Rumor: Swedish Chef is Creating a Smorgasbord of Opportunities for the Canucks

[Cogburn]

How are the hot dogs?

Ever heard of Japadog?

Yeah, I bet you feel stupid now.

Edit: You must have, if you were reading the replies. Well I guess I feel stupid now. Great dogs though.

Kessel sucks. How would he be phenomenal in Vancouver?

He got healthy scratched during the playoff run for a reason.

That's actually more of a feature, rather then a bug. We have need for someone that can be a 13th forward that can still play a top six game, covering for injuries.

 

[Izzy Goodenough]

It's happening again.

Kessel or Bear?

 

[Cogburn]

It's happening again.

Kessel or Bear?

Kessel, Bear, Perry and Messier for leadership.

 

[WTFMAN99]

How are the hot dogs?

I heard Japadog is good.

 

[Nucker42]

This isn’t typically how moves are announced so I doubt it’s anything

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

So we're getting our rumors from this guy now?

 

[Cogburn]

So we're getting our rumors from this guy now?

"Bork, bork, bork!"

Bedard to Vancouver for a 5th round pick?!

"Bork! Bork, bork!"

Myers for a retained McDavid?!

"Borka bork dee bork!"

And a rule change that puts the Canucks at a permanent 5-on-3 for 60 minutes a game?!

"Bork bork!"

Guys, I think the muppet is having a stroke....

 

[vadim sharifijanov]

How are the hot dogs?

Gotta believe we have at least one upper hand in negotiations

Someone tell him about japadog and he will sign immediately

send him to mr tube steak and it’s done

"Bork, bork, bork!"

Bedard to Vancouver for a 5th round pick?!

"Bork! Bork, bork!"

Myers for a retained McDavid?!

"Borka bork dee bork!"

And a rule change that puts the Canucks at a permanent 5-on-3 for 60 minutes a game?!

"Bork bork!"

Guys, I think the muppet is having a stroke....

lol we’re getting ray bourque omg

 

[Izzy Goodenough]

Petey extension incoming?

 

[canuckslover10]

my main concern would be the unwillingness to scratch him if he doesn't play well kind of like Keith Yandle.

 

[Izzy Goodenough]

Bork and Then

The Days of Future Past:

 

[Hansen]

Dhaliwal is a mouthpiece for agents and thats it. Any thoughts or suggestions that come from his own mind should be ignored

 

[YP44]

Podkolzin being called up would be a better move IMO

 

[TheNumber4]

Must buy Jersey when it shows up at Goodwill maybe.

 

[Reddwit]

Someone tell him about japadog and he will sign immediately

Lol came here to make a japadog joke.

 

[Izzy Goodenough]

Swedish Meatballs anyone?

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[Izzy Goodenough]

 

[Szechwan]

It's a bad thread bro just let it die peacefully

 

[Nemesis Prime]

looks like the swedish chef ain't cooking