Speculation: The Official Horrible Trade Proposals Thread: Part 2, Have a Drink

[Roboturner913]

Apparently, we're supposed to play two lefties on one D pairing and two righties on the other. Because that makes sense.

 

[HisIceness]

Sense is something that is sorely lacking in the trade board.

 

[Unsustainable]

Another Faulk for JVR and Carrick

 

[the halleJOKEL]

I feel like we just had this thread yesterday morning

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

ground hog day

 

[Unsustainable]

ground hog day

 

[Stickpucker]

@garnetpalmetto is trying to protect everyone's liver by locking down these threads


##Whatabro

 

[the halleJOKEL]

i think we were just about to have a breakthrough on the jvr to carolina front too

 

[Roboturner913]

Dude by now my liver is so swollen and enlarged, it thinks it's my unit

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

 

[HisIceness]

It's pretty clear that we need to lose the trade so that Sakic can keep his job secure.

 

[Finlandia WOAT]

Never seen someone defend a thread with "I know it's ridiculous, that's what's needed to get a deal done!".

 

[dogbazinho]

I think it may be Sakic himself. The thread got locked before I was able to counter troll with my "Sakic is leaking info to the press" that I sometimes throw out for Avs fans.

 

[Lempo]

Never seen someone defend a thread with "I know it's ridiculous, that's what's needed to get a deal done!".

I once traded some Spider-Man comics to Masters of the Universe comics with that rationale and at the age of 38 still count that among the most stupidest things I ever did.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Maybe I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt, but I'm thinking he was just being sarcastic about Sakic's demands. More poking fun at Sakic than anything else.

 

[Breakdowns]

just read that thread

I really don`t understand some people here sometimes

 

[WreckingCrew]

Trouba is as offensively gifted as Faulk apparently...

 

[HisIceness]

Pesce and Slavin to Toronto for not Matthews.

 

[Bjornar Moxnes]

With Pesce injured, I'm legitimately curious how fans view Zykov, Roy, and Gauthier. Becase Flames need a RHS forward with top 6 potential. Flames have the deepest RHD depth in the league, with both Fox and Andersson being able to play currently (But blocked by Hamilton, Hamonic, and Stone). Would Rasmus Andersson for one of those 3 work? Obviously my two most desired Canes player in Lindholm and Necas are off the table for anyone not named Monahan or Gaudreau haha.

 

[Svechhammer]

Becase Flames need a RHS forward with top 6 potential.

Well, you're in luck, because if there's anything the Canes have plethora of, its RH forwards with top 6 potential.

But seriously, our scoring is dogpoo this year. If anything, they're going to be more willing to part with a d-man to help bolster the forwards rather than anything else.

 

[bluedevil58]

With Pesce injured, I'm legitimately curious how fans view Zykov, Roy, and Gauthier. Becase Flames need a RHS forward with top 6 potential. Flames have the deepest RHD depth in the league, with both Fox and Andersson being able to play currently (But blocked by Hamilton, Hamonic, and Stone). Would Rasmus Andersson for one of those 3 work? Obviously my two most desired Canes player in Lindholm and Necas are off the table for anyone not named Monahan or Gaudreau haha.

Wallmark for Monahan. We get a center who cannot generate any offense on their own and you guys get a forward with top 6 potential. Straight 1 for 1. No questioned askeed!

 

[Bjornar Moxnes]

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Wallmark for Monahan. We get a center who cannot generate any offense on their own and you guys get a forward with top 6 potential. Straight 1 for 1. No questioned askeed!

>LHS
>Proved zero at NHL stage.

Figure out the rest.

 

[dogbazinho]

I would not be opposed to trading a forward for a young RD. Not the names you mentioned though. I'm thinking present 3rd or 4th liners with a 3rd or 4th line ceiling.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Why do we need to trade for a RHD?

 

[tarheelhockey]

Why do we need to trade for a RHD?

Because we’ve seen the end of Brett Pesce.