Injury Report: 2014 Injury Thread (Updates in First Post) | Beau Bennett 'out a couple weeks'

[themethod7]

Josh Yohe @JoshYohe_Trib
Bennett is out 2 weeks

Two weeks??!

 

[bathroomSTAAL]

The medical staff wasn't optimistic it could be done, but Beau Bennett wouldn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. TWO WEEKS!

 

[Shrimper]

2 weeks isn't too bad.

poor kid. what is his longest game streak in his career so far?

8 in 2014. 28th March to 12th April.

19 in 2013. 15th February to 26th March.

 

[Shockmaster]

8 in 2014. 28th March to 12th April.

19 in 2013. 15th February to 26th March.

To be fair, that wasn't due to injury. That was due to something much, much worse.......

 

[cygnus47]

T_T

We love you Beau. Don't buy a lottery ticket.

 

[Sideline]

T_T

We love you Beau. Don't buy a lottery ticket.

I feel bad for laughing, but that's pretty funny.

 

[afurrywabbitwolf]

Two weeks??!

Song kinda fits at points I guess...

 

[ObsessedCreative*]

T_T

We love you Beau. Don't buy a lottery ticket.

haha 7 that is a new high right?!

 

[fragmag]

T_T

We love you Beau. Don't buy a lottery ticket.

 

[cygnus47]

haha 7 that is a new high right?!

I read here he had something like 18 under Bylsma before he got sat for no reason similar to Despres.

 

[High Flying Birds]

T_T

We love you Beau. Don't buy a lottery ticket.

Feel bad for the kid but couldn't help but laugh. Anyways, least it's only a few weeks for what it's worth. I expected worse with the way he went down.

 

[themethod7]

The medical staff wasn't optimistic it could be done, but Beau Bennett wouldn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. TWO WEEKS!

Beau Bennett, solid as a rock!

 

[Gold Diamond]

Bennett needs a shot of ****ing adamantium...

 

[Mr Jeff Jimerson]

I think its time the Pens moved on from Glass Bennett. He's too frail.

 

[Dipsy Doodle]

I think its time the Pens moved on from Glass Bennett. He's too frail.

Move on how, exactly?

 

[Speaking Moistly]

Move on how, exactly?

Anyone who watches the Walking Dead will know what to do. Bennett is the hitchhiker.

 

[HandshakeLine]

Move on how, exactly?

Emotionally.




(Also, it's hilarious that someone whose handle can't let go of the terrible terrible Pens teams of yesteryear is frustrated with a rookie's bad luck. Consistency is for the birds.)

 

[Ogrezilla]

Bennett needs a shot of ****ing adamantium...

0 broken bones since being drafted.

 

[Speaking Moistly]

0 broken bones since being drafted.

The Bennett's broken bones jokes are the weirdest. If anyone breaks a lot of bones it's been Martin recently.

 

[bathroomSTAAL]

Most of the people here have no background in comedy

 

[Ogrezilla]

The Bennett's broken bones jokes are the weirdest. If anyone breaks a lot of bones it's been Martin recently.

even more importantly, without super healing powers there's no way Beau could survive the adamantium implantation process.

 

[Speaking Moistly]

even more importantly, without super healing powers there's no way Beau could survive the adamantium implantation process.

That's where Adams' DNA comes in.

 

[bathroomSTAAL]

That's where Adams' DNA comes in.

Life finds a way.

 

[terex]

Life finds a way.

 

[Jacob]

Two weeks??!

I got this... 24 hours later