GDT: #20; Depth Charge. Oilers v Flames - Feb 20 - 8 PM on SN

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  1. 5 Mins 4 Ftg Honey Badger don’t give a sh!t Sponsor

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    The good ship Oiler has been puttering and sputtering along the NHL ocean for 6 years now, with a small but crack crew. However the ship was small, and it lacked the depth to take on its opponents who prowled below the surface, trying to sink the Oiler day after day.

    Sure, its crack crew managed to gain some victories, however if they didn't do it, no one else did.
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    Admiral Chiarelli tried but managed to get depth that was either too old and worn out, too inconsistent, had no gunpowder, or just did well in the preseason wargames. The crack crew was getting frustrated.

    The Commander in Chief kept muttering something being in the water as to why the depth didn't ever work. Yes, something was in the water alright...the enemy! And Oiler depth that didn't work!
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    Year after year went by, and nothing seemed to change. However one day in 2021, in the middle of a pandemic fog, a massive large ship carrying the Oiler flag emerged out of the fog. The crew had seen nothing like it before. Admiral Chiarelli only used a one man kayak that kept tipping over.

    Then one day Admiral Chiarelli was keelhauled and never heard from again. A new Admiral was hired, and spoke of finding new depth, and being patient with new recruits. He had a reputation of sailing the biggest, baddest, meanest ship of them all.

    Could it be.....
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    YES, YES IT IS.

    The new Admirals ship emerged from the fog and suddenly was seen by the crack crew in all her glory!!!

    The Admiral stepped onto the Bridge and waved to the crack crew on the old ship Oiler.

    It was Admiral Holland!
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    Music played, trumpets blasted, the King of the High Seas and Lord of the Admiralty was here!

    He hailed the crack crew and said - "I bring you trained recruits, mercenaries from other teams, an elderly but wise goaltender, defence, confidence and depth! Come aboard the new ship OILER!"
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    The crack crew rejoiced.

    They boarded the new ship OILER and let the old ship float away. It had many memories, most of them bad. It was time to make new memories on the new ship OILER with its large crew and lots of depth! They no sooner boarded then the klaxon alarm went off!!!!!

    ENEMY SIGHTED AT 8 O CLOCK!!!!

    Time to hunt some Flame submarine.
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    The new crew went right to work, locating the enemy and began furiously lobbing Pizza and Bouchard bombs into the water. One after the other after the other. The pressure was relentless, from which there was no escape.
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    Depth was hurled at the enemy, one after the other after the other.
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    The enemy tried to evade and tried to attack the OILER.

    However it was the OILER depth that continued a furious assault on the enemy.

    It was no use.
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    FINAL VICTORY WAS OURS, AND WILL BE OURS.

    With DEPTH, the new ship piloted by Admiral Holland King of the Ocean and Lord of the Admiralty the OILER shall be the terror of the seas.

    (zoom in to see what Rattie has to say)

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    :edmonton

    TONIGHTS LINES

    RNH - McDavid - PJ
    Kahun - Draisaitl - Honey Badger
    Ennis - Khaira - Archi
    Neal - Haas - Chaisson

    Nurse - Barrie
    Russell - Larsson
    4K - Bouchard

    Koskinen and Pray

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    TEAM EVIL INCARNATE

    :flames

    TONIGHTS LINES

    Johnny Potty - Cletus Lindholm - Joshboy Liev
    Ratboy Tkaturtle - Woody Backlund - Elrod Mangypane
    Jim Bob Lucic - Billy Bob Bennett - Billy Ray Dube
    Billy Joe Nordstrom - Glenboy Gawdin - Buddy “that’s my real name” Robinson

    Kneeordano - Augustus Andersson
    Bubba Hanifin - Bodean Tanev
    Eustace Valimaki - Bobo Nesterov

    Buck Markstrom

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    GD MUSIC

    BISMARK by SABATON



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    FEARLESS PREDICTION

    We send the Flames to a watery grave.

    We win.

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    We are truly getting spoiled by all these great GDT's. Great job once again.
     
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    I liked the environmental concern in the last pic.
     
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    I think all future GDTs should be made by either @Wen22 or @5 Mins 4 Ftg

    I think getting our virtual likes should be more than enough compensation for their time and effort. :sarcasm:
     
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    Ideally I'd like to see the same defensive effort as last night, but with some more scoring from the top two lines.

    Awesome GDT, @5Minutes4Fighting.
     
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    Take the 4 points and sink these dysfunctional Flamers.

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    @5minsforfighting I love your combination of storytelling and comedic genius! The section about the abandoned anchors on the bottom of the sea floor but they were just Mark Fayne and Andrew Ference, had me howling, along with the ever present but sinking Rattie in the various panels was so funny. I hope the game later tonight provides as much enjoyment as the GDT opener did. Well done sir!
     
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  8. GreatKeith Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!

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    I really think tonight we should just blow them out of the water and not keep it close. How about that for a change.
     
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    *Takes sledgehammer to drawing tablet*
    Oh no, how did that happen, so unfortunate!

    I do feel bad that @5 Mins 4 Ftg puts so much effort in his GDT's, while I half ass mine

    Another awesome one again!
     
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    You may see it as half assing, but we really like your GDTs. I have never had the ability to draw and appreciate people who do.

    Plus the starfish for Russell slays me every time.
     
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    Game time!!!!!! In 11 hours. Cage splits working like a charm. Let’s keep it going.

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    In depth we trust!
     
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    LMAO very creative amusing GDT! I hope the top 6 actually do something tonight and blow the Flames outta the water. After reading CP another loss would send most of them over the edge, they're so depressed, let's make it worse! Go Oilers!
     
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    What? yours aren't 1/2 assed at all! It might just be easier because you're used to drawing the Oilers and can probably do it faster, but they're solid GDTs!!!
     
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    I’m the one who half asses his GDTs, lol. Both you and @5 Mins 4 Ftg put way more effort than required.
     
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    Dear GDT creators:

    I think all of you fine GDT producers are being humble and modest. Each is unique and enjoyable in its own. Keep doing your great work.

    signed,

    A guy who couldn’t draw a stick man if you gave me 4 straight lines and a circle
     
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    Who was the jagoff beside Cassie guffawing about oiler depth.

    Jagoff; saying the oilers have depth is ridiculous. Sure they are getting depth scoring but I don't think we can say they have actual depth.

    Other guy; well they are winning games right now because of their depth scoring

    Jagoff; no.

    Me; ....?

    Jagoff; ....just....no.
     
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  18. 5 Mins 4 Ftg Honey Badger don’t give a sh!t Sponsor

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    Are you kidding me Wen?!?
    Yours are priceless and the Gold Standard!!!!
     
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    Koskinen starting? Gonna need 5+ goals to have a chance for a win.
     
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    Cassie Campbell blows
    Like the sinking Calgary (F)Lames
    Depth charge the bitches!

    A Haiku ... taking into consideration discussions as of late. The battleship made me think of Japan, and thinking of Japan lead straight into Haikus.

    I know Haikus are generally about seasons, mine is about the hockey season.

    Hoping for and expecting another win for the Admiral Holland and his battleship Oilers.

    p.s. I am not a Haiku-ist (Haikuet? Haikuer?), so be nice. ;)

     
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  21. CupofOil German Gretzky, back to being German Kurri

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    Or how about just getting a win in regulation. Who cares how they get it done?
    A blowout would be a nice bonus too of course.
     
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    That's like McDavid saying that he half assed last season after Draisaitl won the Hart. At the end of the day, you are both elite talents and are a gift to this board.
     
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    A win is a win but Calgary are so down on themselves as are their fans, like an 8-0 win would be very amusing to watch and send them spiraling further into a pit of despair.
     
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    42 goals in the last 11 games by 16 different contributors. Atta be buys!
     
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    Both goalies are risky as hell. It's like a switch if they are on or off, and there's no way to tell how it will be.

    Might as well always split the duties and go with the freshest one. I don't think they get into streaks either. Smith was awesome at first, then awful, then good again.

    Plus we need to give Koskinen a fresh slate now that he's not over played. He'll probably be better now that he gets rested.
     
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