OT: 61st Obsequious Banter Thread: Peppermint Fatty Edition

[Superman33]

Feeling the pain too. My normal 7 minute ride home took 8 minutes. Had to cut through a section because a tree was down on the main road.

We also had a tree down in the bus lane for the Elementary school our offices are attached to. It went down 20 minutes prior to dismissal. They brought out a chainsaw but didn't have enough time to clear the road. Ended up having the buses go around the back of the building and funneled the kids through our office hallway to get them home.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Stop the clock at 3 hours and 32 minutes.

Averaged 3 MPH and was at 7.8 MPG.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Now I know how CDP feels all the time with the amount of anger inside of him.

No you don't lol. Turn it up to 11.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Damn power is out in my house because this storm.

The power is out in my house because Thailand. I have reset the clock on my microwave approximately 9,765,895,019 times in the last 6 years. I'm 10 times as angry as HC just thinking about it.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

My 30 minute drive home has taken 2 hours and 28 minutes and counting.

I’m guessing another hour.

I get sidewalk rage when I walk places.

 

[CodyTheHuman]

Here's what I am wondering: why the **** can't anything ever just be easy and straightforward? "I am going to quit." "OK b***h, bye." Would that have been so hard? fml

Don't ask me what I'm talking about, my mind is a mess. I'll tell you later. Now I have OPTIONS. I don't want ****ing options, my brain can't process ****ing options. fml
I am so ****ing tired. The only thing that can wake me up is a pizza. And I have a refrigerator bursting with fish. MORE OPTIONS! I get you think this is funny, don't you, universe? You ****ing joker, you're hilarious. I don't want to see you now, but I'll see you next Tuesday, how does that sound? **** off.

What are you talking about?

It's only like 60 and really overcast in Long Beach today. This day is not a success.

I had to grab a sweater today it was so cold! It's 58 degrees with a chance of rain!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

What are you talking about?

I spazzed out because I went in to give notice on my job and he gave me options, so now I have to spend the weekend considering them and I would rather not think.

 

[Chinatown88]

I spazzed out because I went in to give notice on my job and he gave me options, so now I have to spend the weekend considering them and I would rather not think.

Clearly you should make a poll and have HF Flyers decide your future.

 

[PHILOUDELPHIA]

Yeah, he's been very mean lately. I'm very delicate and he keeps hurting me.

EDIT- God damnit, what did I just say

At least he's not poking you otherwise he be a real thorn in your butt.

 

[PHILOUDELPHIA]

I don't know how your day went people's, but man I sat in 3 hrs of traffic in Princeton on route 206 due to trees closing other roads.

I saw a tree branch fall and smashed a back window like as if it were shot.

Today nuts

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

My power is still f***ing out. I know they’re on different grids & all that but how the f*** did they fix one part of my block but not mine. It’s probably a really rough estimate but these bozos on the automated machine are saying it could last until 5 PM tomorrow.

 

[PHILOUDELPHIA]

My power is still ****ing out. I know they’re on different grids & all that but how the **** did they fix one part of my block but not mine. It’s probably a really rough estimate but these bozos on the automated machine are saying it could last until 5 PM tomorrow.

That is like a middle finger pointing at you by Peco. You see others on but your out. I hope they knew to have crews on stand by

 

[PHILOUDELPHIA]

Stop the clock at 3 hours and 32 minutes.

Averaged 3 MPH and was at 7.8 MPG.

Time for a shot of whiskey.

 

[Flyerfan13]

I was told Saturday or Monday but I have ppl...

 

[whitstifier]

Time to build the potato grid.

 

[FLYguy3911]

I lost power for a week during NBA and NHL draft week a couple years ago. That was brutal.

 

[GKJ]

Mike York was a disgrace to the Flyers sweater. just going to get that out of the way first.

It got so bad with York that John Stevens was only letting him play road games.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

That is like a middle finger pointing at you by Peco. You see others on but your out. I hope they knew to have crews on stand by

You’d think but they probably underestimated it.

 

[Magua]

My power went out at like 9pm.

#TeamPowerOutage.

 

[PALE PWNR]

It was quiet in Wawa today.

 

[BernieParent]

Montreal is fine. I'll leave the light on in case anyone wants to come over.

 

[CodyTheHuman]

The weather was a bit chilly here in California. My power stayed on all day.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Be safe guys.
We lucked out here. Some of the damage i saw on cape cod. Jesus looked like a bomb went off

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

My power went out at 8:45 a.m. Then again around 10. Snapped off for a second around 10:45. My microwave says "0:00", so it must have gone out while I was walking to the store.

#FourthWorldProblems

 

[PALE PWNR]

My power went out at 8:45 a.m. Then again around 10. Snapped off for a second around 10:45. My microwave says "0:00", so it must have gone out while I was walking to the store.

#FourthWorldProblems

So when are you moving to Japan