ColePens
RIP Fugu Buffaloed & parabola
Yeah yeah yeah... **** off.
Congratulations Emp! Well done. And thank you to CC as you do a freaking great job.
Congratulations Emp! Well done. And thank you to CC as you do a freaking great job.
Do I have everybody's attention now?
I am Emperoreddy, and I am THE hottest act in this business. For too long I have watched the asskissing that is HFWrestling. MCG and his workout rules, and his weird friendship needs. GKJ and Colepens with their fandom of over covered Pennsylvania hockey teams. I don't make cards with bears and aztec gods. I don't put porn contracts on a pole to appease Chris Cutter, the millionaire who should be a billionaire.
I am the best in the world at what I do. I am the most successful HF Wrestling Draft champion in history. I survived the first ever dual draft. I survived the first ever HF Battle Royal. I decimated every single opponent put in front of me like no one else has in history. When Cutter decided to dangle another one of his brass rings, and force me to participate in the first ever triple threat. What did I do? I left both of my opponents in the dust because I am the best.
Even when Cutter sent his golden boy Morozov at me. His champ that all you worthless clowns love. He sent him, and I did to him what I did to everyone else I beat him into the ground like he wasn't even there to become the greatest HF Wrestling Draft champ ever.
And where is my respect? Where is my face on t-shirts, programs, and cups? Where is my banner at the top of the forum for all the boards to see?
That is ok though. I don't see this for you like Morozov. I do this because I am the best in the world, and I have done it in SPITE of you. Maybe I'll take this title and just leave for Japan. I can make 5 day long super cards with nameless.
Maybe I will just take this title back to HFDevils along with Galchenyuk for peanuts! See you clowns at the Slammys
If Cutter is burned out I'll do the awards.
I see why this only happens once a year. From signup to the end it was like a 3 month process. A fun project, but also more effort than I anticipated. I'm going to need 9 months to think of new ideas.
If Cutter is burned out I'll do the awards.
Breaking kayfabe.
Thanks again to Cutter. Does a great job every year putting this all together. This year was extra fun with the double draft. Got so many great cards to read through, and people put in some awesome, creative work.
I really enjoyed putting my card together. Never expected to go all the way. Especially against some whopper, heavy weight cards.
Would love to see a Slammys, and I look forward to next year!