Wrestling ATD Round 2: OmniSens vs les Habs

Which card do you prefer?


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HandsomeHollywood

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OmniSens:

OmniMania Productions presents:
A New Day Time Machine exclusive

Now, Then and Forever... PTTW (PRIME TIME TRAVEL WRESTLING)

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Where everyone is brought to you in their prime for your entertainment. The best from ECW, TNA, WCW and WWE are back at their best for the fight of all times! Multiple titles from different era's will meet tonight!
Ring Announcer / Anthem Singer: Lilian Garcia
Play by Play: Michael Cole, Eric Bischoff & Renee Young
Backstage: Jonathan Coachman, David Arquette


Main Event:
Hell in a Cell

WCW Title
The Undertaker (2001) vs Goldberg (c) (1998)
Ref: Nick Patrick

Plot: The Match we would have loved to see in the peak of the Monday Night war... The Gong hits, the lights go out and Limp Bizkit starts playing on Nitro and the American Badass rides down the ramp to challenge him for the title. Goldberg's about to become famous, as the Undertaker's surprise challenge is one for the ages. For every spear, there's a sit up. Plus, with Nick Patrick as the referee, you never know what will happen.


TLC
Tag Team Titles
The Dudley Boys (Bubba Ray and D-Von) (c) & Spike Dudley (2001) vs The New Day (Kofi Kingstron, Big E and Xavier Woods) (2019) w/ Jimmy Hart
Ref: Teddy Long

Plot: The New Day, longest running tag team champions against a team that was arguably one of the best in the attitude era. The revolutionizing TLC match from 2001 brought to you with the great creativity of the New Day. This time, 6-man Tag. Jimmy Hart is the obnoxious voice outside with the megaphone instead of Woods with the trombone. But, will Francesca II make an appearance?


Last Man Standing
World Title

AJ Styles (2017) vs Batista (c) (2007)
Ref: Earn Hebner

Plot: Styles, arguably one of the greatest wrestling minds today, all around genius in the ring. Batista literally was "The Animal" back then, being the face of Smackdown. But, AJ build that house? Can the high flying strikes of Styles tame the Animal, or will be bite back?


Loser buys Winner beer for a year

JBL (2004) vs Sheamus (2010)
Ref: Dave Hebner

Plot: The Wrestling...........God... vs the "Fella" himself, Sheamus. JBL on commentary has had nothing but great things to say about the Irishman... What would the younger JBL think after a few pints and heated comments, the brawl begins with a beer to the head. *Hick* let the fight, begin!


WWWF Title

Bruno Sammartino (c) (1968) vs Alberto Del Rio (2012)
Ref: Tommy Young

Plot: The title can't be taken from this gent... Si, it can be... Alberto's smirk says so. Can the unbeatable Italian remain champion, or will the title move to Mexico?



WWF Tag Team Titles
Shark Cage Above Ring (Paul Ellering)

"Authors of Pain" Rezar & Akam w/ Paul Ellering (2018) vs "Demolition" Crush & Smash (c) (1990)
Ref: Mike Chioda

Plot: The young behemoths vs the experienced behemoths clash for the WWF tag titles as Demolition are unstoppable and currently are the longest running tag team champions in their time.



Sabu (1996) vs "Uncle" Iron Sheik (1983) w/ Freddie Blassie
Ref: Tim White

Plot: Sabu's uncle, the Iron Sheik (not to be mistaken for the original Sheik) is embarrassed of his nephew Sabu's career and fighting style. "Classy" Freddie Blassie is up to no good, turning the uncle against his blood to teach him manners. Extreme vs Class. This will either end up bloody or... Nope, just bloody.



Women Tag Team Titles
Mae Young & "Fabulous" Moolah (1970) vs Iiconics (Peyton Royce & Billie Kay) (c) (2018)
Ref: Charles Robinson

Plot: The cocky, beautiful Iiconics! *Pose* think they're the best duo... In comes the longest running woman's champion of all time and her long time friend, Mae. This should be one to remember forever! This time, the veterans are looking to make history and try to snatch the titles off the champs!

Steel Cage

TNA + RAW Womens titles
Awesome Kong (c) (2007) vs Nia Jax (c) (2018)
Ref: Teddy Long

Plot: King Kong vs Godzilla... Unmovable object vs unstoppable force...
Water vs Fire... You get the idea! Two monsters meet, in a steel cage! Both Champions looking see just who is the most dominant female.



Special Guest Referee - Toni Storm
Shayna Baszler (2019) vs Sable (1998)

Plot: Two badass's who dominated their era meet for bragging rights. The beautiful, strong Sable vs the in your face, put dents in you and walk all over you... Probably break your hand while at it - Baszler. Will the future of the business Toni call it down the middle or is she about to make her career move?


Fight for company rights
Shane McMahon (2001) vs Test (2000) w/ Stephanie McMahon (2001)
Ref: Earl Hebner

Plot: Brother vs Sister. When the old man croaks, who will get the business? You have a crazy Shane who will do just about anything to follow is fathers footprints to continue the family business vs his sister who was given everything in her life. She's bringing in her ex fiance to fight her battle. Is Shane ready to pass the Test?


Bobby Lashley (2006) vs Lars Sullivan (2019)
Red: Tim White

Plot: Another match where two huge men battle it out. At his peak in 2006, Bobby was a "dominator". Lars basically bulldozes through everyone in his path, but I can guarantee you NOT THIS TIME.

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les Habs:

The Alternative Wrestling Federation presents: Vengeance

Live from the Fiserv Forum in Milwaukee, Wisconsin with commentary highlights from good 'ole JR Jim Ross.

Interview:
Jim Ross: "Well ladies and gentlemen, it looks like we're kicking things off here."

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Matt Cardona: "Welcome everyone to the Major Wrestling Figure Podcast live at Vengeance and I'm your host 'Always Ready' Matt Cardona, AKA the thousand dollar Broski, AKA the Michael Jordan of wrestling figure collecting. 'Bare Minimum' Bryan Myers is apparently running late, but we're not waiting for him. Tonight I'll be buying an ultra-rare one-of-a-kind LJN AWF Golden Age of Wrestling Corporal Kirchner prototype figure from the man himself. I've got my wallet full of Broski bucks and I'm going to beat 'Bare Minimum' Brian to the punch one more time."

MC: "Here with me is none other than AWF legend Corporal Kirchner and today he's brought his ultra rare LJN AWF Golden Age of Wrestling Corporal Kirchner prototype figure. So without further adieu, let's see that fig Corporal."

Corporal Kirchner: "I think I might have left it in my coat in the locker room. I can't seem to find it here in my bag."

MC: "What? Bro, you said you brought the fig?"

CK: "I did. I'm telling you it's back in my locker room."

JR: "Well folks, let's get tonight's pay-per-view started for real with our first match."


Evening Gown Match for the AWF Women's Championship
Alexa Bliss (C) with Robert Stone vs Chelsea Green
Bios:
Alexa Bliss: She may seem like a snotty little valley girl, but Alexa Bliss is as cunning in the ring as she is out of it. Arrogant, cocky and judgemental, she's not the most popular wrestler in the women's dressing room. That fact is compounded by her controversial "Moment of Bliss" show. What really matters though is that she can back it all up in the ring and has been the longest reigning Women's Champion in AWF history. Think current day Alexa Bliss.

Entrance Theme: "Bliss" by Muse
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Robert Stone: AWF newcomer and the promotions first and thus far only agent, Robert Stone gets results. He led Chelsea Green to the top of the women's division contender rankings. Along the way Stone romanced Green and proposed marriage, a proposal she accepted. However lacking scruples and showing his cunning Stone broke of their engagement on the altar in the middle of the ring on Monday Nitro only to be seen on the titantron with his newest client and love interest, Alexa Bliss. Think current day Robert Stone.

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Chelsea Green: The AWF's up and coming women's division wrestler, Chelsea Green had it all. The looks and the in-ring ability it takes to the Women's Champion. Her meteoric rise to the #1 contender spot saw her go on a ten match unbeaten run. However it all came crashing down when her heart was broken by her agent and fiancee' Robert Stone. Green says she's fine, but she's clearly become unhinged as is apparent by not only her behavior but also her appearance and her ever present accessory, one of many leftover bottles of champagne from her to have been wedding. Think Laurel van Ness on TNA.

Entrance Theme: "Crazy" by Patsy Cline
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Match:
"Our first match tonight is going to be... titillating to say the least."

"And down to the ring comes the challenger Chelsea Green and she's looked more unhinged with every passing week since her former agent Robert Stone left her at the altar and has joined forces if you will with the Women's Champion Alexa Bliss. And hang on a minute here, while I'm no fashion expert, that looks more like a wedding dress that miss Green is donning than it does an evening gown"

"Well that's not blue moon of Kentucky, but Chelsea Green has given the crowd a nice look at what I guess you could call a moon of Bliss as she unsuccessfully tried to take off the champion's evening gown."

"Dammit, Robert Stone has just interfered with this match and it looks like he was offering a kiss from the apron for Chelsea Green when Alexa Bliss came in from behind and gave her a DDT. And now she's just landed Twisted Bliss. Oh, and here we go, she's taking that evening gown, well wedding dress, off of Chelsea Green."

"Now what is going on here folks. The damn match is over. They need to leave the poor girl alone."


Interview:
Matt Cardona: "Bro! You said it was in your coat? I NEED THAT FIG!"

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Corporal Kirchner: "Take it easy, take it easy. I'll just go out to my car and..."

MC: "Wait, what's going on out there? What the hell are they doing to her?"

Jim Ross on commentary: "Dammit, Alexa Bliss is putting in some real shots here as that slimeball Robert Stone is holding Chelsea Green. But wait, what do we have here! It's Matt Cardona! Alexa Bliss has turned tail and run but Robert Stone's back is turned to the entrance ramp! Whoa, Matt Cardona is really taking Robert Stone to the wood shed!"

CK: "Hey Myers, where the hell is Cardona? He was freaking out about this action figure and now he's nowhere to be found? I just brought it in from my car"

Brian Myers: "Don't worry about it. I'll pay you for it. I can only offer you the bare minimum though because it's so old. How about fifty bucks?"

CK: "Are you kidding me? Done deal!"

JR: "And would you look at this. Matt Cardona is carrying Chelsea Green in his arms to the back."


Ratings Rumble for the AWF Television Championship
16 Man Rumble Match
Rules:
  • 16 participants, but 5 are mystery entrants
  • 60 seconds between entrances
  • Both feet must touch the ground
  • Last man left in the ring is the new AWF Television Champion
Match:
"Our second match of the night here folks is an AWF first. It's the first ever 'Ratings Rumble' for the World Television Championship and we've got no loss of characters suitable for prime time with the 11 known AWF combatants set to take to the ring. However there are an additional five 'mystery' opponents who we don't know. So far we know that Abyss, Sanada, Bo, Chris Nowinski, Elias, Jim 'the Anvil' Neidhart, Hernandez, Mr Anderson, 'The Alpha Male' Monty Brown and the 'Billion Dollar Heir' Ted DiBiase Jr are the confirmed participants, but the mystery opponents are anybody's guess. On top of that we don't know what order any of the participants are coming out either. Now after the first participant comes out the clock will count down from one minute until the next participant comes out and so on. The last man in the ring after everyone else has been thrown over the top rope will be the new AWF Television Chamnpion."

ENTRANCE: "Well lucky us, here's out first competitor, it's that jackass Elias and something tells me we're going to be hearing any Johnny Cash tonight."

ENTRANCE: "Hold on a minute though, here's our second competitor and it's none other than Texas' own Kevin von Erich and the ladies are getting excited I can assure you."

ENTRANCE: "Oh great, and now here comes the pompous and arrogant Harvard graduate Chris Nowinski."

ENTRANCE: "I don't know what's going on here folks because that's Chris Nowinski's Havard theme again, but he's already in the ring. Wait a damn minute, it's Eugene! And here he comes to the ring with Nowinski's letterman's jacket, well he's got it on inside out, but it's the jacket he took from Nowinski on Monday Nitro when he beat Nowinski in that debate and match. Eugene is our first mystery opponent of the night and the crowd is loving this as he waves to the fans. And Nowinski is furious in that ring as he gestures to Eugene to take off the jacket."

ENTRANCE: "And here's our next opponent coming down the aisle, it's newest member of the AWF roster, all the way from Japan it's Sanada. Let me tell you folks, I think Sanada is a real wild card in this match."

ENTRANCE: "And here we have another big man on his way to the ring, it's LAX's very own Hernandez."

ENTRANCE: "Still no eliminations yet here folks as our next competitor is set for the ring. And it's Bo from the Wyatt Family."

ENTRANCE: "Well time is up yet again and, is this who I think it is? It is! It's Koko B Ware and Frankie! The crowd is loving this."

ELIMINATION: "Haha, and look at Eugene flapping his arms like he's Franky, but look out there as Nowinski from behind, but no, Eugene pulled down that top rope and Nowinski went over! Koko signaled for Eugene to look out as he was entering the ring and he surely helped keep Eugene alive there as Nowinski is fuming."

ENTRANCE: "Well now we're down a man, but here comes another competitor, it's "the Anvil" Jim Neidhart!"

ENTRANCE: "Running to the ring here is the "Alpha Male" Monty Brown.

ELIMINATION: "And look at the 'Alpha Male' and 'the Anvil' here folks, two big bulls. Whoa, did they just move the ring? Well they didn't move each other as they collided. And again, but this time 'the Anvil' took the worst of it. And look at this, Monty Brown just alpha bombed 'the Anvil' out of the ring! What an incredible show of strength as 'the Anvil' is eliminated."

ENTRANCE: "And our next Ratings Rumble participant here obviously needs on introduction as it's that loudmouth Mr Anderson introducing himself as usual."

ELIMINATIONS: "Oh and Hernandez has Koko B Ware up here, and it's a border toss! He just border tossed Koko out of the ring as he was flying like Frankie, but what's this? Eugene just came in from behind and put out Big Mex Hernandez! We're down to 6 competitors at the moment here folks."

ENTRANCE: "And what the hell is this, it's that sadistic clown Doink. He's the third mystery competitor! Just listen to that creepy music and poor Eugene isn't smiling anymore. He looks genuinely frightened at the sight of Doink."

ENTRANCE: "Now it's our next competitor, the Reverend Christopher Park."

ELIMINATION: "What the hell is Elias doing here folks? He's grabbed that guitar that was at ringside and he's just smashed Reverend Park over the head with it and Park is bleeding! But what's this? Park seems unfazed. He's got Elias up here and he just gave him the shock treatment. And what's this? He just chokeslammed Elias out of the ring and eliminated him!"

ENTRANCE: "Oh, now what's this?!? It's Gangrel! Here's our fourth mystery opponent here and we're going to have a real war here between Gangrel and Reverend Park, you can bet on it."

ENTRANCE: "And now it's our penultimate competitor, the man who bought his spot by paying Elias for it, the Billion Dollar Heir Ted DiBiase Jr. And he may have just bought himself the television championship."

ELIMINATIONS: "Whoa, and Reverend Park and Gangrel just eliminated one another as Gangrel went to clothesline Park and his momentum carried him over with him."

ENTRANCE: "So we're down to seven participants here with our final competitor and final mystery opponent about to come out here as the clock... well what's this? The clock has just changed...

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And it's... wait a minute! Wait a minute! Could it be?!??!? I know that countdown. And look at the Nitrotron and look at the face on Mr Anderson. What does that say... 'save'... 'AWF', it says 'save AWF'... 'Y'... '2'... Oh my God, is he really here in the AWF? 'Y2...L'??? Y2L? But that's Chris... oh wait a goddamn minute, that's not... It's Lenny Lane!"

ELIMINATION: "Oh and will you look at this, Lenny Lane, or should I say Y2L, just eliminated Mr Anderson."

ELIMINATION: "Sanada just eliminated Y2Lenny Lane or whoever the hell he is now."

ELIMINATION: "And Doink just tricked Eugene there and out goes poor Eugene after such an impressive showing."

ELIMINATION: "But what's this? Monty Brown just knocked Doink over the top rope and almost into the first row seats! We're now down to five folks."

ELIMINATION: "Look at this! Sanada and DiBiase have just eliminated 'The Alpha Male.'"

ELIMINATION: "But now that snake DiBiase just dumped Sanada over too. We're down to the final three!"

"It looks as though DiBiase and Bo have some sort of alliance here and they're going to team up on Kevin von Erich."

ELIMINATION: "Oh, and look at that! Bo just double-crossed that arrogant ass DiBiase and threw him over!"

"Both men are drained at this point, especially Kevin von Erich who was the second entrant in this Ratings Rumble. Von Erich taking a risk here going to the top... but wait, Bo with an avalanche hip toss as Kevin wasn't fast enough getting off those ropes."

ELIMINATION: "Kevin has Bo in the claw here, but Bo backing away and they both go over the top rope, but Bo held on and landed on the apron as Kevin landed on the floor! Bo is the winner of the Ratings Rumble!"
Bios:
NOTE, if you don't want to spoil mystery Rumble entrants read the match first.

Elias:
A wrestler and a musician, Elias like to interrupt Monday Nitro with impromptu music sessions where if he's not mocking the crowd he's mocking another AWF wrestler. Think current day Elias.

Entrance Theme: Current Elias theme "Drift"
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Kevin von Erich: From Texas' famous von Erich familiy, Kevin von Erich is one of the most popular wrestlers in the AWF thanks to his wrestling style and rugged good looks. No stranger to success he won multiple titles before coming to the AWF including WCCW World Heavyweight and WCCW Tag Team championships. He's also a two time AWF United States Champion. Technically sound and a high-flyer is a tough opponent for any competitor. Think prime WCCW Kevin von Erich, barefoot and white trunks.

Entrance Theme: "Stranglehold" by Ted Nugent
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Chris Nowinski: Harvard graduate and collegiate wrestling champion Chris Nowinski is the self-proclaimed smartest man in the AWF. Nowinski is adept both on the debate stage and in the wrestling ring. Think WWE Chris Nowinski.

Entrance Theme: Chris Nowinski's WWE theme
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Eugene: Living his dream to someday be a professional wrestler, fan favorite Eugene is one of the most happy-go-lucky members of the AWF roster. However many of his fellow AWF superstars look to take advantage of Eugene, but Eugene usually finds a way to come out on top. Think WWE Eugene.

Entrance Theme: "No Easy Way Out" by Robert Tepper
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Sanada: One of the most recent additions to the AWF roster, Sanada makes his way from Japan. In Japan he held multiple titles and is considered to be a prospective contender for various AWF gold. Think Sanada with the big hair but also with the suit.

Entrance Theme: Sanada's theme from NJPW
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Hernandez: Big Mex and the muscle of the LAX faction Hernandez is their entrant in the Ratings Rumble. Despite his Mexican heritage, Hernandez is from East LA. Don't let his size fool you though, Hernandez can fly. Think prime Hernandez from TNA.

Entrance Theme: "Insane in the Brain" by Cypress Hill
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Bo: Bray Wyatt's brother Bo was the first member of the Wyatt Family stable. A very gifted wrestler he enjoyed a brief stint as the United States Champion, he's had little success since then. Formerly a fan favorite and always smiling, since coming under his brother's influence he never smiles anymore and in fact his long can often times hide his face altogether. However his ability in the ring has remained unaffected. In fact he's found a ruthless string never seen before in his early days in the AWF. Imagine Bo Dallas in the Wyatt family, he wears cut off jean shorts which are somewhat short and an unbuttoned flannel with the sleeves cut off.

Entrance Theme: Wyatt Family theme
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Koko B Ware: An AWF veteran, Koko B Ware is back for the Ratings Rumble. He's not alone though as he's brought Frankie along with him. Think classic WWE Koko B Ware.

Entrance Theme: Koko B Ware theme
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Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart: AWF veteran Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart and his signature goatee are back for the Ratings Rumble. A former NFL football player can not only take a hit but he sure as hell can dish one out. While "The Anvil" can be a bit crazy but you can bet he's all business in the ring. Think WWE Jim Neidhart from his Hart Foundation days.

Entrance Theme: Hart Foundation theme
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"The Alpha Male" Monty Brown: Former NFL footballer Monty Brown is one of the latest additions to the AWF roster. The former linebacker has been able to leverage his skills in a short amount of time and is undefeated in his first five AWF matches. A Ratings Rumble win would make his hot run even hotter. Think TNA Monty Brown with the leopard print trunks.

Entrance Theme: "Mama Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J
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Mr Anderson: A man who needs no introduction to AWF fans, Mr Anderson has vowed to win the Ratings Rumble and give the fans what they really want, more of him on TV. Think WWE Mr Kennedy, but goes by Mr Anderson.

Entrance Theme: Mr Anderson theme from TNA
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Doink: AWF's true clown, Doink isn't going to make your children laugh. In fact you might want to tuck them away when he's on. Don't let the getup fool you though, Doink is a solid in-ring wrestler witha penchant for violence.

Entrance Theme: Doink's heel theme
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Reverend Christopher Park: Having only arrived in the AWF just over a year ago, Reverend Park, or Abyss depending the day and if he's been made to bleed, has made quite the name for himself most notably for his feud with the Billion Dollar Heir Ted DiBiase Jr. As his name Christopher denotes, he's a follower of Christ and wants to make wrestling entertainment about sporting aspects and fair play so that it's consumable for everyone. Thnk Joseph Park from TNA, but when he goes to the Abyss look he's TNA Abyss but the mask does not have the hair extensions and he's wearing less generic attire.

Entrance Theme: A somber version of "Amazing Grace" with a female vocal
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Gangrel: Another AWF veteran and overall veteran wrestler, Gangrel leaves both fans and competitors unsure of his origins as many suspect he's a vampire. Indeed he only trains at night and has never been seen in broad daylight. Think WWE Gangrel.

Entrance Theme: Gangrel's theme
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"The Billion Dollar Heir" Ted DiBiase Jr: One of the richest men in the World and the richest man in professional wrestling Ted DiBiase Jr is his father's son. Hated by almost the entire AWF universe, he's leveraged his vast wealth to get matches and even titles during his time in the organization. Still he's one of the more talented and well-rounded AWF superstars who can match up against any opponent. Thing prime WWE Ted DiBiase Jr, he wears black tights with gold leaf detailing and the billion dollar belt.

Entrance Theme: Of Mice & Men's cover of Pink Floyd's "Money"
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Lenny Lane: One of the most smug and arrogant competitors in the AFW, Lenny Lane hasn't been seen in months. That of course doesn't mean that he hasn't been keeping his eye on developments and he believes the Television Championship is his destiny. Think WCW Lenny Lane but with black tighs.

Entrance Theme: Lenny Lane's AFW theme "Break Down Walls"
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Interview:
Josh Matthews: "Lance Storm, it was just over a year ago that you were victorious in that great ladder match to defend your North American tile. This year however you find yourself on the side of challenger as Johnny Kanyon lays claim to the title."

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Lance Storm: "If I could be serious here for a minute Josh Matthews, it's the Canadian 105kg and over Championship in accordance with the Canadian metric system. It's not my fault that you don't understand the metric system. It's not my fault that even worse that idiot Johnny Kanyon can't do the math to convert 105 kilograms into pounds. It's not my fault the best wrestlers are from Canada. It's not my fault that I'm the best technical wrestler on earth. The American people, these fans, have tried to keep me down. Well tonight I'm going to bring dignity, honor, values and the maple leaf back to the title, that title being the Canadian 105kg and over Championship."


Mask vs Hair Casket Match
El Gringo Loco, "Love Machine" Art Barr vs Mil Muertes with Catrina
Bios:
El Gringo Lock "Love Machine" Art Barr: A terror in Mexico where he wrestled prior to coming to the AWF a few years back, Barr was the most successful "gringo" in Mexican wrestling. Despite his success he was hated by the vast majority of Mexican wrestling fans for his disparaging remarks about Mexico and his Mexican opponents. Still his talent is undeniable and he's held countless championships. However he's also unmasked many Mexican wrestlers including some legends and holds those masks in as high esteem as any championship he's ever held. A skilled technician as well as a high-flyer, he also isn't afraid to mix it up much less bend the rules. This is the maskless Art Barr of Los Gringos Locos.

Entrance Theme: "Magic Man" by Heart
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Mil Muertes: Hailing from Mexico City where his entire family died from an earthquake when he was just 7 years old, Mil Muertes is an AWF newcomer. He came to the promotion from Mexico where he was the Heavyweight Champion for the past two years. Despite his mask, Muertes is your typical Luchador as he's much bigger. With his cold stare he's a man of few words which he leaves for his lover and valet Catrina. Think Mil Muertes of Lucha Underground.

Entrance Theme: "Animal Magnetism" by The Scorpions
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Catrina: The sexiest woman in the AWF, Catrina hails from Mexico where she began managing Mil Muertes. Perhaps "manage" is the wrong word though as she seems to be the only person capable of controlling the brawler. Their relationship is more than just professional though and anyone who puts a hand on Catrina suffers a fate that only Mil Muertes can bring.
Match:
After collecting every mask he's ever encountered throughout his career, "Love Machine" Art Barr's reputation is known throughout the wrestling world. However his reputation may now come to haunt him as he is for the first time ever the recipient of a mask vs hair match challenge, this time from the monster Mil Muertes. However this isn't just any mask vs hair match, it's a mask vs hair casket match.

Muertes essentially beats Barr from pillar to post to casket which he introduces into the ring. Catrina eventually gives Barr the "lick of death" which signals for Muertes to end things, but she then kicks Muertes from behind right between the legs. Barr then takes over using the casket and eventually delivering three frog splashes before rolling Muertes into the casket for the win. In the ring Catrina gives Barr another "lick of death" before a long kiss. Barr then goes over to the casket to take Muertes' mask, but just as he gets there Muertes sits straight up. Barr with Catrina in tow flee the ring as Muertes gets out of the casket and slowly pursues them.


Interview:
Josh Matthews: "Johnny Kanyon, Lance Storm has come out tonight and said that he going to take back the North American, well he call's it the Canadian 105kg and..."

Johnny Kanyon: "Whoa, hold up Joshy. How many times do I gotta tell you? It's the New Jersey 462lb and over Championship? Don't you know how to do the math?"

JM: "Well actually Johnny if you converted it to pounds it would be..."

JK: "Yeah, yeah, whateva. What are you going to tell me next, that Pentagon wants to call it the 300pesos and over Championship?"

JM: "Well actually the peso is a form of currency and not..."

JK: "It was a recital question dummy."

JM: "I think you mean rhetorical."

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JK: "Whateva! Look, tonight I'm going to retain my New Jersey... 524lb and over championship when I beat those two goofs. Who better than Kanyon? Nobody!"


Triple Threat Match for the AWF New Jersey 462lb and over Championship
Johnny Kanyon (C) vs Lance Storm vs Pentagon Dark
Bios:
Johnny Kanyon: Being one of the best technical wrestlers in the business today perhaps is why Kanyon is so confident in his ability. Who better than Kanyon? At the moment very few as he is the United States Champion. However the New Jersey native's pedigree in life doesn't match his pedigree in the ring. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, he didn't convert kilograms into pounds correctly and has mistakenly dubbed himself the New Jersey 462lb and over Champion. Think WCW Kanyon, with black tights and a denim jacket with the sleeves cut off.

Entrance Theme: "Lust for Life" by Iggy Pop
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Lance Storm: Pound for pound one of the best wrestlers in the AWF and indeed the World, the Canadian national, or perhaps nationalist, Storm is a very "serious" opponent for anyone. Storm has proclaimed himself the best technical wrestler on the face of the Earth. The former North American Heavyweight Champion, he'd renamed the title in accordance to the metric system to the Canadian 105kg and over Championship complete with the Maple Leaf on the title belt. Think WCW Lance Storm complete with the Maple Leaf tights.

Entrance Theme: Lance Storm's WCW theme
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Pentagon Dark: This Mexican luchador is one of the best new wrestlers in the AWF. A superstar in Mexico, the dark and mysterious Pentagon is every bit as dark in the ring. A man of few words he let's his amazing in-ring ability do the talking. Think current AEW Pentagon Jr in terms of look and ability.

Entrance Theme: "Nightfear" which is a mashup of ""Thrill Switch" by Cut One (Pentagon's theme) and "NightCall" by Kavinsky
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Match:
The self-proclaimed New Jersey 462lb and over champion, or is it the New Jersey 524lb and over champion as the number is ever changing and the champion can't do the math, Kanyon looks to defend his title. He'll have his work cut out for him though as former Canadian 105kg and over Champion Lance Storm and Mexican luchador enmascarado Pentagon are serious challengers to his title.

After an exciting encounter with high spots and submissions, Lance Storm regains his now Canadian 105kg and over Championship after Kanyon submits to the Canadian Maple Leaf.


Interview:
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Josh Matthews: "Here I have with my none other than the World Tag Team Champions, the Rock n Roll Express, who defender their titles tonight against some formidable opponents."

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Ricky Morton: "Lemme tell ya sumthin' here Josh, those other tag teams might be formidable opponents, but we're the champs and we're going to bring it to 'em. We're the five time..."

Booker T: "Five time, five time, five time, five time, five time tag team champions. Well listen here sucka, you've never beaten the Harlem Heat. You see tonight what you're dealin' with here is the brotherhood and we take what we want and tonight we're comin' for you and those belts!"

Luke Gallows: "Hold on a minute. Tonight your hands will be raised Harlem Heat, but it will be because you'll be accepting the Straight Edge Society into your life as the crusade continues tonight. Tonight you will be saved by the Straight Edge Society and..."

James Storm: "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why don't do you guys do me a favor? Why don't you do the fans a favor? Why don't you have one of these beers and lighten up a little. Hell, you might actually get something out of tonight if you do. You might get drunk. But that's all you'll be getting tonight though because Beer Money have beaten the best of the best and tonight we're going to take back our tag team belts. So shine 'em up boys 'cause we're takin' home the gold. Sorry about your damn luck!"


AWF Intercontinental Championship match
Kota Ibushi (C) vs Pac "The Ripper"
Bios:
Kota Ibushi: Arguably the best wrestler in the World today, Ibushi is one of the AWF's biggest stars and arguably the biggest star in all of Japan where the AWF is popular as a result. Currently the Intercontinental Champion, he's held every AWF title including a brief stint as World Heavyweight Champion. Think Kota Ibushi as you've seen him the past few years.'

Entrance Theme: "I Ran" instrumental by Flock of Seagulls
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Pac "The Ripper: Think Pac as you see him in AEW now, but with a black cloak and black top hat that he wears to the ring. One of the best wrestlers in the AFW today, Pac is also one of the most dangerous. He uses his technical wrestling ability along with his high-flying moves, but he supplements that with a cutting edge brutality that wears down his opponents.

Entrance Theme: "In the Light" by Led Zeppelin
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Match:
Fan favorite and Japanese national hero Kota Ibushi faces his toughest title challenge yet as Intercontinental Champion as he takes on Pac. Already dangerous, Pac's new persona as "The Ripper", which he debuted when he attacked Ibushi at an AWF Nitro live event from Tokyo that left some in the crowd in tears, has helped the dangerous opponent realize and even darker side.

Despite launching an impressive comeback and nearly retaining his title, Ibushi eventually succumbs to Pac's "Whitehall wrench" after being hit with the "black arrow". Multiple referees have to come to the ring to get "The Ripper" to break his hold on Ibushi who lays seemingly passed out in the ring as the new champion stands over him.


Interview:
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Josh Matthews: "Well... I'm joined here now... excuse me... I'm joined here now by Bray Wyatt and the Wyatt family. Bray Wyatt is going to be facing the American Nightmare Cody Rhodes tonight for the United States Heavyweight Championship."

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Bray Wyatt: "American Nightmare? Nightmare? What part of your life is a nighmare Cody Rhodes? I only see what others dream of. A father who ran wrestling promotions and whose name you can live of off. A fancy car. A big house. Custom suits. A beautiful wife. No, we can't forget about Stacynow can we cousin Otis? 'Dashing' and handsome good looks. AWF tee shirts and action figures. And a gold United States Heavyweight Championship. Those things are what dreams, not nightmares, are made of. Well tonight American Nightmare, your life will become a true nightmare. Huh, heh, heh, heh, heh. The nightmare will start when I take away your shiny, gold United States Heavyweight Championship. Then you will lose your AWF tees and toys. You'll lose that fancy car and big house. You'll even lose your wife. All that will be left will be the shell of the American 'dream' in the form of your carcass. And all the people will ask 'whatever became of Cody Rhodes?' And I'll say 'follow the buzzards.'"


Fatal Fourway TLC Match for the AWF World Tag Team Championship
Rock n Roll Express (C) vs Harlem Heat vs Beer Money vs The Straight Edge Society
Bios:
Rock n Roll Express: The number tag in the AWF and in the World at the moment, The Rock n Roll Express are the five-time AWF World Tag Team Champions. With their natuarl chemistry they've turned tag team wrestling into an art form as they are masters of the quick tag and great double team moves. Their ability in the ring is match by their popularity outside the ring as wrestling fans, particularly of the female variety, blow the roof of the arena every time they come down to the ring. Think early to mid 80s Rock n Roll Express.

Entrance Theme: "Rock n Roll" by Led Zeppelin
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Harlem Heat: One of the best tag teams in wrestling today has joined the already swollen tag team ranks of the AWF. While they've never before competed in AWF until very recently, they've been tag team champions three times in other promotions. Size, strength and speed, Harlem Heat are not only capable of standing up to any other tag team, but they're also capable of dominating teams. Think mid 90s Harlem Heat.

Entrance Theme: "Fight the Power" by NWA
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Beer Money: One of the best tag teams in the business and the AWF, Beer Money are in their prime. Having won tag team titles in multiple territories, they've also been AWF World Tag Team Champions on three occasions. They've feuded with the Rock n Roll Express on more than occasion, but now find the swelling ranks of the AWF tag team division more competitive than in the past with title shots fewer and further in between.

Entrance Theme: Beer Money theme without lyrics (apart from the beginning)
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The Straight Edge Society with Serena Deeb: While The Straight Edge Society is faction consisting of CM Punk, Luke Gallows, Karl Anderson and Serena Deeb, it's also the name that Gallows and Anderson use for their tag team. Previously just know as Anderson and Gallows, they stuttered in the lower ranks of the AWF tag team division seemingly more interested in a night out on the town than AWF Tag Team Championship. Under the guidance of CM Punk and now clean and sober they've risen up the AWF tag team ranks to being top contenders. Anderson brings the agility and skill while Gallows brings the size and strength. Their finishing moves are the "Breathalyzer" (formerly the Boot of Doom) and the "Sobriety Test" (formerly the Magic Killer). Think Luke Gallows of The Straight Edge Society partnering with Karl Anderson who is in the Joey Mercury role and Serena Deeb accompanying them to the ring.

Entrance Theme: CM Punk's "This Fire" theme by Killswitch Engage
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Match:
With the tag team titles hanging high above the ring and all tables, ladders, and chairs fair game, five-time champions The Rock n Roll Express face their toughest ever title defense against bitter rivals Beer Money, the dangerous Straight Edge Society and AWF newcomers Harlem Heat.

After a grueling encounter that sees chair shots, broken tables, high spots from ladders and even broken beer bottles, Harlem Heat win the AWF Tag Team Championship after Booker T pushes Ricky Morton's ladder over and Morton crashes into the stacked tables outside the ring while Booker T grabs the belts.

JR: "Let me tell you folks, the new champions Harlem Heat look like a force to be reckoned with here. They've got the size, speed and strength to take on anybody and were able to take it to the best tag teams in the... Wait a minute, what the hell is this?!? It's Rowan and Otis, the Wyatt Family, they're coming to the ring and there's Bo with them This is a surprise attack on the new champions and Rowan and Otis are taking it to the new champions. Harlem Heat are starting to fight back though! They're giving what's for! It's Bo stepping in here though and he delivers a ladder shot to Stevie Ray. And another for Booker T. Now the Wyatts are getting a table. Rowan has Booker T up here... powerslam through the table! And what's this? Otis with a splash off the second rope onto Booker T. He might have busted ribs! Well folks, I don't know what the hell to make of this, but the Wyatt Family seems to be setting their sites on the new tag team champions!"


Interview:
Josh Matthews: "Here we have one of the participants in tonight's Hell in a Cell, New Jack. Now before we get started here I have to say that any views of New Jack do not reflect those of the AWF, the AWF Network or any of the AWF's sponsors. So, New Jack you face the monster Kane tonight who is like a real like horror film come to life and..."

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New Jack: "What you say? Horror film? Lemme tell you somethin'. It's always the black folk that get killed in a horror film. Always the black folk who don't survive. Then some redneck survives and is the hero because some other redneck kills the black man. Well lemme tell you somethin'. This ain't no mutha******' horror film. It's God-damned wresting match, you understand? This is gonna be a mutha******' fight! Kane may be a monster and he may think that choke slam is violence, but violence for me is takin' a can of gas and poorin' it on ya and settin' ya on fire. Then we'll really see if you from hell or from some redneck backwater in Tennessee. I'm gonna beat ya like I own ya and if you're lucky yo ass won't get set on fire."


AWF North American Championship Match
The American Nightmare Cody Rhodes (C) with Stacy Rhodes vs Bray Wyatt
Bios:
Cody Rhodes: In terms of his look he's the Cody Rhodes of AEW today, but without the neck tattoo. When he's not in the ring he's wearing a suit. In the ring he's that very same Cody Rhodes. The golden boy and "franchise" of the AFW Rhodes is primed to be World Champion someday. He's got it all too including his beautiful wife Stacy (Stacy Kielber, now Stacy Rhodes) and his shiny United States Championship.

Entrance Theme: Cody Rhodes theme "Kingdom"
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Stacy Rhodes: Stacy Kiebler, now the wife of Cody Rhodes, she is considered the most beautiful woman in wrestling. Every wrestler in the AFW dreams of having a wife like Stacy. While she always accompanies Cody to the ring, she rarely if ever gets involved. Still her presence alone can prove to be more than a distraction for the American Nightmare's opponents.
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Bray Wyatt: In terms of look he's the very early Bray Wyatt of Florida wrestling and TNA, but in terms of physique he's the The Fiend. New to the AWF he and his Wyatt Family have made quite the splash and his promos are like nothing the AWF fans have ever seen.

Entrance Theme: Wyatt Family theme
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Bo: Bray Wyatt's brother Bo was the first member of the Wyatt Family stable. A very gifted wrestler he enjoyed a brief stint as the United States Champion, he's had little success since then. Formerly a fan favorite and always smiling, since coming under his brother's influence he never smiles anymore and in fact his long can often times hide his face altogether. However his ability in the ring has remained unaffected. In fact he's found a ruthless string never seen before in his early days in the AWF. Imagine Bo Dallas in the Wyatt family, he wears cut off jean shorts which are somewhat short and an unbuttoned flannel with the sleeves cut off.

Cousin Otis: Bray Wyatt's cousin from northwestern Florida, Otis is a newcomer to the AWF. Despite being new to the promotion, he's already well known as he's used his size to brutal effect in the few matches he's been in. Think current day Otis Dozovic, but imagine him in the Wyatt Family. He wears black trunks, a cutoff denim jacket over a cutoff white t-shirt that looks like it's seen better days.
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Rowan: Rowan is the first Wyatt Family member to join the group who wasn't directly related to Bray Wyatt himself. However Rowan is a childhood friend of Wyatt's when they grew up together in northwestern Florida. A monster in the ring whose loyalty to Bray Wyatt is beyond question. Think Rowan of the Wyatt Family with the green jumpsuit and white sheep mask.
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The "Black Sheep": His identity is revealed in the match notes, but the Black Sheep is an imposing figure. At 6' 6" tall he's every bit the monster he seems to be. He has semi-curly hair that is somewhat long and his bangs somewhat cover his eyes. He wears old,dirty jeans, a dirty white tank top with a cutoff army shirt jacket over it.
Match:
Having made a big splash in the AWF since the arrival of his Wyatt Family, Bray Wyatt's target has been clear from the beginning. The American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes. The champion hasn't back down from Wyatt and his "family", but the challenger has proved purposely elusive and unwilling to engage Rhodes on his terms. Stacy Rhodes, formerly Stacy Kiebler, is for the first time fearful for her husband's well being, and with good reason as Bray Wyatt is thus far an unknown quantity.

From the bell Cody takes it to Wyatt and puts on a real show. Cody is in his prime and he's just oozing confidence. However the rest of the Wyatt family, Rowan, Otis and Bo eventually head down to the ring. The Rock n Roll Express however come down to intercept them from giving Bray Wyatt a numbers advantage.

JR: "The Rock N Roll Express here are giving it to the Wyatts. Hang on a minute though folks. Who is that? It's a man with a black sheep mask on? Who the hell is that? He's got to be with the Wyatts. OH, and he just gorilla press slammed Ricky Morton onto the railing! And now he's just driven Robert into the post!" After a distracted Cody turns to face Wyatt again the challenger ducks his punch which connect with the referee. The rest of the Wyatt Family ascends into the ring.

"Cody is fighting them off here! He just knocked Otis off the apron. Bo is charging him though and... WOW, what a power slam by Cody as Bo rolls out of the ring. Rowan on the apron now, but Cody with an amazing disaster kick knocks him to the floor! But wait, that 'Black Sheep' is in the ring now and... he side slams Cody down to the mat."

"Bo helps the referee into the ring here. In the meantime Bray Wyatt has a limp Cody... Sister Abigal! Sister Abigail! And that has got to be it folks. Yes, dammit, Bray Wyatt is the new North American Heavyweight Champion."


"What the hell do they want with Stacy here now? You won the damn match, take your title and leave the damn ring. Otis has... put her down! Otis is carrying Stacy up the ramp as the Bray Wyatt and the Wyatt Family head to the back."


Interview:
Josh Matthews: "Well JR, speaking of that main event, I have here with me..."

CM Punk: "Yeah, why don't we speak about that main event Josh Matthews. I think everybody here knows what Sting is doing. This new schtick, this "maniacal" Sting, is just another gimmick to sell t-shirts and ice cream bars and get the little Stingers to paint their faces and put you over so management gives you this rematch Well this is still about you and about me Sting. You've been placed on a pedestal since day one. Five years ago I won my first AWF title, the North American title. The next day you, who didn't bother to say a word to me before that, patted me on the back and said 'congrats champ, I almost gave up on you.' Well who the hell are you to say that to me Sting? So I held a grudge and I did something about. I took your World Heavyweight belt..."

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Sting: "Ooh! Hahahaha! You sure did take my belt Punk, but you left the ice cream bars!" Sting, somewhere in the bowels of the building, takes a big bite of his ice cream bar. "Damn, those are good, aren't they guys? What do you think Luke?" Camera turns around onto a passed out Luke Gallows with his tongue out and a beer bottle in his hand. "Whoops! Looks like Luke isn't here. I guess you were right Punk, when he drinks he turns into Festus! Hahahaha! But hey, at least he's got a drinking buddy. How's that Frose' Serena? Oh, dammit! I forgot the hair." Sting pulls out a big blonde wig and puts it on Serena Deeb's head. "Oops I did it again! Wrong one. This is your's isn't it Chad? Hahahaha. How's that Jack Daniels? Wow, he finished that fast!"

CM Punk: "What the hell are you doing Sting? You're out of your mind! You're..."

Sting: "I know, I know. Crazy? I've stepped over the line? I've taken it too far? Everybody thinks I've snapped? Well I haven't snapped! I just feel good! Come on down and join our party Punk! And remember, the only thing that's for sure about Sting... ahhh, nevermind."

Sting pours some beer into Gallows' mouth and Punk runs away from the interview to find them.


Hell in a Cell
New Jack vs Kane
Bios:
New Jack: Think New Jack from Smokey Mountain Wrestling in terms of his look and his promos. However in the ring think ECW New Jack. Unafraid to speak his mind to anyone about anything, the AWF has had to put out the disclaimer that all of New Jack's views are his own and not that of the AWF. New Jack is also unafraid of anyone and is willing to do whatever it takes to win even if it means putting himself in harm's way.

Entrance Theme: "Natural Born Killaz" by Dr Dre and Ice Cube
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Kane:
Think Kane circa 2003 in terms of his look and physique. In fact there really isn't any difference from that Kane. The "monster" is considered the AWF's "big man" and no one strikes fear into opponents as much as he does. A former World Heavyweight Champion and United States Heavyweight Champion he's been less focused on title pursuits over time and more focused on destroying anyone that crosses his path.

Entrance Theme: Kane's WWE theme without lyrics
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Match:
"Ladies and gentlemen, here comes New Jack to the ring and he's not alone. He's got a shopping cart, a shopping cart from the Dollar Store? Well wherever it's from, it's got some tools of New Jack's trade from what I can tell. He said he was coming straight from the ''hood' and it looks like he did. Hell, that trash can even has graffiti on it. And he just deposited the cart at the entrance tot the cage and he just threw a crutch to the top fo the cage? What the hell is he... now he's... What in the hell is New Jack doing here? He's climbing to the bop of the cage! This match is supposed to start inside the damn cage!"

"Oh my God! We know what that signals. It's that monster Kane coming down to the ring now. This match isn't going to be a slobberknocker folks, it's going be end of somebody's career and not matter how dangerous New Jack is I don't think you bet against the monster Kane. And now Kane is climbing to the top of the cage! Again, this match is supposed to be in the damn cage!
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"That shot with the crutch has seemingly only angered Kane here. He's getting shots in on New Jack. And now what is he doing? Oh my good, he's going to choke slam New... OH MY GOD! He just choke slammed New Jack through that steel cage and down into the ring! Somebody get in there and see if he's alive dammit! Ask God is my witness he's broken in half.."

"They've got New Jack on that stretcher now and they're wheeling him up the ramp. It looks like this match and possibly New Jack's career is over here folks. Well wait, why are they stopping? What in the hell is New Jack doing up! He's making his way down the ramp again! And here come Harlem Heat out to stop him. Booker T and Stevie Ray are trying to talk some sense into New Jack but he isn't having it. He's all fired up!"

"Outside the cage here folks and I can't believe I'm saying this, but New Jack has really taken it to Kane here. He's thrown everything from that shopping cart at him except the kitchen sink! And now he's going back to the cart and he's got something wrapped in rags. Oh my God! He's got a cinder block! What's he going to do with that? He just disintegrated that cinder block on the head of Kane who is now sprawled all over my announce table!"

"Wait a minute folks. What the hell is New Jack doing at the top of that cage? What's he going to... OH MY GOD! New Jack just jumped sixteen feet from that top of the cell and landed on Kane on the announce table! I think both men must be done here! Get the officials and paramedics over here now dammnit!"

"New Jack is barely able to push that cart to the ring here now. He's parked it next to the ring and he's crawling up the steps. Kane is still... Oh my God! Kane just sat up! He just sat up like he was maybe taking a nap and nothing happened! It's as if that cinder block never disintegrated over his skull or New Jack crash-landed on him from sixteen feet above the ring! Kane making his way into the ring here. New Jack's got something in his hand here though folks. It's a staple gun! What's he going to do... Kane grabbed New Jack by the throat here and he's got him up for a choke... What in the hell! New Jack just used that staple gun on Kane's forehead! It's had almost no effect though! Is is that mask or is this monster impervious to pain? Another staple. And another. Oh, but Kane just choke slammed him."

"Kane has New Jack up here now and down! Tombstone piledriver into the ring! This may finally be it folks. Kane has crossed New Jack's arms over his chest for the cover. One... two... NO! New Jack put his foot on the rope! And Kane just tilted his head towards New Jack. If we could see under that mask I'm sure it'd be a look of disbelief. Kane going outside the ring now, and oh no, he's got those steel steps. He's going to drive them into New Jack's cranium. Where is New Jack? He rolled out of the ring but Kane didn't see where? Kane is looking and he just found him. Kane retrieving those stairs again and New Jack crawled under the ring just in time."

"New Jack from behind now as Kane doesn't see him! He's got that chain wrapped around Kane's neck and he's choking him out! He's choking him out! I think Kane is out here folks. New Jack back over to that cart and what's this? Oh my God, he's got a bottle of gin and a bottle of juice. What the hell is drinking for during a match like this with a monster like Kane?!?!?? He should be covering him."

"Kane just sat up again! He was seemingly choked out but he's up. He's headed straight for New Jack here and... OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! New Jack just spit out some of that gin and juice and used lighter to create a fireball in Kane's face! And now New Jack is on him for the cover. One.. two... three! Oh my God, New Jack has just defeated Kane in a Hell in a Cell match! Can you believe it?"

"Well folks, New Jack is now slowly walking, barely walking here, up the ramp with a cup of gin and juice. I'm positive that won't help him with his... But wait! Kane just sat up again! Oh my God! This monster who New Jack left for dead is getting to his feet! New Jack sees him now and New Jack just threw down his drink and is making his way to the back as fast as his busted up body can take him!"


AWF World Heavyweight Championship Match
CM Punk (C) vs Sting
Bios:
CM Punk: This is Straight Edge Society CM Punk with short hair and a very light beard. He's been dropping "pipe bombs" for months now and his target had been Sting who he beat for the World Heavyweight Championship. Some fans love him, some fans hate him, but he always gets a reaction.

Entrance Theme: "Cult of Personality" by Living Colour
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Sting: This is the mid-Crow era Sting in terms of his age, build and personal look (hair length), but in terms of his persona and gimmick look it's the Joker Sting of TNA. Since his return after a three month hiatus his face paint has become more and more disheveled of the past four weeks and his hair has just a hint of a green. None of his moves have "scorpion" associated with them and the scorpion death lock is now call "the killing joke."

Entrance Theme: Sting's TNA theme
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Match:
Sting is back after a three month hiatus since losing the World Heavyweight Championship to CM Punk and suffering a severe beating by the Straight Edge Society.

JR: "Well folks, the challenger Sting is about to... wait a minute, that's not Sting's music, that's CM Punk's music." ("Cult of Personality" is playing) "And that's Sting. Look at that grin on his face! And now he's signing along to the music! Well I guess it is fitting of this new Sting."

"Look it here folks, on the Titantron, it's CM Punk in the bowels of the arena with the rest of the Straight Edge Society and it looks like he's trying to revive them. He's being motioned to come out though and here he comes."

"This has been a grueling match folks and both of the mean are heavy on their feet to say the least here. And it's CM Punk with a punch right to Sting's face. But look at that look on the face of Sting! It's as if he enjoyed that. Another punch. Still that look. Another punch. Sting is laughing here. Another punch. Sting just told Punk to hit him again! Another punch! Sting just told him that's more like it. Sting is out of his mind here."

"And what did Sting just pull out of his tights here? I'll be damned, it's one of those little bottles of vodka! He's got CM Punk, who has just suffered multiple Stinger splashes, by the hair here and he's pouring it down his throat here! Oh, and he just delivered the Death Drop!"

"Sting with the Killing Joke here on CM Punk and.... referee is looking for the tap.... and he did it, CM Punk just tapped out to Sting! Sting has regained his World Heavyweight Championship! I have to tell you though folks, this is not a Sting we've ever seen before and I don't know if this crowd here in Milwaukee knows what to think of him."
 

HandsomeHollywood

Brooke Shields ain't got nothin'
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I gotta go les Habs here in this match up. He has more elements I like as well as some good storylines recycled but injected with new blood. Something I didn't touch on before is I like The Ripper being given to PAC. A good English psycho gimmick that was played decently well by Paul Burchill in the past, but I think PAC could do better with it even if I find he coat and top hat a bit too much on the nose.

OmniSens has lots of ideas I also like, but loses too many points from me due to the roster he chose. There is good stuff there I can see being popular, but not as much up my ally as les Habs' is.
 

theedge9

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Honestly, these cards are pretty even for me!
I looked at @BostonBob's rubric as inspiration lol.

I particularly like from @OmniSens' TLC Tag Team match, the set up for the women's tag match, and the Fight for Company Rights. I'm not a big fan of the main event, but I do like the inclusion of the American Badass. That would be a cool and unique entrance. You selected some top talent such as AJ Styles, but I just can't get excited about his match against Batisa. Finally, I LOVE the theme, and think you did a great job keeping that theme in mind throughout the card.

@les Habs - As I said previously, I LOVE your inclusion of The Straight Edge society and your women's match. It is a creative, fresh take on an old concept. The execution here would be important to ensure it doesn't go to far into sexual harassment territory- but I think Bliss and Van Ness would make it more technical and campy than about exploration.
You also did a great job bringing variety to your card. The New Jack v Kane no DQ would be INSANE. I wouldn't be surprised if someone left in a shoot stretcher lol. Also, your main event speaks for itself.

Overall, great work by both contenders :)
 

GongShowWilly

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@OmniSens , great card , love the added creativity . Some real good matches , but some guys I don't like … but we are getting done to the nitty gritty .
@les Habs - coming off a big win last year , you have another perfectly executed non-GongShow card , but creative and a lot of thought and work went in !! . What the voters want . Love it all
 

HandsomeHollywood

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This was a mixed bag of a matchup for me. Les Habs got my vote by a hair.

OmniSens has some good pieces and a presentation style I vastly prefer. That being said I found a lot of the choices to tip the scales in les Habs' favor, like Test/Shane and Baszler/Sable. I do like the idea of Jimmy Hart having a one off night managing The New Day.

Les Habs left me feeling a lot of deja vu despite getting my vote. He has a lot of repeated wrestlers from his card last year, and seemingly some conflicting storylines in the AWF cannon (Joseph Park and Art Barr's booking for example). I also really don't care for the play by play and would rather the bios and commentary fuze into one write up per match.

Both cards leave a lot to be desired for me but Les Habs has what I feel are the more entertaining matches overall, despite my dislike of the booking.
 

CHGoalie27

Don't blame the goalie!
Oct 5, 2009
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Deserves to be closer, so New Jack said it's ok to vote cuz he's going to the finals this year.
 

les Habs

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Sep 21, 2005
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This was a mixed bag of a matchup for me. Les Habs got my vote by a hair.

OmniSens has some good pieces and a presentation style I vastly prefer. That being said I found a lot of the choices to tip the scales in les Habs' favor, like Test/Shane and Baszler/Sable. I do like the idea of Jimmy Hart having a one off night managing The New Day.

Les Habs left me feeling a lot of deja vu despite getting my vote. He has a lot of repeated wrestlers from his card last year, and seemingly some conflicting storylines in the AWF cannon (Joseph Park and Art Barr's booking for example). I also really don't care for the play by play and would rather the bios and commentary fuze into one write up per match.

Both cards leave a lot to be desired for me but Les Habs has what I feel are the more entertaining matches overall, despite my dislike of the booking.

To each their own, but I'd be curious as to what you mean by "presentation style".

As for some of the rest of it, I'm not sure it's representative of my card. "AWF canon" is something I've hinted at, but didn't really take too seriously myself. That said, if one did, I don't think they'd find conflicting storylines at all. In fact I'd say it's entirely the opposite. With regards to repeated wrestlers, I also used guys from two years ago and am happy to do so because I respect them as talents. That said I have plenty of other wrestlers who I haven't used before and plenty of the repeated wrestlers are used differently.
 
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BostonBob

4 Ever The Greatest
Jan 26, 2004
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Using the same scoring system as I did in Round 1 this round ended up in a tie so my vote goes to the GM with what I consider to be the best match on both cards - CM Punk vs Sting. So as much as it pains me to vote for a Canadians fan ( just kidding......or am I ???? ) I have to go with les Habs.
 

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