Who’s the Biggest Bozo in the NHL?

EdJovanovski

#RempeForCalder
Apr 26, 2016
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My vote goes to JT Miller.

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The guy is a total Bozo, he’s the laziest player I’ve ever seen. He takes the dumbest penalties every game, sometimes while on the ice he’ll just stop and stand there staring into space. Last game Philly dumped the puck in and Miller got to it but stopped and turned to look who was behind him and just stood still letting him take the puck. He purposely scored on his own net several times. He goes controller disconnected every other shift, sometimes when he skates to the bench for a change he’ll just stand there outside the bench staring at the other team for 20 seconds before getting on to the bench, so we’re playing with 4 men. AV yells at him to get on the bench but he’s just staring into space and completely zoned out. He throws temper tantrums all the time, He’s the worst player on our team
 
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Rich Nixon

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Jul 11, 2006
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Brayden Schenn is a bozo, or maybe a doofus. He's one of those gross guys who doesn't wear any Under Armor or a t shirt or anything under his shoulder pads. Don't think he wears socks either, ever. Good for a completely boneheaded, blatant offsides (at least) every other game. You could drive his skull into a concrete wall 10 or 20 times in a row and not concuss him, also.
 
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