Captain Dave Poulin
Imaginary Cat
Cap'n, you're gonna have to work on the anger management if you want to move to Canada.
We're talking civilized people (well, except for their tendency to drink too much beer and hit each other with hockey sticks) compared to Americans.
They tend to be polite, use mild sarcasm instead of degrading insults, and use guns on Moose, instead of each other.
Though you might feel at home in Western Canada (east of the Rockies), which is West Texas with snow instead of sand.
Nah, bud, I'm calm as **** in real life. Unless something triggers me. Are you trying to trigger me? George is getting upset!