GDT: The official Tripp-isms thread

[Hulkacaniac]

That cake, that night, I want to forget it all

 

[AD Skinner]

These new "Tripp's morning take" or whatever segments on the pregame show are really, really bizarre. The one before the rangers game was him standing in the subway station just rambling about not being a face on the crowd or something. They're clearly unscripted and seemingly they just go with however the first take ends up. It's like watching Tim and Eric or something

 

[Incubajerks]

Luciano Di Giuseppe.

Obviously with the wrong pronunciation, every single time...

 

[FaulkYouAho]

the puck rode up krugers shaft according to tripp last night.

 

[Bub]

Found this while cleaning out some stuff from my parent's attic earlier this year:

 

[CandyCanes]

Found this while cleaning out some stuff from my parent's attic earlier this year:

Get that autographed and plop it into eBay, that card is worth some major $$&

 

[HisIceness]

Tripp is a big fan of Shania Twain.

Can't really say I blame him, she was quite the hottie in the 90's. Probably still is, female country singers age quite nicely.

 

[FaulkYouAho]

tripp can't even say "I like it i love it i want some more of it." instead he just i like i like i want some more of it

 

[Roboturner913]

Sometimes when you go to Taco Bell there's some clogging afterward

 

[Jerkob Slavin]

“The players know how special Justin Williams’ stick is... and that if they give him a chance, he’ll do something magical with it.”

I’m strangely aroused.

 

[HisIceness]

Did Nic Wallin ever bless JWillys hockey stick? I'm sure Tripp would know the answer to this very critical question.

 

[HisIceness]

"He's a cool cat"

 

[AD Skinner]

I guess I missed something but he kept talking about Taco Bell tonight and the last game what was the deal with that?

 

[Tryamw]

I guess I missed something but he kept talking about Taco Bell tonight and the last game what was the deal with that?

It's Tripp.. I doubt anyone else would know. (Much like half my jokes....)

 

[Negan4Coach]

I guess I missed something but he kept talking about Taco Bell tonight and the last game what was the deal with that?

The Taco Bell thing was total word salad. I mean I wasn't even drinking and it made no sense.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

“Wareen Foegele has been the definition of a horse tonight.” - Tripp Tracy




horse
hôrs/
noun

1. 1.
   a solid-hoofed plant-eating domesticated mammal with a flowing mane and tail, used for riding, racing, and to carry and pull loads.

 

[The Faulker 27]

I guess I missed something but he kept talking about Taco Bell tonight and the last game what was the deal with that?

Is he still doing the Taco Bell take? I'm pretty sure it's ad related.

 

[HisIceness]

Something about gates and goats.

 

[Crazydounut]

"And I will see you at the Taco-Bell drive thru after the game John."

 

[Lempo]

“Wareen Foegele has been the definition of a horse tonight.” - Tripp Tracy




horse
hôrs/
noun

1. 1.
   a solid-hoofed plant-eating domesticated mammal with a flowing mane and tail, used for riding, racing, and to carry and pull loads.

It's disturbingly accurate.

 

[AD Skinner]

It's a wonderful restaurant!

 

[TheBigKahuna]

Pretty sure Tripp was stoned last night.

And John might have gotten a contact buzz.

"Bump and Grind"? Really?

 

[raynman]

He mentioned his drive through order at Taco Bell was 5700 calories.

 

[geehaad]

What in the everlovin’ f*** does it matter how long a player’s stick is?

Good lord, give a rest.

 

[Tryamw]

What in the everlovin’ **** does it matter how long a player’s stick is?

Good lord, give a rest.

It's Tripp.. He only give things up that are longer in the tooth then a Tyrannosaurus.