Accidentally sliced a nipple off while shaving

[Jiminy Cricket]

So, like the title says, I accidentally sliced a nipple off while shaving. Do these things just grow back, or should I seek medical assistance? My wive is not gonna be happy! Typical James, am I right?

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[Mantis]

Can I have the one you sliced off?

 

[JMCx4]

Yours, or someone else's? Just trying to identify the source of your concern over your wife's reaction.

 

[CrazyMonkey1208]

Well, it's better than slicing off something else amiright?

 

[LarryFisherman]

i'd also like to inquire about the one that was cut off

 

[Mantis]

i'd also like to inquire about the one that was cut off

You wouldn’t even know what to do with it!

 

[LarryFisherman]

You wouldn’t even know what to do with it!

i think just touching it would get me off. maybe even just being in its presence

 

[Dave92]

No pic ??

 

[LarryFisherman]

No pic ??

this isn't silk road, dude.

 

[Dave92]

this isn't silk road, dude.

Idk what that means.

 

[MinimaMoralia]

Calling bs on this one

 

[MinimaMoralia]

Idk what that means.

It was like the lightweight dark web once.
You could get half a pound of good kush right to your door for basically nothing.

 

[Tarantula]

Did it even hit the floor before your dog ate it?

Try a electric razor before you amputate other unsuspecting nipples or bigger prey.....

 

[cupcrazyman]

So, like the title says, I accidentally sliced a nipple off while shaving. Do these things just grow back, or should I seek medical assistance? My wive is not gonna be happy! Typical James, am I right?

 

[HansonBro]

Watched Crank lastnight just for the nipple scene

 

[Bones Malone]

It's fine, this is why they give you 2.

 

[JMCx4]

It's fine, this is why they give you 2.

So nipples are a committee decision? Is that true for everything we have a pair of?

 

[Bones Malone]

So nipples are a committee decision? Is that true for everything we have a pair of?

I've already said too much

 

[HansonBro]

It's fine, this is why they give you 2.

Id probably just hack the other one off to even things out at this point

 

[Mrfenn92]

Don't worry you'll be alright. I've sliced off 3. The others are fine.

 

[Bumpus]

Rare footage of James as he used to be, shot by his wive mere hours before the tragic loss of his nipple:



R.I.P. Nip (???-2020)

 

[deepdark]

 

[LarryFisherman]

this is a lot to take in

 

[romba]

 

[Bumpus]

this is a lot to take in