Rumor: 4/4/19 Sabres home finale vs. OTT: location moved to Marianas Trench...

[brian_griffin]

...because that's how low they've descended...

Sabres furiously working to adapt tank to amphibious mode.

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[Samsonite23]

Skinner is a great diver. They should consult with him.

 

[Buffaloed]

The teams are taking this game seriously. Here's some images from their underwater practice sessions.

 

[Buffaloed]

Sobotka Floating as usual

 

[MrMaster]

Sobotka Floating as usual

Nice spin move to avoid body contact with the seamonster

 

[KeyserSoze81]

We finally get to see how they respond under pressure.

 

[Buffaloed]

We need more depth players.

 

[Jim Carr's Rug]

Oh this thread is going swimmingly.

 

[Jim Carr's Rug]

Inside the locker room, players are starting to crack...

 

[Buffaloed]

Mike Robitaille making an encore appearance to provide analysis

 

[KeyserSoze81]

The Buffalo trainers and medical staff believe that the added pressure (8 tons per square inch) may be the only way to keep Zach Bososian's body from disintegrating further. After years of reattaching limbs, replacing joints, and fusing bone, trainers believe that this is Zach's only path forward. "Although the stem cell smoothie diet has made incremental returns on his body part regeneration, we believe that 'crush' therapy may be the only way to extend Zach's season from 25 games to at least 30-35", said Dr. Zissou. Per Housley, "Bogosian has been an important leader in the pressbox and in the physical therapy rooms. We believe that making him available in the locker room and occasionally on the ice will only move us closer to our goal."

 

[Buffaloed]

Oxymoron of the day: The team with the biggest tank should win

 

[brian_griffin]

It's a race to the bottom.

 

[hizzoner]

They made their bed and now they want to lie in it.

 

[Mr Orangeshirt]

This is the sort of deep analysis I come here for!

 

[MrMaster]

This thread:

Edit: sorry, no reference to the topic, i took a dive here..

 

[Buffalo Norsemen]

Did you know there's an actual band named Mariana's Trench? But don't ask me to explain what the name actually means

 

[oldgoalie]

This thread is Abyss-mal.

 

[Der Jaeger]

Oddity of the day: the British Bavy was tasked to develop a way to get through the German lines in WWI. They developed the tank. It’s why we use terms like hull and turret.

Soviet tanks used to snorkel to cross rivers. So tanks driving on the bottom has already been done.

 

[Howie Hodge]

Mike Robitaille making an encore appearance to provide analysis

It's a great shame Roby got old. He was the last Sabres Broadcast person that I remember calling the team out when they deserved to be called out.

Maybe his candidness accelerated his aging....

 

[oldgoalie]

This thread has sunk to new lows.

 

[Buffaloed]

Bogosian is hoping to return from a pulled mussel. The Sens schooled the Sabres in their previous meeting. Salmon had to say that.

 

[debaser66]

It's an under water tank

 

[Sansbacon]

Bogosian is hoping to return from a pulled mussel. The Sens schooled the Sabres in their previous meeting. Salmon had to say that.

I wouldn’t hold your breath...

 

[Montag DP]

I expect Jack Snorkel and Casey Minnowstadt to shine in this environment. The rest of the team will probably play like carp.