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Well, shit, I just lost the entire GDT thread because of a pop-up.
So, TBD in the next few hours and f*** this bushleage pop-up horseshit.
The Pittsburgh Penguins board and the Niagara Falls Water Board Co. proudly present Buffalo Springfield, Springfield, a Simpsons themed tribute to the musical genius of that one dude from Poco, Ritchie Furay, and some other guys! And remember, Niagara Falls Water Board is the choice when you want your shit to become someone else's problem. Make someone else deal with your slime on their time, is our motto and our passion is for funneling waste away from you and into Canada!
Tonight's performance features two very special guests! The Pittsburgh Penguins and some other team! So, without further ado, let's go crazy Broadway-style!
[Curtain rises, spotlight stage center, Bart and Milhouse enter from stage left]
Are you too excited with every day life? Are you feeling overwhelmed by the sensations of the modern age? Let Poco soothe you into oblivion.
Who would you rather listen to? Some long haired hippy freak weirdo who has interesting ideas? (fig. 1)
[figure 1]
Or this totally cool not going to inform on you man, man? (fig. 2)
[figure 2]
Now, let me give you the 4-1-1.
WHAT: Pittsburgh Penguins vs Buffalo Sabres
WHERE: Keybank Arena, Buffalo New York
WHEN: Saturday, 3-13-2021, 7:00 pm EST
HOW: TV: SNE, SNO, SNP, MSG-B, ATTSN-PT / Radio: 105.9 The X , Penguins Radio Network
STARTING LINEUPS, AT LEAST AS GOOD AS A GUESS AS WE GET IN THIS CRAZY DAY AND AGE.
PITTSNURGH PEBNREUGS:
(never shall they be parted)
(any port in a storm)
(better than Ezra.)
(fine. whatever.)
(The "soothing sounds of Laurence Welk" pairing)
(The "see I told you so!" pairing)
(Marino is out. Only god knows who is in.)
The part of Casey DeSmith will be played this evening by Jim Rutherford.
[MUSICAL INTERLUDE BY RITCHIE FURAY AND SOME OTHER GUYS]
AND NOW YOUR BUTTERFULOSPRINGFIELDS SABRESE:
(the dudes who are not Eichel line)
(vintage racism line)
(FFXVIII locations line)
(HF Trade Board All Stars line)
(A sting ray killed his brother, now he's out for vengeance. In Finland)
(Road construction, montour in 1.5 miles)
(The not acceptable in tournament play Scrabble pairing)
I'm not going to pretend I care who's in net for Buffalo, so here's Dominik Hašek before he beat up another pudgy dad in a roller hockey game:
[Musical Reprise]
[Curtain]
*Fin*
So, TBD in the next few hours and f*** this bushleage pop-up horseshit.
The Pittsburgh Penguins board and the Niagara Falls Water Board Co. proudly present Buffalo Springfield, Springfield, a Simpsons themed tribute to the musical genius of that one dude from Poco, Ritchie Furay, and some other guys! And remember, Niagara Falls Water Board is the choice when you want your shit to become someone else's problem. Make someone else deal with your slime on their time, is our motto and our passion is for funneling waste away from you and into Canada!
Tonight's performance features two very special guests! The Pittsburgh Penguins and some other team! So, without further ado, let's go crazy Broadway-style!
[Curtain rises, spotlight stage center, Bart and Milhouse enter from stage left]
Are you too excited with every day life? Are you feeling overwhelmed by the sensations of the modern age? Let Poco soothe you into oblivion.
Who would you rather listen to? Some long haired hippy freak weirdo who has interesting ideas? (fig. 1)
[figure 1]
Or this totally cool not going to inform on you man, man? (fig. 2)
[figure 2]
Now, let me give you the 4-1-1.
WHAT: Pittsburgh Penguins vs Buffalo Sabres
WHERE: Keybank Arena, Buffalo New York
WHEN: Saturday, 3-13-2021, 7:00 pm EST
HOW: TV: SNE, SNO, SNP, MSG-B, ATTSN-PT / Radio: 105.9 The X , Penguins Radio Network
STARTING LINEUPS, AT LEAST AS GOOD AS A GUESS AS WE GET IN THIS CRAZY DAY AND AGE.
PITTSNURGH PEBNREUGS:
The part of Casey DeSmith will be played this evening by Jim Rutherford.
[MUSICAL INTERLUDE BY RITCHIE FURAY AND SOME OTHER GUYS]
AND NOW YOUR BUTTERFULO
I'm not going to pretend I care who's in net for Buffalo, so here's Dominik Hašek before he beat up another pudgy dad in a roller hockey game:
[Musical Reprise]
[Curtain]
*Fin*
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