OT: 70th Obsequious Banter Thread: Hart asked the number to change to 79; we said no.

[Lord Defect]

Make that Dunkaroos.

Well there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

 

[Starat327]

Make that Dunkaroos.

yoooooooooooooooooooooo. I would kill for some dunkaroos.

 

[Lord Defect]

yoooooooooooooooooooooo. I would kill for some dunkaroos.

Yes I know they are hazelnut and not white cream or chocolate frosting, but apparently they are not the same at all anymore. (Removed pic)

 

[Starat327]

Yes I know they are hazelnut and not white cream or chocolate frosting, but apparently they are not the same at all anymore. View attachment 265241

I mean, how bad could they really be?

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

 

[Starat327]

This stuff is always interesting, but im always deathly scared of what theyre going to find one day, too.

 

[Jtown]

yoooooooooooooooooooooo. I would kill for some dunkaroos.

dave scott has some in his pantry. you know what you must do .

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

This stuff is always interesting, but im always deathly scared of what theyre going to find one day, too.

Carlo from Brooklyn?

 

[Lord Defect]

Carlo from Brooklyn?

Hoffa

 

[Starat327]

dave scott has some in his pantry. you know what you must do .

 

[Starat327]

Carlo from Brooklyn?

Well, i mean, that too. But im talking about some like 70 foot sea snake or some shit. Something that is content to go along the ocean floor pretending thats all that exists until it follows some trail up to the surface.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Hoffa

No need. He’s at the Meadowlands.

 

[Cody Webster]

@Captain Dave Poulin, you should 100% check out 90 Day Fiance and all of the other iterations.

My wife watches it and it makes me feel so good about myself because these people are ****ing MORON's.

From Wikipedia: "Long-distance relationships have challenges that are sometimes difficult to overcome but consider if the distance traveled was halfway around the world and a couple had just 90 days to decide whether the courtship should conclude with marriage."

It's cringeworthy watching some of these people.

I can't wait until I move into my house and can watch all this garbage tv without anyone judging me or telling me to turn it off.

 

[Lord Defect]

I don’t know how @Beef Invictus hasnt liked a meatloaf reference yet, but I’m disappointed.

 

[Starat327]

I don’t know how @Beef Invictus hasnt liked a meatloaf reference yet, but I’m disappointed.

Probably cleaning up more dog shit.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I can't wait until I move into my house and can watch all this garbage tv without anyone judging me or telling me to turn it off.

We will live to be at least 100 years old.

#SingleLife

 

[Starat327]

We will live to be at least 100 years old.

#SingleLife

I bet the single life is much more enjoyable in the Phillipines.

 

[sigma six]

I bet the single life is much more enjoyable in the Phillipines.

I've heard about this thing involving a large basket...that hangs from the ceiling?

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

You just don't understand hatewatching, that's all. It's a lifestyle.

All Flyers fans are familiar with hate watching.

 

[Starat327]

All Flyers fans are familiar with hate watching.

Is hate watching different from regular watching?

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Is hate watching different from regular watching?

If you're sticking through this one, you know what I'm talking about now.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I bet the single life is much more enjoyable in the Phillipines.

I don't know about that, but it's way more enjoyable in Sweden and Thailand.

 

[Starat327]

I don't know about that, but it's way more enjoyable in Sweden and Thailand.

Damnit, I couldn't remember which one it was. I suck.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Damnit, I couldn't remember which one it was. I suck.

It's all right, I puke out enough words on here that anything could get lost in the deluge. But you know how people pretty much rave about every culture's cuisine and find something good to say about it, and usually for very good reason? Filipino food is so bad. I had to go to Laos twice to get my visa stamped and I went with a group organized by Filipinos. They brought a Filipino cook with them, or rather one of the drivers did the cooking. It was regular thin noodles with some regular stuff in it, i.e. some grayish chicken, but it was so tasteless and just nasty. There were a couple of other dishes that I didn't bother trying.

Extrapolating from this experience that Filipino food is gross is a dangerous thing to do, but I can tell you that they also eat this kind of undeveloped bird fetus thing - there's one called balut, but I have seen other, more disgusting examples - and treat it as a delicacy. Why would you bother, when you could just get Thai food? Adventurous eating is moronic. So what, you ask me, if you are stuck in the Phillipines and have no choice? Leave. Immediately. The place is completely overrun by snakes. Also, there's too much mud.

 

[Starat327]

It's all right, I puke out enough words on here that anything could get lost in the deluge. But you know how people pretty much rave about every culture's cuisine and find something good to say about it, and usually for very good reason? Filipino food is so bad. I had to go to Laos twice to get my visa stamped and I went with a group organized by Filipinos. They brought a Filipino cook with them, or rather one of the drivers did the cooking. It was regular thin noodles with some regular stuff in it, i.e. some grayish chicken, but it was so tasteless and just nasty. There were a couple of other dishes that I didn't bother trying.

Extrapolating from this experience that Filipino food is gross is a dangerous thing to do, but I can tell you that they also eat this kind of undeveloped bird fetus thing - there's one called balut, but I have seen other, more disgusting examples - and treat it as a delicacy. Why would you bother, when you could just get Thai food? Adventurous eating is moronic. So what, you ask me, if you are stuck in the Phillipines and have no choice? Leave. Immediately. The place is completely overrun by snakes. Also, there's too much mud.

I'm sold. The esting baby birds thing is another good reason not to go. I feel like I had heard about that somewhere else, too. Crazy people, just let the chicken lay the eggs.