The fancy/proper way of "Hooking up with a girl at a college party"

[steveayres35]

It takes such an elegant gentleman to "bringeth" thy lady back to my quarters. First, I'll offer her a peace treaty and then we'll discuss our plans over supper. Then, we'll have a private, closed door session full of entertainment. Finally, I'll find out if she'll be my "queen", or if we'll go our separate ways...

(All of the princes will be "shocked" in disbelief if she chooses another "king" besides me)

(However, they'll praise me if she agrees to be my "queen")

Word code:

- Quarters = Dorm room
- Peace Treaty = We're talking
- Supper = The party
- Closed door session = Makin' Whoopee

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[Conrad McBenis]

Wow, this is literally flawless.

 

[Pharrell Williams]

what does sex feel like

 

[steveayres35]

what does sex feel like

The overall sensation of such an innocent act that cannot be described in such simple words...

 

[Pharrell Williams]

The overall sensation of an innocent act can't be described in such simple words...

sounds hot

 

[The Lemonheads]

College party? Random smash and grab? Whats the code word for walk-in clinic the following day?

 

[Pharrell Williams]

College party? Random smash and grab? Whats the code word for walk-in clinic the following day?

lambskin bro

 

[steveayres35]

College party? Random smash and grab? Whats the code word for walk-in clinic the following day?

An inept, yet unfortunate visit with the finest practitioner in the land...

 

[John Price]

take her home to watch CNN.

 

[VickAshley]

I would wager to bet that OP wears a fedora and has a neck-beard.

 

[Ceremony]

wolfblitzer.jpg

 

[steveayres35]

I would wager to bet that OP wears a fedora and has a neck-beard.

Being a nice guy is a chick repellent my friend.

 

[VickAshley]

Being a nice guy is a chick repellent my friend.

I do just fine thank you very much and am always a nice guy but with a "bad" "boy" image which initiates the attraction towards me from females.

 

[Pharrell Williams]

one time the back of my hand grazed what i think was somebody's butt at a weird al concert

 

[RalphyDanger]

one time the back of my hand grazed what i think was somebody's butt at a weird al concert

 

[Bones Malone]

It's much easier if you get her hammered first

 

[VickAshley]

It's much easier if you get her hammered first

Haven't you literally only dated/married ONE girl in your whole entire life?

 

[NyQuil]

Haven't you literally only dated/married ONE girl in your whole entire life?

The question you should be asking is whether she was hammered.