Useless Thread MDCCXLII: #DiscordGangORDontBang

[Deficient Mode]

Just you
And I
Together
Forever
In love

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

f***ing acid reflux in my throat man....

 

[Slap]

I need to get to Mars before Elops Tesla. Please help.

 

[Deficient Mode]

I need to get to Mars before Elops Tesla. Please help.

Slap is pals backwards

are we pals

 

[Slap]

Slap is pals backwards

are we pals

You know it pal.

 

[Deficient Mode]

You know it pal.

Then I will help you get to Mars, pal.

 

[Slap]

Then I will help you get to Mars, pal.

I've been training hard. 10 pull ups per day and power drifting with handbrake on my Renault Kangoo to get accustomed to G forces. I just need a very powerful rocket and some corn seeds.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I'm not your pal, buddy

 

[irunthepeg]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Bored

 

[VickAshley]

Boring

Literally halve-90% of the board has known this for quite some time.

Thanks.

 

[Slap]

Mfw all of my cool IRL stories get deleted

 

[Deficient Mode]

Miranda for NY governor

 

[Slap]

Swedish snus.

 

[John Price]

Scandrick is f***ing garbage @Alex Jones @darko f***ing piece of shit washed up injury prone mother f***er f*** why the f*** did they f***ING SIGN HIM MOTHER f***ER f*** f*** f***

 

[John Price]

Every Cowboy fan in the world hated Scandrick and his lack of effort and mediocre play. This signing makes NO sense.

 

[John Price]

I'm too mad for this shit. I need to take a drive. f***.

 

[Cheese Wagstaff]

About eight years ago, one of my friends said that of everyone he knew he felt that I was most likely to be a homeless heroin addict after college. Everyone immediately agreed. I objected, but in my head thought it was probably true.

Today I downloaded Outlook on my phone so my boss can reach me 24/7 with any data questions.

I do not view any of this as progress.

 

[John Price]

About eight years ago, one of my friends said that of everyone he knew he felt that I was most likely to be a homeless heroin addict after college. Everyone immediately agreed. I objected, but in my head thought it was probably true.

Today I downloaded Outlook on my phone so my boss can reach me 24/7 with any data questions.

I do not view any of this as progress.

It feels like you've given up drugs for like 4 years now that you're a working slave. You have not tweeted drug usage or advocacy for many years now.

 

[John Price]

f***ing corporate ass bitch.

 

[John Price]

UNC girl.

 

[Cheese Wagstaff]

It feels like you've given up drugs for like 4 years now that you're a working slave. You have not tweeted drug usage or advocacy for many years now.

I get high pretty much every day still. The harder shit is more difficult to squeeze into a two day weekend as I get older, but I still do a decent amount. Last tripped in August I think, but that was the end of a period where I did it like six times in six months.

 

[Cheese Wagstaff]

Also it was barely a year ago I almost got a whole group thrown out of our hotel for buying (REDACTED) in Amsterdam then the next night stumbled around the city on (REDACTED) until I somehow found myself in a gay bar flirting with a middle aged dude until he got me free (REDACTED), so let's not pretend I'm a beacon of maturity and good decision making.

 

[darko]

Scandrick is ****ing garbage @Alex Jones @darko ****ing piece of **** washed up injury prone mother ****er **** why the **** did they ****ING SIGN HIM MOTHER ****ER **** **** ****

You mad

 

[darko]

Also it was barely a year ago I almost got a whole group thrown out of our hotel for buying (REDACTED) in Amsterdam then the next night stumbled around the city on (REDACTED) until I somehow found myself in a gay bar flirting with a middle aged dude until he got me free (REDACTED), so let's not pretend I'm a beacon of maturity and good decision making.

Middle aged dude (REDACTED) you?