OT: 63rd Obsequious Banter Thread: I Wish Lappy Was Gone 63 Days Ago

[Lord Defect]

What did you think when Lou Graham came out with "Midnight Blue" as a solo artist?

I’m not that old.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

You grew up a miserable old man then when you were a teen. Foreigner and journey rock even though I get the two confused. All the damn time. All the time. I mean there’s a reason they toured together so much, it’s because they are the same band but with two entirely different sets of band members according to the song played.

That's ridiculous. Has Foreigner ever - EVER - had the cajones to play air keyboards in a video? I will repeat - AIR KEYBOARDS

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I’m not that old.

I was asking GFH, who definitely is that old, and then some.

 

[Lord Defect]

I feel like only two people get me on this site, and one just likes me out of habit due to food posting algorithms.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

That's ridiculous. Has Foreigner ever - EVER - had the cajones to play air keyboards in a video? I will repeat - AIR KEYBOARDS

You only like that because it looks like he's doing a cat impression. I know your particular brand of insanity.

 

[Lord Defect]

That's ridiculous. Has Foreigner ever - EVER - had the cajones to play air keyboards in a video? I will repeat - AIR KEYBOARDS

Those are aggressive jazz hands.

 

[Amorgus]

I've met Lou's one son a couple times when I was younger but never Lou himself. My friend's family and Lou's were friends years ago.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

You only like that because it looks like he's doing a cat impression. I know your particular brand of insanity.

It's the only thing to like about it. The only other video ever made that is that bad is this:

 

[Lord Defect]

That's ridiculous. Has Foreigner ever - EVER - had the cajones to play air keyboards in a video? I will repeat - AIR KEYBOARDS

Is an air keyboard better or worse than an air saxophone?

 

[Jray42]

Looking for that Bart Simpson’s grandfather walking in and out the same door gif.
This thread has turned into that

That’s what I was looking for but then I came across the one above, posted that instead because it made me chuckle

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

What did you think when Lou Graham came out with "Midnight Blue" as a solo artist?

Thought it was bloody diarrhea

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

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Is an air keyboard better or worse than an air saxophone?

It's worse, but better if you are looking for a reason to die.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

It's the only thing to like about it. The only other video ever made that is that bad is this:

I started out by thinking, "There has to be something worse. There's a Pixies video where they jump down some rocks in slow motion over the course of 3 Minutes." Then I watched it. You win.

 

[Lord Defect]

I’m not sure if capt knows but there has been a post in the food thread. I don’t think is script is working right, it’s missing a like.
My wife tried showing our 3 year old “this is Halloween” from the nightmare before Christmas to see if she would like it.
She shouted turn it off turn it off at the very first tombstone with a ghost singing. Aka .00005 seconds into the song. Lol. Poor girl.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I’m not sure if capt knows but there has been a post in the food thread. I don’t think is script is working right, it’s missing a like.
My wife tried showing our 3 year old “this is Halloween” from the nightmare before Christmas to see if she would like it.
She shouted turn it off turn it off at the very first tombstone with a ghost singing. Aka .00005 seconds into the song. Lol. Poor girl.

My algorithm must have missed it. @JojoTheWhale you assured me that code would work, damn it. brb

 

[JojoTheWhale]

My algorithm must have missed it. @JojoTheWhale you assured me that code would work, damn it. brb

That's the beauty of working for free. I can do a terrible job and you can't complain.

 

[Lord Defect]

It's the only thing to like about it. The only other video ever made that is that bad is this:

My god that is terrible but I love the dubbing. I had to call an expert in on the situation to see if “I can beat that one”

 

[Lord Defect]

My god that is terrible but I love the dubbing. I had to call an expert in on the situation to see if “I can beat that one”

Low and behold I just got 47 likes in the food thread.

 

[Amorgus]

I started out by thinking, "There has to be something worse. There's a Pixies video where they jump down some rocks in slow motion over the course of 3 Minutes." Then I watched it. You win.

Here, have another.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Low and behold I just got 47 likes in the food thread.

I do what I can lol

 

[Lord Defect]

It's the only thing to like about it. The only other video ever made that is that bad is this:

Any of these win?

 

[Lord Defect]

How’s this one for a serious contender, if only for the opening line at the very least?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

You can't count things that are that alien - they would be "worse," but they are disqualified from competition by being too weird. David Bowie and Mick Jagger - two absolute titans in the history of rock and roll - actually made that song and that video to go with it, and they were serious about it. It's not possible to be worse than that.

 

[Lord Defect]

You can't count things that are that alien - they would be "worse," but they are disqualified from competition by being too weird. David Bowie and Mick Jagger - two absolute titans in the history of rock and roll - actually made that song and that video to go with it, and they were serious about it. It's not possible to be worse than that.

But it came from pillow talk. Probably. Maybe. Does the phrase “but it was the 80’s count?”

 

[Prongo]

Yo. Yoooooo. In Maui right now for my honeymoon. This place is the shit. I’m not leaving. (Been here for 3 hours). Pooping currently.