A Day in the Life of (Not) Tyson Nash

[Mosby]

Came across this on Twitter. All Coyotes fans need to watch this, especially this board

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[GiveAFlyingPuck]

Excellent find!

 

[KG]

lol when he's eating jack in the box

 

[Matias Maccete]

That was pretty awesome.

 

[0point1]

Haha I'm glad he included "pepperoni pizza" he never shuts up about that.

What about:
"photo finish"
"I bet he wishes he could take that one back"
"that's why Smith is the best goalie in the league"
"you gotta love (insert player's name here)"
and lots of innuendo jokes and expressions

 

[The Feckless Puck]

Haha I'm glad he included "pepperoni pizza" he never shuts up about that.

What about:
"photo finish"
"I bet he wishes he could take that one back"
"that's why Smith is the best goalie in the league"
"you gotta love (insert player's name here)"
and lots of innuendo jokes and expressions

"Photo finish" is Matt McConnell's special baby. "Nothing Smith could do" is a Nasherism though.

 

[SniperHF]

Nash seems to have taken over the photo finish line lately though

 

[Mosby]

A few others:

- Dave Tippett will not be happy about that!

- What a save is right!

- Mentions his nose, "salad", pedicures, Sherwood Park, the Blues

- Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda!

- Greasy Goal

- [Goalie] takes one off the pumpkin! (substitute baked potato, if desired)

- 20 Miles, 20 Smiles!

- [Defenseman] was picking flowers!

 

[strizzy16]

haha, nice. Love the "pepperoni pizza" line... wtf does that even mean?

It's all about the quiet area, guys. You gotta find that quiet area.

 

[Bonsai Tree]

and.."The coach isn't gong to be happy with THAT!"

 

[TheLegend]

haha, nice. Love the "pepperoni pizza" line... wtf does that even mean?

It's all about the quiet area, guys. You gotta find that quiet area.

Means the puck was served up in front of you and looks so large you can't miss it. For goalies it would be like beach balls.

Similar to hitters seeing a pitch like it was as big as a watermelon or any other large round consumable.

 

[Jormungandr]

Doing a "lip stand" is my favorite.

 

[Ebb]

haha, nice. Love the "pepperoni pizza" line... wtf does that even mean?

Li'l Tyson growing up had an unhealthy obsession with pizza, but his local pizzeria only served cheese pizza. On occasion (once a month if they were lucky), the pizzeria would get in an order of pepperoni to add to their cheese toppings. Whenever Li'l Tyson heard about them getting pepperoni in he would do whatever (and I mean WHATeVER) necessary to get to the pizzeria. As he matured, he began researching, recording stats, and following food market trends to key in to when the pepperoni was coming in. By the time he was 13, he had it down to a hard science so that he would often be waiting at the shop when the pepperoni delivery arrived. Unfortunatley, at 14 he moved to a new area and went through a pepperoni depression of sorts which added a tinge of aggression to his hockey game. Now, he looks back upon those childhood years and remembers how important pepperoni pizza was to him...

 

[Matias Maccete]

Does he still say full pucker?

 

[Naych_PHX]

Pumpernickel?

I liked when one time Pang referred to a deke as, "the Panger's dangler"

 

[Matias Maccete]

Pumpernickel?

I liked when one time Pang referred to a deke as, "the Panger's dangler"

No he says that too, but like late in games he'll say they're full pucker right now. Maybe someone finally told him what that means.