Discussion in 'Tampa Bay Lightning' started by TheDaysOf 04, Oct 16, 2018.
We lose 6-0 due to the TVR Intangibles.
Keep TVR quiet and we win the game simple.
Is there any way we can just keep him out of the building? Remember the preseason game? He just watched from the pressbox and his advanced stats were still like, dayum!
TVR manipulates puck luck with his brain. Doesn't matter if he's in the building or not.
Just win baby!
Should be a tough game. Carolina is playing very well. Oh and also they have TVR. Were doomed!
TVR can unscramble an egg
Johnson shouldn't even play tonight, he'd embarrass himself against TVR.
Domingue getting the start tonight. I like it. Let Vasy get some quality rest this season so he's fresh and sharp all year.
5-0 loss. TVR with 5 points. His intangibles manifest into tangible chances formed by his sheer will. Hedman will cower to his stare, Point will have the speed of Sustr just by feeling his aura, and Kucherov will stand still when he projects his voice. Today we see the full, unhinged, spectacular, immortal, man, the myth, the legend. Trevor "mother ****ing" Van Riemsdyk.
I like how we give an endearing nickname to another teams God. His following has grown by sheer dominance. His legend spreads. He is... TMFVR
TVR has counted to infinity twice
They are a pretty hot team right now, don't slack!
Carolina has come out flying so far this year, cannot afford to come out sleepwalking.
TVR built the hospital he was born in.
Reason why Tampa didn't win the cup in 2015? TVR.
TMFVR vs Tampa Bay
I’m going to laugh when TVR inevitably gets the game winner in OT tonight.
Laugh? Or erect a momument?
We are doomed to lose this game because @LightningStrikes didn't make our GDT TMFVR themed.
I swear if the bolts broadcast talk about TMFVR like you guys are I will die laughing lol
Sharks have a week dedicated to him.
He gave his own father ‘the talk’.
He has inside jokes with complete strangers.
He is, the most interesting man in the world.
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