THERE'S GUTS ALL OVER THE PLACE

Deku

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When Darryl Reaugh in Dallas describes a playoff OT loss as feeling like "a rusty ... skate boot ... to the testicles" or responds to a Sergei Zubov goal by just screaming "OH MAN!!!" there's an honest sort of stream-of-consciousness vibe to it.

This is just dumb. You can't be memorable by trying to be memorable.

There are better ways to describe what I assume was a big comeback than by saying everyone has two pancreases. That makes no sense.

It doesn't make sense, which is why I find it hilarious
 
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the_fan

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I blame Kroenke because he wont cough up big bucks to hire better announcers, radio or TV. They all suck for the Avs.
 

48g90a138pts

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Yikes! :eek:

Did they bring this guy up from the farm?

He sounds just like a AHL or Major Junior play by play announcer.
 

AvsGuy

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Why on earth would anyone in here, with a general knowledge of sports and broadcasting, expect a local broadcaster to be impartial and refuse to get hyped?

Why would he not do the job he is paid to do?
 

DKH

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Next time someone calls the Leafs gutless it's because they left it on the ice in Boston
 

ObscureAlien

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jesus christ PK Subban really costed his team the game. Thought ppl were exaggerating when it comes to PK


this is why i dont take the subban 4 norris crowd seriously. Subban better last yr Josi better this yr
#17 should have covered for him
 

razor8

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Don't know what's funnier, the announcer or the people overly sensitive about it.

Yeah, he went a bit overboard, so what? Life goes on. :ghost2:
 
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Oilers Propagandist

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This call needs to go somewhere awesome. Immortalize this. Please.

(edit: the fun stuff starts at around 0:35)

Trying too hard to be the real OG... Jack Edwards.

Beyond that, watching an avs game with their broadcasters is equivalent to being the 1st victim of ebola during the relatively recent outbreak. #never4get

Wow, they are rough on the ears.
 

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Trying too hard to be the real OG... Jack Edwards.

Beyond that, watching an avs game with their broadcasters is equivalent to being the 1st victim of ebola during the relatively recent outbreak. #never4get

Wow, they are rough on the ears.

Not as rough as Edmonton is on the eyes
 
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Oilers Propagandist

Relax junior, it’s just a post.
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Not as rough as Edmonton is on the eyes
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Wats

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jesus christ PK Subban really costed his team the game. Thought ppl were exaggerating when it comes to PK


this is why i dont take the subban 4 norris crowd seriously. Subban better last yr Josi better this yr

Really? I mean he makes mistakes sure but on this play #17 is supposed to cover him when he clearly is trying to create offense and has puck. Instead he went towards the net leaving Ellis alone.
 

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