I missed all this because I got called into work to upload a high school basketball video. Yes, a high school basketball video. Only in Indiana would you get a 10:30 p.m. phone call because somebody's ****ing high school basketball video wasn't working.
Then I stopped at Walmart on the way home for liquor and I get up to the checkout where they have the liquor and cigarettes behind the glass door and the girl there is all like "I can't check that stuff out, I'm not old enough." And they literally had no other employees who could check me out, AND WHY DO YOU HAVE SOMEBODY UNDER 21 WORKING THE LIQUOR AND CIGARETTE AISLE.
So here I sit, having not seen the Canes win and having no Wild Turkey. FML