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Regal Beagles

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After back to back huge wins over the Oilers and Kings, GM Larsen has given his team a day off from the ice for team building activities. They flew to a California Winery and hosted a small party for the team, wives, and mistresses. The small reward is to get this team to gel even further following a flurry of trades that have occurred since the new GM obtained his position.

When asked for comment "Señor" Larsen indicated that the team has changed a lot but the key pieces are now in place. We realized that to win against the big boys, the offence had to improve. Mission accomplished with the additions of Gaborik, Sedin and Kesler in addition to the underrated and overly awesome Pominville. The D is still very solid and we look forward to Suter becoming more comfortable in his surroundings. He's not used to all the sun and stream of beautiful women available in SoCal.

We are entering the home stretch and this group of Ducks needs to shake their tail feathers and be ready for the playoffs. We have a shot at the Division title and hopefully someone knocks Datsyuk on his @ss. We thank the Flyers GM for his support and wish them well in their goal of making the playoffs in the inferior eastern conference.

Peace out and glasses up
 

Dempsey

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(AP) - Southern California

After back to back huge wins over the Oilers and Kings, GM Larsen has given his team a day off from the ice for team building activities. They flew to a California Winery and hosted a small party for the team, wives, and mistresses. The small reward is to get this team to gel even further following a flurry of trades that have occurred since the new GM obtained his position.

When asked for comment "Señor" Larsen indicated that the team has changed a lot but the key pieces are now in place. We realized that to win against the big boys, the offence had to improve. Mission accomplished with the additions of Gaborik, Sedin and Kesler in addition to the underrated and overly awesome Pominville. The D is still very solid and we look forward to Suter becoming more comfortable in his surroundings. He's not used to all the sun and stream of beautiful women available in SoCal.

We are entering the home stretch and this group of Ducks needs to shake their tail feathers and be ready for the playoffs. We have a shot at the Division title and hopefully someone knocks Datsyuk on his @ss. We thank the Flyers GM for his support and wish them well in their goal of making the playoffs in the inferior eastern conference.

Peace out and glasses up

Won't be easy! Kings are 2 points up with 2 games in hand. Datsyuk with 25 points in 10 games since being acquired :handclap:
 

Regal Beagles

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True......you do have a pansy schedule rest of the way. Look forward to dethroning you in the playoffs.
 

Dempsey

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True......you do have a pansy schedule rest of the way. Look forward to dethroning you in the playoffs.

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Regal Beagles

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Oh hi Kings.

I didn't see you there. I applaud your confidence in winning the Division. Perhaps the Duck Destiny (tm pending) is to go the tougher road by defeating the jackets or wings in first round, followed by the top seed, then is the Western Conference Final......all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put Datsyuk together again.
 

Dempsey

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Oh hi Kings.

I didn't see you there. I applaud your confidence in winning the Division. Perhaps the Duck Destiny (tm pending) is to go the tougher road by defeating the jackets or wings in first round, followed by the top seed, then is the Western Conference Final......all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put Datsyuk together again.

I don't think you'll have much choice but to take that route, but you never know.
 

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