Post-Game Talk: Trana Blanks Ballardian-type Habs 4-0 -- Would rather eat Crayfish!!

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Habs comfortably tanking on this one, even if Julien committed the ultimate tank boo-boo by challenging a goal.

What does a comfortable tank look like? Why, like this ...


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All of this prime entertainment brought to you by our good buddy Geoff, the beta male ...

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A notable moment of the game happened in the latter part of the third, right after Trana's 4th goal:

Habs Jersey on the Ice !! Give that kid a beer!

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Another interesting item was evident from the pre-game skate, when 4 Habs players wore a turtleneck for their Trana bud:

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Which prompted poster OnTheRun to quip: "And the whole team doubled down by matching Pleky's production since he was traded: 0 goal. Best homage, ever." Touché.


The more I think of it, the more I'd like a nice all-you-can-eat Crayfish Buffet at Ikea's rather than have to stomach whatever this game was supposed to be.

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And as we savor the crayfish, we'll have to master that ditty that goes with it, Swedish-style, as it's going down the hatch:

Yes, you are only allow to fish them in August for a couple of weeks. You eat them with a sharp aged cheese, bread (usually French style), a special crawfish sauce made with 2 types of mustard, lots of dill, little bit of cooking oil (neutral flavour), little bit of vinegar, sugar, cracked white pepper and then an aquavit from the freezer (Reymersholm Beska Droppar = bitter drops), down the hatch then ice cold beer. After singing:

Helan går
Sjung hopp faderallan lallan lej
Helan går
Sjung hopp faderallan lej
Och den som inte helan tar*
Han heller inte halvan får
Helan går
(Drink)
Sjung hopp faderallan lej


in English:

The whole goes down
Sing "hup fol-de-rol la la la la"
The whole goes down
Sing "hup fol-de-rol la la"
And he who doesn't take the whole
Doesn't get the half either
The whole goes down
[drink]
Sing "hup fol-de-rol la la"

All together, now!!!


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Merci Geoff, ya putz!!

Discuss!!!

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CBC went real tight with the camera because rogers made a deal with the devil, bettman. Didn't see the jersey? Any screen shots?
 
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Bergevin GMs the team with the greatest collapse in pro sports history a couple seasons ago and now we're shutout a franchise record 11 times (and we still have 10 games to go)!

Molson is such an idiotic jackass if he seriously has any sort of faith in Bergevin to turn this around in one summer. Absolutely moronic.
 

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And make no mistake, Laval is arguably as bad or worse. This entire organization is a total mess with no light at the end of the tunnel. Even is we pick #1 overall, do you all think this management team won’t somehow screw that up too?

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Bergevin GMs the team with the greatest collapse in pro sports history a couple seasons ago and now we're shutout a franchise record 11 times (and we still have 10 games to go)!

Molson is such an idiotic jackass if he seriously has any sort of faith in Bergevin to turn this around in one summer. Absolutely moronic.
The fact that Molson came out and publicly endorsed Bergevin is in itself comical
 
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