He's right, let's ban all distractions from games. Henceforth no more food vendors in stands. No ads on the fences that might catch your attention. No more jumbotron content that might similarly distract you. If you get concessions, for your safety, you'll have to eat it on the concourse, lest your attention be distracted by keeping your burger together. Also, while we're at it, let's ban scoring at games, too. I mean when I glance down at my scorecard, I'm not paying attention to the game. Plus I *gasp* keep score on a cell phone/tablet so that's doubly evil, right?
Or, you know, we can just extend the netting at least down to the ends of the dugouts like MiLB has done without much problem.
