Johnny Hoxville
The Return of a Legend
Haha thanks mang.
It always goes well with the ladies until I bring them home. Apparently wallpapering your living room with pictures of your favorite hockey player is 'creepy' and if I show them the shrine they threaten to 'call the cops'. Some people I tell ya.
Ah, I have the answer to your problem. Go on Kijiji, put out an ad that you are looking to date a girl that is into stalking Mikael Backlund, this way you both have common interests and can participate in the fun together, your obsessions and shrine will also heighten the relationship so to speak.