Caps have been in the playoffs I think 28 times in 35 seasons and it didn’t end well a single f***ing time until this week. Like the 1st time they make it out of the 2nd round Dino Cicerelli looks like the 1st guy they can count on to score playoff goals (just had to trade 2 HOFers) oops injured immediately swept out. They make the finals as the flukiest team ever just to play a team with 7 HOFers and by the way you better f***ing enjoy it because you just traded J Allison and Ansin Carter as throw ins for old ass Oates oops over already. Close out like 12-1 to make the playoffs for the 1st time with Ovy? Game 7 Phillys trip goes uncalled Caps goes called plus a goal disallowed. There’s no moral victories in the playoffs look at Ottawa, crazy Cinderella season without the nookie now they’re a garbage fire. I can’t pinpoint one Pens memory because it’s like the doctor asking where did he touch you. These other horrible memories just available on recall and I had like 1 legitimately good memory, Fedorov game 7 right circle vs NYR. And all the f***ing time it’s like Carolina and Vegas and Tampa and Florida in the finals, not getting swept and therefore getting farther than the Caps ever had, because it’s hockey and totally random. I don’t understand who would vote 1 SC.