Shit that makes you feel old?

[Disappointed EP40]

my 23 yr old girlfriend

 

[HansonBro]

My tired hands. If every scar told a story...(she doesn't care either)

 

[Bumpus]

YOU DAMN KIDS GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!!!

 

[Rodgerwilco]

When I get off the toilet in the morning and both elbows, both knees, and both ankles pop...

 

[Rodgerwilco]

^^^ After I walk, hunched over, to the bathroom

 

[IceNeophyte]

I need Viagra but dont want it.

 

[Stuzchuk]

nostalgically remembering that C.Pronger played for the Hartford Whalers... 23yrs ago

 

[Gee Wally]

With me today I went out clubbing with my staff. I am 47 they are in their 20s.

Yelling at each other and trying to figure out who's round it is seems so.........

Buy a round move on.

Might just be me.

You never argue who's round it is.

I just turned 60.

That did it.

 

[John Price]

wow nice

 

[SotasicA]

Your terrible English makes me feel like I'm from the Stone Age.

I am in the UK

Stonehenge, then?

 

[McDrailers]

Going to the bar

 

[Jumptheshark]

today I got a lovely email informing me of my 30th high school reunion next June in Edmonton. In the flyer or memo if you like--it appears half the people I graduated with are Grand Parents already--I suggested if they moved the reunion to Prague or St Petersburg and I might attend--this confused them

 

[CRM 114]

Kids graduating HS this year were born in 2000