What are the practical applications of lifting heavy things in modern day America?
Depends on your lifestyle. Are you a guy who sits in front of the computer every day at work or do you enjoy being active, even if it's just working in the yard.
The Ollie, I remember a post on Reddit that tested a bunch of those powders and came to the same conclusion. ON was one of the ones that came closest to what they promised while Body Fortress was one of the worst, but no surprise there. I've tried it, and it never sits well with me.
Lethargic, you really can't go wrong with Starting Strength but just understand for pretty much everyone but those just starting/untrained, it'll be impossible to build and cut at the same time. The body just doesn't work like that. You'll either stall on your lifts or the scale. I don't say that to discourage you, just a small warning to not give up when results don't come as fast.
Depending on the day and how insecure I feel, I'm either 5'11'' or 6'0'' and around 175 last I checked. I used to weigh myself every time I went to the gym, but I just don't care anymore. How I look in the mirror matters more. If I want some sort of numbers, then I'll break out my calipers and check the BF% (scales are notoriously inaccurate).
My routine that I created is basically Strong Lifts 5x5 with accessory work. I also do a bro split so I'm in the gym 6x a week. It helps me stay motivated because if I miss a day, then that muscle group is a week behind rather than just a few days. And really, the best workout is whatever you like to do that keeps you moving. All of the suggestions in this thread are good. I'd venture to guess that most of us have sedentary desk jobs, which, over the course of years, can take a real toll on the body. Anything to break that monotony is a must.
I wake up every morning at 5 and I'm in the gym by 5:30. My routine:
Monday (shoulders/arms):
5x5 OHP
3x8 Arnold Press
3x8 Delt Flys
3x8 DB Shrugs
3x12 DB Lateral Raises
3x8 DB Curls
3x8 Skullcrushers
Tuesday (legs):
5x5 Squats
3x15 Seated Calf Raises
3x8 Leg Press
3x8 Weighted Lunges
Wednesday (cardio/core):
15 min HIIT Cardio
3x40 Russian Twists W/ medicine ball
4:00 Plank (alternating sides every 45 secs)
3x20 Hanging Leg Raises
Thursday (chest/triceps):
5x5 Barbell BP
3x8 Incline Barbell BP
3x12 DB Chest Flys
3x8 DB BP
3x12 Skullcrushers
3x12 Tricep Rope Push down
Friday (back/biceps):
3x8 Barbell Row
2x5 Deadlift
2xF Pull-ups
2x8 Lat pull-down
3x8 Facepulls
2x8 DB Bent Over Rows
2x8 DB Shrugs
2x8 DB Curls
2x8 DB Hammer Curls
Saturday (cardio/core):
5km run
3x15 Ab Wheel
4:00 Plank
3x15 DB Side Bends
Obviously there are warm-ups in there (start every day lifting just the bar), and I didn't specify that some things are supersetted and others involve RPT but you get the idea. I switch up the accessories every now and then, but this is largely what works for me.
Finally, I do want to mention that there's a fitness board on HF. It's not terribly active, but it exists. You can find it on either page one or two, under "The Rink".