The HF Hawks Badnwagon Draft Thread That is a Completely Original Idea - Draft's Over!

[Machinehead]

He was high on our list

This needs to happen one day just for the meme value.

 

[VoluntaryDom]

Coburn is bad this year, don't lie

Yea he is. I changed it to McDavid for u. We get McDavid for Coburn because Chia

 

[Conrad McBenis]

If I get picked last do I get a new car?

 

[nobody]

*hits up chia*
*coburn for mcdavid the deal is one for one*
*sauces mcdavid for machinehead*

Let me finish my sandwich and I'll get right on that.

HF Leafs nation would like to formally thank @Machinehead for his outstanding service both on and off of the net. His work in the online community, his grace and his kindness will never be forgotten. He will always be a Leafs adoptee for life. We would like to wish him nothing but the best as he moves on to the next chapter of his life with HFTampa.

now,

With great honor I would like to present the newest member of the Leafs family, Connor McDavid. Welcome home, son.

 

[JustaFinnishGuy]

If I get picked last do I get a new car?

 

[Liferleafer]

Can't wait to see the pages of advanced stats in our GDTs between @Machinehead and @zeke

 

[nobody]

Last time I saw Bozak play defense was during Obamas first term

Are you sure it was Bozak? I find that very hard to believe.

 

[VoluntaryDom]

Are you sure it was Bozak? I find that very hard to believe.

f*** that was Kessel wasn't it...

 

[Machinehead]

Can't wait to see the pages of advanced stats in our GDTs between @Machinehead and @zeke

It's the HF version of Kreider-Zibanejad

 

[Liferleafer]

Are you sure it was Bozak? I find that very hard to believe.

Meh....fake news.

 

[ChiHawks10]

If I get picked last do I get a new car?

No, because you're still not All Star MVP like John Scott.

 

[CantLoseWithMatthews]

It's the HF version of Kreider-Zibanejad

or Matthews and Nylander if you wanted a better duo

 

[nobody]

**** that was Kessel wasn't it...

It sure as hell wasn't JVR or Bozak. That's for sure.

I mean Philly Thrill does have 2 championship rings. Must've done something right.

 

[VoluntaryDom]

It's the HF version of Kreider-Zibanejad

Zibane-who?

Prefer Miller AINEC

 

[nobody]

or Matthews and Nylander if you wanted a better duo

And we're off. He just got adopted. Will ya lay off for a few hours. Jesus.

 

[Machinehead]

or Matthews and Nylander if you wanted a better duo

I figured Kreider-Zibanejad worked because zeke and I bring the corsi and still manage to disappoint everyone

 

[MattySnipes]

We up?? Here we go!!

Love Lou's walk. Such a OG.

 

[nobody]

No, because you're still not All Star MVP like John Scott.

That was harsh. He wasn't asking for much. He just wanted a small reward for donating his dignity for charitable purposes.

 

[Mortal Wombat]

Machinehead should have been drafted by Anaheim, they have Manson... and Fowler.

There would have been a nice Fowler avatar waiting for him, too...

 

[nobody]

After we're done this draft, we should do a redraft thread. I think opinions may have changed since the 2nd pick.

 

[Bazeek]

Just to get this straight: this is the first time in about 6 years that Wild fans don't have to so much as think about the Blackhawks in April, and you want us to draft one of their fans for the playoffs?

I think you've got a wait ahead of you.

 

[ChiHawks10]

Just to get this straight: this is the first time in about 6 years that Wild fans don't have to so much as think about the Blackhawks in April, and you want us to draft one of their fans for the playoffs?

I think you've got a wait ahead of you.

Yep, that's pretty much it.

 

[ChiHawks10]

That was harsh. He wasn't asking for much. He just wanted a small reward for donating his dignity for charitable purposes.

Small rewards are a steak dinner. Not a car. MVP status is a must for a car.

He can handle it. He posts in the Poli section.

 

[nobody]

Just to get this straight: this is the first time in about 6 years that Wild fans don't have to so much as think about the Blackhawks in April, and you want us to draft one of their fans for the playoffs?

I think you've got a wait ahead of you.

@AlwaysSunnyInTampa might have a little something something that can solve your problems.

To HFWild:
@DominicBoltsFan

To HFTampa
#7 selection in HFHawks BW draft
Full access to any pond(s) (HFTampa selection) during the winter months for the next 2 seasons

 

[CallMeShaft]

Just to get this straight: this is the first time in about 6 years that Wild fans don't have to so much as think about the Blackhawks in April, and you want us to draft one of their fans for the playoffs?

I think you've got a wait ahead of you.

Just draft @DisgruntledHawkFan and get it over with!