2016 DRW draft class Nicknames

[DATS-O-MATIC]

since it's likely looking like a dull UFA summer for us...come up with some nicknames/taglines for our 2016 draft class. I know nothing about these players, just going off their names. Winners will be chosen by me & get my autograph, a used Yuri Butsayev rookie card run through a child's bicycle spokes & a hot-n-ready crazy bread loaf combo uberhappy meal.

Givani Smith...Motor City Smitty 3.0 tribute to Brad & Brendan.

Dennis Cholowski...Dennis "the Menace Chill-outski"

Filip Hronek... "Styles Part Deux" tribute to Jeremy Roenick

Jordan Sambrook... I see your Seabrook & raise you; or "Air Sambrook"

Mattias Elfstrom "Keebler Magic"

Alfons Malmstrom "Swedish Mafia Mayor" reference senator Alfonse D'Amato.

Filip Larsson "Yet another flipping Goalie named Larsson"

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[Bench]

The Big Cholowski.

Let's hope he really ties the defense together.

 

[RayMoonDoh]

The Big Cholowski.

Let's hope he really ties the defense together.

Whoa bench, this aggression will not stand, man

 

[HisNoodliness]

The Big Cholowski.

Let's hope he really ties the defense together.

Unfortunately for Kenny he's obviously not a golfer, but I definitely like the big Cholowski. Elfstrom should be Legolas or another famous elf. Bert and Smith could be known as Smith and Nephew.

 

[DATS-O-MATIC]

The Big Cholowski.

Let's hope he really ties the defense together.

yeah I initially thought the same thing, but the mental image of 5 fat naked British dudes from the movie quickly changed my mind to "chill-outski" like relax, chill-outski has cleared the puck out of the zone.

no offense to any Brits, or fatties or any combo of both

 

[iDangleDangle]

Dennis Not-Chycholowski

 

[Marky9er]

yeah I initially thought the same thing, but the mental image of 5 fat naked British dudes from the movie quickly changed my mind to "chill-outski" like relax, chill-outski has cleared the puck out of the zone.

no offense to any Brits, or fatties or any combo of both

You are thinking of the full monty, not the big lebowski.

 

[SpookyTsuki]

You are thinking of the full monty, not the big lebowski.

I haven't seen it in a while. But I got confused there

 

[Syckle78]

Grand larssony if he works out. Works two ways as he'd be a steal in the 6th round or making saves that rob people of goals.