OT: 2019 Football Thread: Part IV – More like the "Football Thread", amirite?

[Bob Richards]

@BreadmanGetsPaid gonna blackout

 

[Machinehead]

@BreadmanGetsPaid welcome to the club Bigboi! You can sit right in between the 2019 European Champions and the 2020 Premier League Champions. They both me.

Also, the Nationals fart, just a heads up.

 

[YoSoyLalo]

WE f***ING DID IT

A DYNASTY BEGINS

 

[Machinehead]

The one thing I hate about this is how you can't even celebrate with your team. Do we really need 832 cameras our there?

 

[Oscar Lindberg]

49ers blew that one

You have one of the best run games in the league, and leading with 5 mins to go, you pass?

Dummies

 

[Adam Fox Time]

Kyle Shanahan is a terrible coach.

 

[Machinehead]

 

[archanfelnsx]

What a shitty 4th quarter by the 49ers. You had Mahomes off his game entirely and you couldn’t seal the deal. That long pass to Hill was inexcusable and was all on the safety Ward. Then Jimmy G gets a wide open Sanders and overthrows him by 5 yards.
Mahomes is just like Russell Wilson when he came into the league. He will be good for years to come but teams will figure him out just like they have figured out Wilson.

 

[Machinehead]

f***in Andy Reid waited 21 years and we got the owner colonizing the trophy.

 

[17futurecap]

Happy for Mahomes and Andy, congrats @BreadmanGetsPaid

 

[Jabroni]

The Rock doing the intros was a throwback to a classic WWE promo.

Also Ric Flair in the Sabra hummus commercial was great.

 

[YoSoyLalo]

What a ****ty 4th quarter by the 49ers. You had Mahomes off his game entirely and you couldn’t seal the deal. That long pass to Hill was inexcusable and was all on the safety Ward. Then Jimmy G gets a wide open Sanders and overthrows him by 5 yards.
Mahomes is just like Russell Wilson when he came into the league. He will be good for years to come but teams will figure him out just like they have figured out Wilson.

lmfao are you f***ing joking

Russell Wilson is a top-3 QB

And Mahomes getting figured out

Jesus f***ing christ dude

Kiss their rings boi

 

[YoSoyLalo]

@Machinehead did you see Aaron Boone guess the exact score of the game on Twitter

 

[darko]

@Machinehead did you see Aaron Boone guess the exact score of the game on Twitter

Boone should get a date with Genie Bouchard.

 

[darko]

What a ****ty 4th quarter by the 49ers. You had Mahomes off his game entirely and you couldn’t seal the deal. That long pass to Hill was inexcusable and was all on the safety Ward. Then Jimmy G gets a wide open Sanders and overthrows him by 5 yards.
Mahomes is just like Russell Wilson when he came into the league. He will be good for years to come but teams will figure him out just like they have figured out Wilson.

Teams figured out Wilson? He was in MVP conversation this season. Mahomes is the best QB in football.

 

[Hunter Gathers]

What a ****ty 4th quarter by the 49ers. You had Mahomes off his game entirely and you couldn’t seal the deal. That long pass to Hill was inexcusable and was all on the safety Ward. Then Jimmy G gets a wide open Sanders and overthrows him by 5 yards.
Mahomes is just like Russell Wilson when he came into the league. He will be good for years to come but teams will figure him out just like they have figured out Wilson.

This is not a good take.

 

[Hunter Gathers]

lmfao are you ****ing joking

Russell Wilson is a top-3 QB

And Mahomes getting figured out

Jesus ****ing christ dude

Kiss their rings boi

Super happy for Andy Reid right now.

 

[Synergy27]

What a ****ty 4th quarter by the 49ers. You had Mahomes off his game entirely and you couldn’t seal the deal. That long pass to Hill was inexcusable and was all on the safety Ward. Then Jimmy G gets a wide open Sanders and overthrows him by 5 yards.
Mahomes is just like Russell Wilson when he came into the league. He will be good for years to come but teams will figure him out just like they have figured out Wilson.

Did you watch Russell Wilson tear the league apart this year? Strange way to criticize Mahomes IMO.

 

[Synergy27]

Super happy for Andy Reid right now.

 

[Ratelleitlikeitis]

My dog is happy...his name is Chief! He's nine so Mahomes was just in high school when he started waggin' his tail. He had been waiting about 63 dog years for 02022020.

 

[Ratelleitlikeitis]

The NFL postseason is so much more enjoyable and interesting when the Patriots, Steelers and Ravens aren’t involved . Always liked KC , saw them as the Jets brothers in suck, of course now they will leave that club behind and start hanging out with the cool kids of the NFL while the Jets sit alone in the cafeteria like the losers they are

Nah, lots of company there and they can at least blow the dust off the Namath storybook.

 

[sbjnyc]

@Machinehead did you see Aaron Boone guess the exact score of the game on Twitter

Congrats on the chiefs - glad they won. Boone can guess the exact score on the super bowl but he can't tell his players what the next pitch will be?

 

[Hi ImHFNYR]

Shanahan, as an offensive playcaller, must be the single worst choke artist in sports history. he makes buckner and Norwood look like a peon in the world of choking.

He did the SAME thing against the Pats. I don't know which was worse.

Against the Pats you had Matt Ryan so you almost want to excuse the mistaken thinking that they can throw a little...but if you run it 3 times on the last possession you're practically guaranteed to win. Hell forge the LAST possession, This was a multi possession failure.

28-12. 9:44 left. 2 runs. Now it's 3rd and 1. Running game just got 9 yards. Get one more yard. Run it 3 more times after that and you're down under 6 mins with a 28-12 lead, right? So here coooomes the r- You get sacked for -11 yards on 3rd down. What....

Hypothetical time. Assuming they run for that first down and then run it 3 more times? The Pats took 2:24 to score next so that woulda made it 28-20 with about 3:40 left but ok, whatever. Didn't happen.

In reality the Falcons got the ball back. 28-20. 5:56 left. Can't just run it 3 times right? So what did they do so wrong? Well this is where Shanahan lays down and dies the first time.

You get to the new england 22! The...twenty...two!!!!!!! With 4:40 left!!!!!!!

This is it. Run it 3 times. Kick the FG. You win. It's over. The Pats would have to score a TD, get a 2 pt conversion, recover an onside kick AND get a FG in something like 2:20.

Let's ice this game with some runs and an eaaaaasy field-

They drop...back....and lose...11...yards....

They drop back... and take...10 yard...holding....

HOLY...f***ING....SHIT.

No FG. No clock killing. pats tie it with 30 left. L O L

I never, ever thought I could see a worse performance in terms of offensive play-calling failure. To be fair I know we didn't just see worse but it damn sure might be equal.

In this one you are up by 10.

You get two possessions and throw 4 in-completions between both possessions. With THIS running game? The same one that had been gashing the chiefs all game? Forget that, with a 10 point lead and 9:52 minutes to go you threw it THREE TIMES. Forget the fact all 3 were incomplete, even if they were complete you threw...the ball...THREE...f***ing...times...with THAT lead...and this running game...holy shit.

How in the f*** do these guys get head coaching jobs?

After those disastrous 2 possessions the Chiefs score to take the lead with 2:44. So ok, y'know even if they run those three times the Chiefs very well could have still scored. it was 9:52 left and only a 10 point lead. Forgiveable. Plus Jimmy G was like 15 of 17.

You get the ball back and with 1st and 10 from the 50. 3 timeouts. 1:40 left. The KC D is dropping back, you have this beast running game perfectly capable of getting you some very manageable down and distance. You throw 4 straight incompletions!? AGAIN!?

AGAIN!?

It's not enough that you f***ed yourself against the Pats by throwing it on 3 different drives. It's not enough you choked away the lead against KC by throwing it 3 times between two possessions, you ACTUALLY somehow had one more chance, in perfect position to utilize the run and pass game with more than enough clock and you do the same shit...again.

So which is worse? Ok recency bias now aside the falcons was way worse but goddamn...
Baffling.

I was so glad for Reid but holy shit awful coaching is awful.

 

[Machinehead]

Boone should get a date with Genie Bouchard.

I saw her first

 

[Machinehead]

@Machinehead did you see Aaron Boone guess the exact score of the game on Twitter

He knew the Niners were bringing in Ottavino at 20-10.