Hockeylover
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- Oct 5, 2005
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I love hockey because it gives me the opportunity to be a bad boy. Off the ice, everybody finds me so respectful, diplomatic, gallant with women (opening the car door for them), etc. But I get sick and tired of it sometimes. So these are MY rules. I don't care if you follow them or not!!!
I try to shoot in the mask of my goalie during warm-up. It's a warm-up for me, and a wake-up for him!
During warm-ups, I like to go on the other half of the ice just to piss off the other players. The important is to not say a single word and go back right away where you belong cause you may get a penality.
I say, "I give you a ten!" to an opponent who faked a plunge on the floor.
When I am goalie, and when I have the ball in my glove, I put my glove in the opponent's face as if I was offering him it.
When the other's team is injured has to leave the game, my main goal is to injure the substitute. If the goalie stays, I'll try to hit him in the face or throat, with the ball, of course.
If the victory is out of reach and that's the ref's fault, I'll try to shoot the ball in his legs as hard as I can. Of course, it has to look like an accident. Someone mean would want to shoot the ball in his balls to give him a lesson. The lesson is that a ref should never give more chances to a team, even if their friends play on it.
If the opponent is not willing to be hurt, like I am sometimes hurt, then he should stay home and play hockey on Nitendo.
I try to shoot in the mask of my goalie during warm-up. It's a warm-up for me, and a wake-up for him!
During warm-ups, I like to go on the other half of the ice just to piss off the other players. The important is to not say a single word and go back right away where you belong cause you may get a penality.
I say, "I give you a ten!" to an opponent who faked a plunge on the floor.
When I am goalie, and when I have the ball in my glove, I put my glove in the opponent's face as if I was offering him it.
When the other's team is injured has to leave the game, my main goal is to injure the substitute. If the goalie stays, I'll try to hit him in the face or throat, with the ball, of course.
If the victory is out of reach and that's the ref's fault, I'll try to shoot the ball in his legs as hard as I can. Of course, it has to look like an accident. Someone mean would want to shoot the ball in his balls to give him a lesson. The lesson is that a ref should never give more chances to a team, even if their friends play on it.
If the opponent is not willing to be hurt, like I am sometimes hurt, then he should stay home and play hockey on Nitendo.