GDT: 4:30 pm Arizona Rebels @ Detroit Empire...these aren't the points you're looking for

[Matias Maccete]

Arizona Rebels

GM: Obi Wan Maloney

The draft will be with you....always
Coach: Admiral Tipbar

Playing young players is a trap!

Players worth mentioning:
Oliver Eklrissian

Because he's so damn smooth

Tobias Solo

He may not have started off the war with us, but he joined late and is producing.

Mikkel and Martin Antilles

They're both badass, but couldn't finish the fight. Pull out boys there's nothing more you can do down there!

Kyle Chip3P0

Useless, annoying, and no one likes him yet he still sticks around...perfect

Mike Leia

They both have whacky hair and can do the splits.

Jar Jar Moss

Nice guy, but is a walking calamity.

Max DomD2

Short, stocky, and has lots of tools at his disposal.

It's important to remember Rebels, these aren't the points we're looking for.

Because with more losses we may get our Connor McSkywalker!

The Empire

Led by
Ken Holpatine

Boba Babcock

He may be for hire

Darth Dats

Can't leave out dats....and vader

Go Incompetank Go!

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[DerbyCoyote]

Kyle Chip3P0

Useless, annoying, and no one likes him yet he still sticks around...perfect

I hope he mic'd up again, watching him flash one well wide was made even better by the accompanying "Owwww".

 

[The Grocery Stick]

Well done on Jar Jar Moss...both equally annoying.

Seems like Connor would have to be Obi Wan as who else would be our only hope?

Here's hoping the empire stays strong, the force does not awaken and epiloss #7 opens tonight.

 

[Matias Maccete]

Well done on Jar Jar Moss...both equally annoying.

Seems like Connor would have to be Obi Wan as who else would be our only hope?

Here's hoping the empire stays strong, the force does not awaken and epiloss #7 opens tonight.

Obi wan maloney is just too perfect, otherwise that's what I would've done. Luke is a bit if a whiny *****(I wanted to go to the tashi station and buy some power converters boo hoo hoo), closer to sid than anyone, but it still works.

 

[strizzy16]

Lol they look kind of similar!

 

[SniperHF]

I rather enjoyed the Maxi Domi comparison

 

[Coyotes2000]

Amazing post

 

[Crazy Tasty]

Well done!

 

[Matias Maccete]

Well done!

Thanks go sabres!

 

[The Grocery Stick]

Thanks go sabres!

2 days until the anti-playoffs.

 

[CC96]

Ah dang, I'm half way through making a GDT that's also Star Wars themed for the Coyotes/Sabres game.

You did a good job though.

 

[Matias Maccete]

Ah dang, I'm half way through making a GDT that's also Star Wars themed for the Coyotes/Sabres game.

You did a good job though.

Damn sorry dude. Yours could be the sequel! This one is a new hope, 2nd can be empire and the last game of the year could the epic end to the trilogy of failure. Do it!

 

[moosemeister]

Ah dang, I'm half way through making a GDT that's also Star Wars themed for the Coyotes/Sabres game.

You did a good job though.

the tank awakens

 

[CC96]

Damn sorry dude. Yours could be the sequel! This one is a new hope, 2nd can be empire and the last game of the year could the epic end to the trilogy of failure. Do it!

Someone should make Empire. I'll make mine the last movie.

 

[Matias Maccete]

Someone should make Empire. I'll make mine the last movie.

Niiiiiiice.

 

[Bonsai Tree]

Well done!

Never saw a "Baby Eater" license plate. What up with that?

 

[LarKing]

Hilarious GDT. Best of luck to you on your tank tonight!

 

[Matias Maccete]

Hilarious GDT. Best of luck to you on your tank tonight!

Thanks good luck on hopefully destroying us tonight. I got the time wrong when I made the GDT thanks to whoever fixed it.

 

[CC96]

I hate this team, I hate John Moore.

 

[Plub]

Why must out defensemen score goals? They ruin everything!

 

[CC96]

Why is John Moore in the crease in the first place. 9 times out of 10, that play probably wouldn't have worked, and then we would have a forward instead of a defenseman at the point, if the Red Wings came back the other way.

 

[GiveAFlyingPuck]

We need Detroit to play better. (I just tasted the bile in the back of my mouth)

 

[XX]

Why is John Moore in the crease in the first place. 9 times out of 10, that play probably wouldn't have worked, and then we would have a forward instead of a defenseman at the point, if the Red Wings came back the other way.

Legitimately wondered what Vrbata was doing back on the roster there for a moment. I guess he figures he better swing for the fences to get noticed.

 

[The Feckless Puck]

Nash: "Smith has no idea where that puck is."

...literally 30 seconds later:

Nash: "Smith is really seeing the puck right now, it's like a beach ball."

 

[Matias Maccete]

Nash: "Smith has no idea where that puck is."

...literally 30 seconds later:

Nash: "Smith is really seeing the puck right now, it's like a beach ball."

Detroit feed is magical.