Why you shouldn't be afraid of trading Jeff Skinner for a bag of old jockstraps

[Navin R Slavin]

I won't bother with an actual argument here, since I think the reasoning is pretty obvious to all of us.

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[Cane mutiny]

His dreamy smile alone is worth more than that.

 

[Canes]

Throw in some Tide Pods and Febreze and you've got a deal!

 

[Bunch of Jurcos]

Skinner doesn't get me free queso so clearly Faulk > Skinner. Although it could be said that Faulk doesn't get me any free queso either so maybe I'm okay with getting rid of both of them. I'm hungry.

 

[sheriff bart]

Brindy to Skinner

 

[Dishface]

So if I'm getting this right, we shouldn't be afraid of trading Skinner for Grubs then?

 

[tarheelhockey]

Some people would be excited to get a bag of old jockstraps.

 

[The Faulker 27]

Depends on who wore them. Might be a lopsided trade.

 

[tarheelhockey]

Depends on who wore them. Might be a lopsided trade.

Especially lopsided if Kessel

 

[AD Skinner]

Mine gets lopsided at least 2-3 times per skate. I just reach on down and adjust

 

[CandyCanes]

Skinner’s gf Cris Prosperi is so hot though, I’d miss seeing her at games

 

[The Faulker 27]

Mine gets lopsided at least 2-3 times per skate. I just reach on down and adjust

It you were naked you wouldn't have this problem. LPT.

 

[Unsustainable]

10 reasons to trade Jskin

1. he can be hurt at anytime
2. He looks like he’s 10
3. He’s what 5’1?
4. Figure skating
5. Will need a new contract in a year
6. Disappears in the playoffs.
7. Small
8. Boring name
9. Puck bunnies have moved onto Aho
10. I just needed something to make it a 10 list.

 

[SlavinAway]

6. Disappears in the playoffs.

 

[sheriff bart]

6. Disappears in the playoffs.

Da fuq?

 

[HisIceness]

Da fuq?

Well, it's not like he shows up past the last regular season game so I'd say @Unsustainable is on to something here.

 

[Unsustainable]

Da fuq?

0 points in the postseason

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

10 reasons to trade Jskin

1. he can be hurt at anytime

You blew it. "1 hit away" was the proper wording for #1.

9. Puck bunnies have moved onto Aho.

What about Hans, Bunny?

 

[sheriff bart]

0 points in the postseason

In fairness, it is about equal to the output of the whole team in playoff situations.

 

[Unsustainable]

In fairness, it is about equal to the output of the whole team in playoff situations.

He’s also a 0 in +\_

 

[NotOpie]

What about a bag of new jock straps? Would that make a difference?

 

[Navin R Slavin]

What about a bag of new jock straps? Would that make a difference?

We'd need to add.

 

[Chrispy]

He’s also a 0 in +\_

So it’s not that he disappears, he just takes his defensive responsibilities much more seriously in the playoffs.

 

[NotOpie]

We'd need to add.

Thought as much....never underrate new jock straps.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

We'd need to add.

That's pretty ballsy.