You know you've read to much HF Oilers when...

[ElysiumAB]

... You see a meme gif on Facebook that uses the word "Relax" and you instinctively read "Rexall."

Your turn.

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[DipsyMcDoodles]

Everytime I visualize something I think it's better than before and that Craig's on it

 

[oilphan]

You ignore so many people that there are no open threads.

 

[ElysiumAB]

You wish "Hockey Hugs" on Puck Daddy was "Hockey Solace," because that's all the you can relate to.

 

[ElysiumAB]

By the way, sorry about the typo in the thread title. I have excellent grammar but sometimes my touchscreen takes it away, didn't notice.

 

[Gone]

You realize what a joke the Oilers are and slowly but surely, are on the dark path to becoming a flames fan.

 

[AlowlyMcOilersfan]

you read every new post...

<.< >.>

 

[Slicknitty]

you just don't care anymore. and yet you wonder how so many people still do and waste their time talking about this freak show of an nhl club.

 

[Jumptheshark]

and you know what it means without looking any further

 

[Paralyzer008]

Every time I think of wrestling, my first thought is the MacT gif.

 

[Floyd McJiveson]

When you hear "Craig's on it" so many times you can't get intimate with your wife anymore....

 

[Digger12]

When I watch my old "Boys on the Bus" tape, every time I see a young Kevin Lowe it makes me wish I had a time machine.

 

[Jumptheshark]

When I watch my old "Boys on the Bus" tape, every time I see a young Kevin Lowe it makes me wish I had a time machine.

just read the book about the rookie D man getting dressed up as a goalie and read what happened--I assume Lowe was the rookie goalie and Mio was the goalie in question

 

[Mcnofool6110]

...in one single night, people have gone from trading Hall for David Pastrnak and a 2nd to keeping Hall and trading Yakupov for Franson and ending somewhere around trading Eberle for a ham-cheese sandwich.

 

[Jumptheshark]

...in one single night, people have gone from trading Hall for David Pastrnak and a 2nd to keeping Hall and trading Yakupov for Franson and ending somewhere around trading Eberle for a ham-cheese sandwich.

nay--you've been here too long when you are able to understand what I am saying or if you log because you have asked yourself "Curious to know what JTS posted today"

 

[Mr Forever]

You keep coming back every single day to engage in endless discussion with others about how just don't care anymore

 

[Jumptheshark]

You keep coming back every single day to engage in endless discussion with others about how just don't care anymore

or why lowe or mact should be fired and point out it should be and not or

 

[Aerrol]

You keep an eye out for new trainwreck/airplane crash/disaster gifs to use for GDTs/PGTs.

 

[harpoon]

When you hear "Craig's on it" so many times you can't get intimate with your wife anymore....

Thanks for that man. I laughed so hard I almost fell off my chair.

And that's why I come to hfoil. Pretty decent bunch of guys here for the most part. And some good laughs.
Can't quit the Oil so I may as well keep coming here. Its going to be epic in about ten years when we finally have a good team. Hope I'm not too senile to enjoy it.

So all due respect to the op, no such thing as too much hfoil.

 

[ElysiumAB]

You see your own comment on Oil-Fans.com.

 

[The Head Crusher]

When you are known by the local sports radio shows by your moniker.

 

[Patch101]

When your upset that BB hasn't posted the daily news read

Love your posts BB!! don't ever stop

 

[Morpheus]

You find the ad's and click-bait exciting. And what exactly is Craig on anyways...

 

[stevrock]

You start cheering for the sens, then their wheels fall off.