Captain Dave Poulin
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I saw a girl on Tinder here with a Penguins shirt on. Looks like it's time to move.
OT: 59th Obsequious Banter Thread: (Giroux + Simmonds + Couturier + Voracek + Patrick + Sanheim) ÷ Gudas
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Cody Webster
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So if you remember a few weeks ago I told you all about my ex gf who's married texted me. It lasted a couple texts, but she texted me again this morning saying ever since she texted me last time she's been having dreams about me...
BernieParent
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Captain Dave Poulin
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You could always wait out her divorce. It's coming.
BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
Cody Webster
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I knew that marriage wasn't going to make it past 2 years.
I actually just enjoyed a free dinner thanks to her on a bet me and my friend made. I bet him if I hear from her again before Christmas he'd buy, he took the after and lost.
Chinatown88
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Sounds like we need to relocate you to Japan. How does a Penguins fan make it all the way to Thailand?
Sounds like we need to relocate you to Japan. How does a Penguins fan make it all the way to Thailand?
CodyTheHuman
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Same way a Flyer's fan does I'd imagine.
Captain Dave Poulin
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If you can think of something specific I can do there that isn't significantly worse than what I am doing here, I am listening. There would be smoke coming out of my shoes, I'd leave so fat.
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