OT: 67th Obsequious Banter Thread: At Least We’re Not The Leafs, Right?

[Hollywood Cannon]

Yeah this title is probably going to make the Leafs win the Cup but oh well...

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[Captain Dave Poulin]

CBS sports coming up big here.

The only ****ty thing about the Masters is their lack of TV coverage

It really is garbage TV coverage. Like the membership rules at Augusta, it is miles behind the times.

 

[Cody Webster]

God damnit, this title sucks. I told you what to name it!

 

[Cody Webster]

@Young Sandwich

I do not have the Masters app downloaded. Do they stream any coverage?

 

[Young Sandwich]

@Young Sandwich

I do not have the Masters app downloaded. Do they stream any coverage?

Yeah they have a bunch of different streams to choose from along with a ton of other cool shit. Worth checking out for sure.

 

[Cody Webster]

Yeah they have a bunch of different streams to choose from along with a ton of other cool ****. Worth checking out for sure.

The streams look like the same ones CBS has on their website but the app has a bunch more stuff.

 

[Cody Webster]

Stripes it at 1

 

[Cody Webster]

The tracking feature that they have is pretty incredible

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

God damnit, this title sucks. I told you what to name it!

Nope.

 

[Chinatown88]

Finau please.

 

[Beef Invictus]

How much money would it take to get you to eat a hot dog made from human meat?

 

[Cody Webster]

Birdie for Tiger!

 

[Cody Webster]

How much money would it take to get you to eat a hot dog made from human meat?

I vomited just reading that

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

How much money would it take to get you to eat a hot dog made from human meat?

Always Sunny showed me what would happen if you ate human meat. That's not a world I want to live in.

 

[Cody Webster]

Tiger and his putter....

 

[Cody Webster]

And again....

 

[Hurricane28]

Yeah I'll never understand Augusta insisting on limiting TV coverage. Hate how on Masters Sunday they go live and the leaders are just teeing off

 

[Cody Webster]

Tiger's putting is so f***ing bad

 

[DancingPanther]

Tiger's putting is so ****ing bad

Amazing isn't it? From what it was

 

[Cody Webster]

Amazing isn't it? From what it was

It's like a train wreck, you want to look away but you can't.

Looking to catch a huge break here at 9. Got a break with his tee shot and then tosses a dart. Let's see if he can make a putt

 

[DancingPanther]

Interviewing a literal nobody instead of showing golf...

 

[YEM]

as an old who remembers a time when no one even knew what the front 9 at Augusta looked like because of the extremely limited TV coverage, I have no problem streaming for a bit before the actual TV coverage starts...

 

[Jtown]

anyone on here have airpods?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

OMG is ****ing Scott Van Pelt hosting this? Of course he is. Ugh.

 

[Ruck Over]

How much money would it take to get you to eat a hot dog made from human meat?

Is this a situation like "It's Always Sunny ... ", where one is told it's human meat, but it's really racoon?
or
Am I atop a South American mountain after having survived a plane crash?
or
Am I a member of the Donner Party?

Do I know that it's human meat? If yes, do I know the person that became the hotdog? Do I know what cut of human is in the hotdog? Does the hotdog come with a bun and choice of condiments?

I guess in the end, I'm an adventurous eater. I'd probably do it for tree-fiddy.