Something like this but much more interesting/funny
Yeah I like that. But I think ...maybe if you could layer the old Mad TV image of the couple on the crappy beach, it might send home the reference. While still keeping the VGK logo of course.
Maybe for different players we could do
Fleury: Useless without Crosby
Subban: AHL backup at best
Wild Bill: 3rd line "meh tier"
Marchessault: one hit wonder/glass cannon
Smith: 30 point lock
Perron: Inconsistent Loser
Neal: Nothing without a good roster
Haula: not good enough to be a 3c
Theodore: D-Zone Nightmare
Schmidt: 3rd pair lock
Miller: not a top pair defenseman
Sbisa: KHL departure candidate
Tuch: 4th line grinder ceiling
Bonus:. McPhee: worst GM of all time