The Official Jeff Skinner Trade Thread Drinking Game

[Lempo]

Guys, that's copyrighted, so please stop using it witthout sending royalties to me.

I'm sorry but if you try trademarking "a BBA", some Swedes gonna take you to court and see you defeated like Napoleon was in Waterloo.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

I'm sorry but if you try trademarking "a BBA", some Swedes gonna take you to court and see you defeated like Napoleon was in Waterloo.

Did you just go all BBA on me?

 

[Lempo]

Did you just go all BBA on me?

Knowing me, knowing you, that may have been the case.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Knowing me, knowing you, that may have been the case.

Now you went all ABBA on me. (I know, that's the joke)

 

[Lempo]

Now you went all ABBA on me. (I know, that's the joke)

No, it was just a red herring.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Abba is that band that people won't admit to liking, but can sing every one of their songs.

 

[Svechhammer]

We're clearly intentionally tanking this year, so clearly Aho is available for a decent price.

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

We're clearly intentionally tanking this year, so clearly Aho is available for a decent price.

Put two and two together.

Nothing worse than an idiot who thinks they’re smarter than everyone else

 

[HisIceness]

Canes are moving to Houston because new owner is from Texas. (from Hartford thread in BoH)

 

[Svechhammer]

Canes are moving to Houston because new owner is from Texas. (from Hartford thread in BoH)

It's pretty much decided because of loopholes.

We seriously need a Relocation Drinking Game Thread.

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

It's pretty much decided because of loopholes.

We seriously need a Relocation Drinking Game Thread.

We may as well all just kill ourselves.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

We may as well all just kill ourselves.

What if we already did, and this is hell???

 

[NotOpie]

What if we already did, and this is hell???

What if we did and this was heaven?

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

What if we did and this was heaven?

If this is heaven, I don’t want to see hell.

 

[NotOpie]

If this is heaven, I don’t want to see hell.

My point exactly....

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

My point exactly....

Ok......

 

[Stickpucker]

Can we rename this thread: "If you're a Canes fan you should drink a lot" or something along those lines?

 

[cptjeff]

Can we rename this thread: "If you're a Canes fan you should drink a lot" or something along those lines?

I was at a happy hour the other night, and mentioned that I was a hockey fan. Somebody asked if I root for the Caps, and I said that no, I'm a Hurricanes fan. Shit you not, three people simultaneously said, "that's unfortunate".

At least we won a cup over a decade ago, right...

 

[HisIceness]

It's pretty much decided because of loopholes.

We seriously need a Relocation Drinking Game Thread.

1 shot if they mention attendance
2 shots if they mention Quebec
3 shots if the mention Hartford
4 shots if they mention Houston because Dundon is from Texas
5 shots if anything about flight trackers
6 shots if in complete denial (like that JMrowe guy) and/or they mention two or more of the above.

So RIP everyone.

 

[Bub]

1 shot if they mention attendance
2 shots if they mention Quebec
3 shots if the mention Hartford
4 shots if they mention Houston because Dundon is from Texas
5 shots if anything about flight trackers
6 shots if in complete denial (like that JMrowe guy) and/or they mention two or more of the above.

So RIP everyone.

You forgot "NASCAR and bbq are more popular"

 

[Joe McGrath]

Just reply that Ron Francis doesn’t make trades so stop f***ing asking.

 

[CandyCanes]

I was at a happy hour the other night, and mentioned that I was a hockey fan. Somebody asked if I root for the Caps, and I said that no, I'm a Hurricanes fan. **** you not, three people simultaneously said, "that's unfortunate".

At least we won a cup over a decade ago, right...

I mean it is kind of unfortunate. We havent anything exciting happen to this team on the ice since like 9 years ago.

 

[NotOpie]

I'm trying to find the right thread where we need to change the title to "kill me now". Is this that thread....?

 

[MinJaBen]

We are officially in the alcohol poisoning portion of the new GM search. The typical HFBoards stuff is coming out:

Price + Pacioretty VS Bean+Necas+1st+Hanifin+Darling

Plus, we have some guy over on the Athletic that is advocating for nearly the same thing saying crap like this:

It will only be Dundon’s first offseason as Hurricanes owner once. It will only be his new general manager’s first season trying to impress his new boss once. That time creates the potential for high risk, high reward decisions
That time is now.

TheAthletics Montreal Sodomizing the Canes

 

[Breakdowns]

I don't think any GM is crazy enough to take that Price contract