. since we are here for quite awhile together -- perhaps you can tell me the long version of what happened to your heart"

Can you put up Wizard of Oz tin man in a Bailey jersey holding a stick instead of an ax ?

 

[Bones45]

There I was...having a great Spring....no Doshell around for weeks..then this happened to wreck it.


Damn.

 

[MJF]

There I was...having a great Spring....no Doshell around for weeks..then this happened to wreck it.


Damn.

We should make a drinking game out of that. Every time a D and the D song is played on a classic Rock station, take a shot. Every time that album cover pops up on one of your feeds, take a shot.

 

[The Winter Soldier]

Hey folks, hope everyone is doing as well as can be. Haven't been on HF for some time. Take care friends.

 

[Sparksrus3]

Minnesota Wild is a very appropriate name right about now. So much so that Brock Nelson was spotted moving his stash to Wisconsin for safe keeping. Noticed the looters wearing full head coverings but not staying 6 feet apart. The cop n the video is in big big trouble. So much for Minnesota being a playoff hub.

 

[Doshell Propivo]

Minnesota Wild is a very appropriate name right about now. So much so that Brock Nelson was spotted moving his stash to Wisconsin for safe keeping. Noticed the looters wearing full head coverings but not staying 6 feet apart. The cop n the video is in big big trouble. So much for Minnesota being a playoff hub.

Surreal. All going down less than 20 blocks from me. I can see and smell the smoke. The cop has just been arrested. Curfew will be imposed tonight. National Guard deployed and general said they have been authorized to use deadly force.

Another mass protest planned for later this afternoon. I fear that tonight will be even worse...

 

[Sparksrus3]

Surreal. All going down less than 20 blocks from me. I can see and smell the smoke. The cop has just been arrested. Curfew will be imposed tonight. National Guard deployed and general said they have been authorized to use deadly force.

Another mass protest planned for later this afternoon. I fear that tonight will be even worse...

Stay safe out there. Last night about 8pm myself and the old ball and chain decide to take a nice walk to get out of the house . 2 blocks into the walk there is a 40 something dad on the sidewalk with no shirt on ( it wasn't hot ) yelling at a couple boys on bicycles to stay away from the couple girls standing on the sidewalk next to him . The curses back and forth were flying mostly from the dad looking dude. Today the sun is shining , I just went to visit my sister and give her a hug and tell her I love her . My neighbors sister died from corona virus and they never got to see her until after she past away. LGI