I think we should make "Rolston" a term similar to "Munson" from Kingpin, but instead of it meaning being up a creek without a paddle, it should be to explain why something inexplicable or completely moronic happened.
Ryan Miller: "Did you hear Larsson got benched tonight? What's up with that?"
Steve Ott: "I have no idea, he got completely Rolstoned on that one."
We have a winner.