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TJ Hooker

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I mean how awkward must that have been to be in a position where you thought it was time for a kiss and not only did she not want a kiss, but she didn't even realize you were trying to kiss her.
 
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All my girls say lock him down,
Guys like him don't come around
Go and pick your wedding rings

Yeah, my mom thinks you're legit
But I'm way too young for this
So I'mma tell you what I think, yeah
 
John Price

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Hey, no you ain't the perfect match for me, hey
You were so close my Mr. Almost
Hope it didn't come on as a tease, hey
You were so close my Mr. Almost
 
TJ Hooker

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Bet she cancels on next date, too.

Wouldn't be the first girl to cancel on multiple dates with @Cody Webster. Didn't that girl have two different wardrobe mishaps? Clearly she was just trolling the f*** out of you.
 
Cody Webster

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Bet she cancels on next date, too.

Wouldn't be the first girl to cancel on multiple dates with @Cody Webster. Didn't that girl have two different wardrobe mishaps? Clearly she was just trolling the **** out of you.
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Lol, yes. She might have cancelled 3 times. Totally trolled by her. We'll see what happens. She's a total cutie, so
 
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Flaky people are incredibly frustrating

I've distanced myself from some of my closest friends for canceling on me over and over and seemingly putting little effort in
 
Cody Webster

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Flaky people are incredibly frustrating

I've distanced myself from some of my closest friends for canceling on me over and over and seemingly putting little effort in
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One time, I'll give them a pass. Next time, cya


She seems real nice and is sincere, so I'll give her a free pass
 
TJ Hooker

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Yeah I only make plans with like 3 or 4 people anymore. The rest, I'll spontaneously meet up with, but I'm not going out of my way to organize something.
 
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