Ugh!
While I'm certainly not surprised that many of you are jumping on the Parise bandwagon, I'm definately disappointed. I'm going to make the assumption that none of you have actually been able to SEE any Team USA games, due to the great inadequacy of television and media coverage in the United States...along with the even greater pigheaded apathy on the part of the NHL, AHL, USAH, NTDP, the American public, etcetera, etcetera....So, I suppose I shouldn't be too harsh. However, since I am presently in Finland and have been since day one of this tournament, I feel compelled to inform you of a few facts which have been overlooked amidst all the "Zach praising". First of all, I'm not trying to diminish the fact that Parise is in fact a very good hockey player. But, in all truthfullness, I have to say that much of his success so far in this WJHC is due to his wingmen, Brady Murray and Steve Werner, and D-men James Wisniewski and Mark Stuart. This line of forwards and D's have been the reason Zach seems to always find himself in good position to bang one in. On the contrary, it's unfortunate that Patrick O'Sullivan has found himself on line with perhaps one of the slowest defensemen I've ever seen, Ryan Suter - who I don't believe would be able to handle a puck even if he had a bucket to carry it in, not to mention his winger's Kesler and Eaves. I can not tell you how many times O'Sullivan has had to actually STOP and WAIT for these two guys to catch up to him so he'd have someone to pass the puck to, or so he could pass the puck to them as the case may be. Unfortunately, their significant lack of speed leaves him surrounded by the opposing team more often than not. While Patrick Eaves may be a bit speedier and have a better shot, it's difficult for the duo of O'Sullivan-Eaves to work when Ryan Kesler, the bumbling idiot that he is, is constantly getting in the way and tripping over his own big feet. So, you see peeps, my point is that while you're obviously ready to give Zachster the MVP, you may also want to give O'Sullivan an award for his patience and endurance for not beating "the Pejorative Slured Ryan twins" over the head with the blade of his skates. Thank you for allowing me to express myself. I feel a little bit better now.